Салатные палочки Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 I don't know if it's this lockdown and spending more time at home but I have found myself being less tolerant towards some noises. Some of them annoy me to the point of anger. Crockery and cutlery. When putting the dishes away it really annoys me when the plates or knives and forks clatter together. I try my best to be quiet with them but it never fails to go right through me. Dogs barking. I love dogs but their barking really winds me up. It's always the same barks as well. Woof.....woof woof......woof woof woof.....woof woof. Just shut the **** up. I'm sure there is plenty more. So what's yours. Hibs fans talking doesn't count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 You busy the day, driver Aa, Feck up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 People who whistle, particularly when it's not even a tune. I'd cut their lips off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Салатные палочки Posted June 4, 2020 Author Share Posted June 4, 2020 9 minutes ago, Joey J J Jr Shabadoo said: People who whistle, particularly when it's not even a tune. I'd cut their lips off. that one really winds my mum up for some reason. Seems particular popular with old men. They stop when they pass you, say hello and then start up their nonsense whistling again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 3 minutes ago, Salad Fingers said: that one really winds my mum up for some reason. Seems particular popular with old men. They stop when they pass you, say hello and then start up their nonsense whistling again. Had one like that in the flour mill, was nippy, would whistle constantly, think it was more a nervous problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des Lynam Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 34 minutes ago, Salad Fingers said: Dogs barking. I love dogs but their barking really winds me up. It's always the same barks as well. Woof.....woof woof......woof woof woof.....woof woof. Just shut the **** up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 38 minutes ago, Salad Fingers said: Dogs barking. I love dogs but their barking really winds me up. It's always the same barks as well. Woof.....woof woof......woof woof woof.....woof woof. Just shut the **** up. I love dogs, have 7, but I can't have a noisy dog, I lived in a bothy next to my mate who lived in the bigger cottage next door, we had one set of kennels at the end of the garden, my mate had a liver flatcoated retriever called Sam, as soon as the sun came up he started with metronomic consistency "Boo.......Boo......Boo......Boo.....Boo..." not a woof or a bark, just "Boo" I hated that dog!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taffin Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 People who eat too loudly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 56 minutes ago, Salad Fingers said: Dogs barking. I love dogs but their barking really winds me up. It's always the same barks as well. Woof.....woof woof......woof woof woof.....woof woof. Just shut the **** up. Pre lockdown my day off work is normally a Monday, nice long lie in, get up and have a lazy morning with a big breakfast. I live right over the road from a post office and regular as clockwork an old bloke goes there every Monday at 10am and ties his dog up outside. He then stays in the shop for about 10 minutes and the fecking hound does a massive bark every 2 seconds the entire time he is in there. A massive booming HOWF type of bark that you can hear from miles off, never mind 20 yards from it. It doesn't matter where in the house I am all I can hear is HOWF!! I hate that ****ing dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheile Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 (edited) Spurs fans singing When the Spurs Go Marching In at a funerial pace, and Liverpool fans with that dirge YNWA. Edited June 4, 2020 by Cheile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 5 minutes ago, Cheile said: Spurs fans singing When the Spurs Go Marching In at a funerial pace Iconic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 Whistling. Machinery reversing and making that Beep Beep noise. Folk that laugh like they are in a cartoon - Ha ha ha! Mopeds. Loud eating. Phones ringing in bars and restaurants. Giggling (particularly by men). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 The sound of people slurping soup/coffee is, by definition, the worst noise in the world. One of the blessings of lockdown is I don't need to go into the office and hear this 3 or 4 times a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kila Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 The seagulls are out in force making a racket Wish there was some birds of prey resident in my area Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SectionDJambo Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 These young guys who have a wee car, which looks fairly unspectacular or badly painted, and fix noisy exhausts to them. So they can scoot up the road, usually exceeding the speed limit, roaring out a really loud, sputtering, backfiring noise, thinking they are Lewis Hamilton and everyone has to watch them go by. Numpties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 10 minutes ago, Mauricio Pinilla said: The sound of people slurping soup/coffee is, by definition, the worst noise in the world. One of the blessings of lockdown is I don't need to go into the office and hear this 3 or 4 times a day. A guy that worked for me used to get a spoonful of soup and then instead of putting it in his mouth he sucked it off the spoon. After a couple of days of this I was ready to kill him, luckily someone else lost the plot before me and tore him to pieces for it. He actually tried to claim that it's how you're supposed to eat soup. How he'd made it to his 30's getting away with it is a mystery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 Greetin bairns with ***k all wrong with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted June 4, 2020 Author Share Posted June 4, 2020 38 minutes ago, OBE said: Greetin bairns with ***k all wrong with them. My youngest daughter has just started climbing the stairs. We let her do it at least once a day just to keep her amused but as we had work to do today we couldnt. She cried and shook the stair gate just about the whole day. Was nipping my head come lunchtime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 20 minutes ago, Salad Fingers said: My youngest daughter has just started climbing the stairs. We let her do it at least once a day just to keep her amused but as we had work to do today we couldnt. She cried and shook the stair gate just about the whole day. Was nipping my head come lunchtime. Nothing a couple of piriton wouldn't sort out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Tazio said: A guy that worked for me used to get a spoonful of soup and then instead of putting it in his mouth he sucked it off the spoon. After a couple of days of this I was ready to kill him, luckily someone else lost the plot before me and tore him to pieces for it. He actually tried to claim that it's how you're supposed to eat soup. How he'd made it to his 30's getting away with it is a mystery. I think it must be some kind of illness, thinking it's acceptable to make those noises when there's other people in the vicinity. Scientists should be exploring them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 Glaswegians talking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 The delayed cheer from opposition fans when their team score against you. Takes a fraction of a second to reach you and you know it's coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 Frozen Frozen II Olaf's Frozen Adventure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 Folk clicking their tongue and moving their head side to side, whilst drumming their fingers as they wait for a website, or something similar, to load up. ’Something similar’ being ‘on hold’ on a phonecall.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kila Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 (edited) Rattling on a bus when it is stuck in traffic with engine idling. Usually the lower downstairs emergency exit, or a window frame. Edited June 4, 2020 by kila Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 16 minutes ago, Der Kaiser said: Glaswegians talking. Careful now, DK. That got poor @Locky into a wee spot of bother, a couple of weeks ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Caine Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Morgan said: Whistling. Machinery reversing and making that Beep Beep noise. Folk that laugh like they are in a cartoon - Ha ha ha! Mopeds. Loud eating. Phones ringing in bars and restaurants. Giggling (particularly by men). Dick Gordon and his pals on a Saturday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gorgie Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 The sound of my alarm going off at 4am. Really grinds my gears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Tazio said: A guy that worked for me used to get a spoonful of soup and then instead of putting it in his mouth he sucked it off the spoon. After a couple of days of this I was ready to kill him, luckily someone else lost the plot before me and tore him to pieces for it. He actually tried to claim that it's how you're supposed to eat soup. How he'd made it to his 30's getting away with it is a mystery. How long were the lunch breaks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 41 minutes ago, Morgan said: Careful now, DK. That got poor @Locky into a wee spot of bother, a couple of weeks ago. Thankfully most agreed with me. Seems like a few (weegies) didn't like me saying their city and accents are shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 20 minutes ago, Locky said: Thankfully most agreed with me. Seems like a few (weegies) didn't like me saying their city and accents are shite. Nae bother, Barry Ken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchy frog Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 The missus farting coughing and sniffing sometimes all at the same time The cat meeping at me for a cat treat every time I go in the kitchen This lockdown business is making me a wee bit edgy, likes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AW1 Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 4 hours ago, Taffin said: People who eat too loudly. This Makes my blood boil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 34 minutes ago, ri Alban said: Nae bother, Barry Ken. Gonnae no’ dae that, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 57 minutes ago, Locky said: Thankfully most agreed with me. Seems like a few (weegies) didn't like me saying their city and accents are shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 4 hours ago, Cheile said: Spurs fans singing When the Spurs Go Marching In at a funerial pace, and Liverpool fans with that dirge YNWA. That Spurs thing truly is annoying. Can't quite see, or hear, the point of it. Used to like us signing it in the shed days. Loud and raucous from the start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 5 minutes ago, Morgan said: Gonnae no’ dae that, eh? You need to rewatch that sketch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Boof said: The delayed cheer from opposition fans when their team score against you. Takes a fraction of a second to reach you and you know it's coming. The worst was Hampden in 1988. Never forgotten that sickening wall of noise that hit us when they scored the winner. A Hibby I worked with in 1994 said the same about the John Millar equaliser in the postponed new year game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 9 minutes ago, ri Alban said: You need to rewatch that sketch. Aw man, give me a wee break. It’s hardly likely to be on TF1 now, is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 People who yodel when they yawn. It's easy to do it silently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 58 minutes ago, ri Alban said: Nae bother, Barry Ken. Please, call me Barry, likesay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 16 minutes ago, martoon said: People who yodel when they yawn. It's easy to do it silently. Like people who make a drama out of sneezing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 12 minutes ago, Locky said: Please, call me Barry, likesay. Hi Baz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 Cats, my cat in particular who can obviously tell the time because he greets to get out every feckin morning at 4:15. I have to get up and let him out or he'll start ripping things up. The wife wakes up sometimes and asks what time it is and I can tell her without even looking. Bstard 🐈 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 The gym downstairs. For two and a half months it's been bliss, but as of next Saturday they can reopen. We'll be back to pishy music blaring through the floor at 7am. Also can't stand the sound of folk chewing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 Our neighbour a couple of doors down gives his dogs an absolute bollocking. Proper rage shouting. Embarrassing stuff tbh. Pretty sure one of the dogs barks "**** off" constantly. Most bloody annoying bark, but it's all brought on from shite ownership imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 My dogs barking like crazy if they see someone even looking like they're coming to the house. One starts and the other, who wasn't even looking out the window and hasn't seen a anyone, joins in 3 minutes ago, heartsfc_fan said: Our neighbour a couple of doors down gives his dogs an absolute bollocking. Proper rage shouting. Embarrassing stuff tbh. Pretty sure one of the dogs barks "**** off" constantly. Most bloody annoying bark, but it's all brought on from shite ownership imo. I was in the middle of typing and went to check new replies. Just to point out, that's not me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 Modern day dance music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 1 minute ago, Lemongrab said: My dogs barking like crazy if they see someone even looking like they're coming to the house. One starts and the other, who wasn't even looking out the window and hasn't seen a anyone, joins in I was in the middle of typing and went to check new replies. Just to point out, that's not me. Nah the guy is a Rangers fan (unless you are 🤣 ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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