Scottie Wanshot. Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Pereira the goalkeeper who couldn't catch the cold, is on the sub bench tonight for Man U against Brighton, hope the goalkeeper gets injured and he comes on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1971fozzy Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Nothing whatsoever against the lad but as bad a keeper as I’ve ever seen play. Morinho rates him highly though so what do I know. Awful for us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glottis Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Different Pereira Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 6 minutes ago, Scottie Wanshot. said: Pereira the goalkeeper who couldn't catch the cold, is on the sub bench tonight for Man U against Brighton, hope the goalkeeper gets injured and he comes on. no he is not on the bench, the periera on the bench is andreas periera a brazilian midfielder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGoodLaugh Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 It's Andreas Pereira, the midfielder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Poppadom hands will never play for Man Unt's first team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTT Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Yoda said: Poppadom hands will never play for Man Unt's first team. An absolute abomination of a goalkeeper whose continued presence in professional football is an affront to all the laddies who didn't make it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingantti1874 Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Anybody watch this mess of a keeper warming up at half time for us, not once did he attempt to touch it with his hands strolled around in the middle doing keepie uppies and doing tricks.. absolute dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Marsh Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Just now, kingantti1874 said: Anybody watch this mess of a keeper warming up at half time for us, not once did he attempt to touch it with his hands strolled around in the middle doing keepie uppies and doing tricks.. absolute dick Actually looked like he could be a good outfield player for so lower league amateur level side. I knew the op was talking pish. He must be about 10th choice keeper at Man United. Worst goalkeeper I will ever see play for Hearts. Ten times worse than Kurkis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboross Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 16 minutes ago, Yoda said: Poppadom hands will never play for Man Unt's first team. He already has, at least 3 times. Granted they were cup games and an end of season dead rubber but still he was highly thought of by both Man Utd and Portugal. Christ knows what's happened to him since then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertarian Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Pereira is without doubt the worst goalkeeper I have ever seen play for Hearts in the 50 plus years I have been a supporter. Although he was eventually dropped he is still one of the main reasons we were at the bottom when the league was shut down in March. I was directly behind the goal when Hamilton scored at New Douglas Park after he let a tame looking shot through his hands. Absolutely terrible goalkeeper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertarian Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Pereira is without doubt the worst goalkeeper I have ever seen play for Hearts in the 50 plus years I have been a supporter. Although he was eventually dropped he is still one of the main reasons we were at the bottom when the league was shut down in March. I was directly behind the goal when Hamilton scored at New Douglas Park after he let a tame looking shot through his hands. Absolutely terrible goalkeeper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoked-Glass Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 33 minutes ago, Jamboross said: Christ knows what's happened to him since thenened to him since then. Levein had a word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 58 minutes ago, AGoodLaugh said: It's Andreas Pereira, the midfielder. Still better in goals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1874robbo Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Scottie Wanshot. said: Pereira the goalkeeper who couldn't catch the cold, is on the sub bench tonight for Man U against Brighton, hope the goalkeeper gets injured and he comes on. Better re check that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 I see that James boy we used to have is on their bench as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1874robbo Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Space Pirate said: I see that James boy we used to have is on their bench as well. 6ft 7 yet made himself 6ft when jumping for a header!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 You probably knew it wasn’t the same Pereira, didn’t you Scotty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Just now, 1874robbo said: 6ft 7 yet made himself 6ft when jumping for a header!!! Hardly a ‘boy’ either! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoked-Glass Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 5 minutes ago, 1874robbo said: 6ft 7 yet made himself 6ft when jumping for a header!!! Was great v Stutgart though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordiegords Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Worst goaly ive seen play for us, In the last 12 goals he let in i'd say a decent keeper wouldve saved at least 9 of them, utterly stinking goaly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 8 minutes ago, 1874robbo said: 6ft 7 yet made himself 6ft when jumping for a header!!! Noubt worse than a tall boy that cannae heeder. ****ing bambi legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lfhearts Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Baur was a bit like James. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1971fozzy Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Made Craig Nelson look like Dino Zoff in his prime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTT Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 (edited) 26 minutes ago, Space Pirate said: Noubt worse than a tall boy that cannae heeder. ****ing bambi legs. Its crazy. Is there not a type of training they can do to improve all of that, in Basketball its literally essential so it must be trainable. Edited June 30, 2020 by OTT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stirlo Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 5 minutes ago, 1971fozzy said: Made Craig Nelson look like Dino Zoff in his prime Yup - really can't think of a worse keeper to have played for us. The astonishing thing is he's been at Man U for a number of years. What on earth they see in him is anyone's guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 1 minute ago, OTT said: Its crazy. Is there not a type of training they can do to improve all of that, in Basketball its literally essential so it must be trainable. And, he spelt it ‘Noubt’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasquale for King Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Jamboross said: He already has, at least 3 times. Granted they were cup games and an end of season dead rubber but still he was highly thought of by both Man Utd and Portugal. Christ knows what's happened to him since then. Switzerland dodged a bullet when he gave up playing for the land of his birth and switched to Portugal after playing for them at U15/16/17. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 22 minutes ago, Pasquale for King said: Switzerland dodged a bullet when he gave up playing for the land of his birth and switched to Portugal after playing for them at U15/16/17. Swiss made, makes sense... like their cheese... full of holes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackal Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 I think I seen him make one decent save in the entire time he played with us. I would hope there was some clause in his loan deal that forced us to play him and if so I would have played him outfield and never in goals. Shocking so called keeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottie Wanshot. Posted June 30, 2020 Author Share Posted June 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Morgan said: You probably knew it wasn’t the same Pereira, didn’t you Scotty? to be honest, No I saw the name and thought my god he's on the sub bench. going to stop Vodka during the week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasquale for King Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 12 minutes ago, Alan_R said: Swiss made, makes sense... like their cheese... full of holes Soft as shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a safe pair of sells Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 I can't remember him even making one save of note in all the games he played. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phage Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 (edited) The points he cost us is the difference between explusion and having a decent chance at a EURO cup place. Most expensive goalie in our history Edited June 30, 2020 by Phage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Quality thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbee647 Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 3 hours ago, Yoda said: Poppadom hands will never play for Man Unt's first team. He already has..😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 10 hours ago, OTT said: An absolute abomination of a goalkeeper whose continued presence in professional football is an affront to all the laddies who didn't make it. He makes former dud, Craig Nelson look World class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 (edited) 10 hours ago, jackal said: I think I seen him make one decent save in the entire time he played with us. I would hope there was some clause in his loan deal that forced us to play him and if so I would have played him outfield and never in goals. Shocking so called keeper. Can you remind me of it? I kid you not i didn’t see him make a save I couldn’t have made myself He dived awkwardly, not goalkeeper like, his positioning was hideously bad and balls literally went through him. As long as he has a hole in his arse he will never be a goalkeeper. The biggest reason we finished where we did imo. Cost us time and time and time again. Edited July 1, 2020 by jack D and coke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackal Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 56 minutes ago, jack D and coke said: Can you remind me of it? I kid you not i didn’t see him make a save I couldn’t have made myself He dived awkwardly, not goalkeeper like, his positioning was hideously bad and balls literally went through him. As long as he has a hole in his arse he will never be a goalkeeper. The biggest reason we finished where we did imo. Cost us time and time and time again. Tbh I cant even remember the save myself or even who it was against. I just remember being amazed at the time he saved something. I totally agree he will never be a keeper and should never have been anywhere near us. How he is on Man Utds books is beyond me. I would have had Craig Nelson with no arms in goals before him or even Willie Nelson in his present state. There cant be a Hearts keeper in our entire history who has a worse shots on target to goals conceded with at least the same amount of games he played. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merrymac Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 Can't remember what game it was now but he actually dived out of the way of the shot. Have seen some bad goalies in my time, but never seen one do that before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 1 minute ago, merrymac said: Can't remember what game it was now but he actually dived out of the way of the shot. Have seen some bad goalies in my time, but never seen one do that before. The 3rd Killie goal at home was a bit like that. An embarrassment. He should’ve apologised to the fans on his way off the park that night, emptied his locker, apologised to everyone at the club and got himself to ****. I have a real dislike for that guy. He isn’t and will never ever will be a goalkeeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merrymac Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 Just now, jack D and coke said: The 3rd Killie goal at home was a bit like that. An embarrassment. He should’ve apologised to the fans on his way off the park that night, emptied his locker, apologised to everyone at the club and got himself to ****. I have a real dislike for that guy. He isn’t and will never ever will be a goalkeeper. 👍 That was the one. Was sitting in line with the shot, and it genuinely looked liked he dived away to avoid it. Everybody around was losing their s**t . Never seen any goalkeeper do that before, usually they try to get any part in line to stop the shot. I know we were crap but he almost singlehandly caused us to finish bottom, the fact that we persisted with him for so long was baffling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 5 minutes ago, merrymac said: 👍 That was the one. Was sitting in line with the shot, and it genuinely looked liked he dived away to avoid it. Everybody around was losing their s**t . Never seen any goalkeeper do that before, usually they try to get any part in line to stop the shot. I know we were crap but he almost singlehandly caused us to finish bottom, the fact that we persisted with him for so long was baffling. We had to be playing him for some contractual reason. We simply had to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottie Wanshot. Posted July 1, 2020 Author Share Posted July 1, 2020 I think that's the main reason Stendel wasn't invited to renew his contract because he chose to continue to play a absolutely terrible goalkeeper, and the main reason were bottom of the league. if Scum Celtic allowed Gordon to leave in January. he would have signed for us and we wouldn't be anywhere near the bottom of the league. What do other people think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holtie Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 Spot on Scottie👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1953 Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 9 minutes ago, Scottie Wanshot. said: I think that's the main reason Stendel wasn't invited to renew his contract because he chose to continue to play a absolutely terrible goalkeeper, and the main reason were bottom of the league. if Scum Celtic allowed Gordon to leave in January. he would have signed for us and we wouldn't be anywhere near the bottom of the league. What do other people think. Yes, sounds like a good argument. Pereira wasn't the only problem last season but there are certainly goals that he should have saved that cost us points and left us bottom of the league. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Marsh Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 1 hour ago, jack D and coke said: The 3rd Killie goal at home was a bit like that. An embarrassment. He should’ve apologised to the fans on his way off the park that night, emptied his locker, apologised to everyone at the club and got himself to ****. I have a real dislike for that guy. He isn’t and will never ever will be a goalkeeper. I was in the school end that night and couldn't believe what I witnessed for that 3rd goal. He actually ducked under the ball. If he had just stood still the ball would have smashed off his puss and out of danger. He could easily have been accused of match fixing after that performance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
01/07/16 Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 Who actually recommended him ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 9 minutes ago, 01/07/16 said: Who actually recommended him ? "Hello, my name is Mr Nievel... and I come from...uh... some place far away. Yes, that'll do." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 18 hours ago, Dusk_Till_Dawn said: Quality thread unlike that goalie, hopeless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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