Bazzas right boot Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Morgan said: What I meant was, I stay just outside Monaco but have to go to Nice for a flight. Normally. It’s not really. ps. I know you were kidding. 👍 Executive couch for that heifer. 51 minutes ago, Special Officer Doofy said: I know. It was just a shit wee play on words by me. And me. Shite joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 50 minutes ago, Smith's right boot said: And me. Shite joke. Yer alright, Tosh. The old ones are the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 Just now, Morgan said: Yer alright, Tosh. The old ones are the best. You could almost say, old jokes are quite... Nice... 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 54 minutes ago, Smith's right boot said: You could almost say, old jokes are quite... Nice... 😉 For that, sir, you should get your ‘Cote’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 These French Riviera jokes are going on Toulon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coatbridgejambo Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 When is deadline day for renewals I've not been paying attention . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 9 minutes ago, Morgan said: For that, sir, you should get your ‘Cote’. 5 minutes ago, redjambo said: These French Riviera jokes are going on Toulon. 😭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboman9 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 20 minutes ago, coatbridgejambo said: When is deadline day for renewals I've not been paying attention . 8th June Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 hour ago, redjambo said: These French Riviera jokes are going on Toulon. Perhaps we should PACA it in, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coatbridgejambo Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 51 minutes ago, jamboman9 said: 8th June 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 8 minutes ago, Morgan said: Perhaps we should PACA it in, then? Indeed. We just can't Alpes it, can we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 Think the rubbish puns are Draguignan a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyCox Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 On 21/05/2020 at 20:19, tightrope said: Ok, advice required. Decided, renewing....so. Quandary. Weekend Wedensday, pished, tunes on, mentioned to the wife......maybe she should come with me..... a Season ticket, as the club needs us.....got a bit tearfull, 🥺 she agreed club needs support 😲😲😲😲😲 So aye or Naw? Will spend cost in shop if Naw. Will it be the same.....BTW she is Hearts and Man u..😲 I can try and pap her off with a hospitality day. Or am I being a dick. Nobody who loves a Stafford can ever be a "dick". I've got a 2 yo brown brindle and he is the nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamtartan74 Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 12 hours ago, Morgan said: After reading it again, I realise that now. The absence of a question mark should have told me that last night, but I was on the wine gums. Even I realised he was only Avignon 🤷🏻♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightrope Posted May 23, 2020 Author Share Posted May 23, 2020 8 hours ago, BobbyCox said: Nobody who loves a Stafford can ever be a "dick". I've got a 2 yo brown brindle and he is the nuts. Yeah, great dogs mate, got two and they are lying snoring on the couch snoring refused to go out in the rain... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 11 hours ago, jamtartan74 said: Even I realised he was only Avignon 🤷🏻♂️ FFS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamtartan74 Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 5 hours ago, Morgan said: FFS! 😂 sorry couldn’t resist that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 52 minutes ago, jamtartan74 said: 😂 sorry couldn’t resist that one. Not a problem. Always just Mar say what you think! 😇 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamtartan74 Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 56 minutes ago, Morgan said: Not a problem. Always just Mar say what you think! 😇 Will do, I would be Lyon if I didn’t 😝 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 On 22/05/2020 at 15:51, jamboozy said: Can I see a phoatie of your wife before I say aye? It took a long time for this to come up. It's the obvious answer to that question. Kickback is slipping! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 On 22/05/2020 at 18:09, redjambo said: These French Riviera jokes are going on Toulon. Just a Normandy on JKB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 6 hours ago, ri Alban said: Just a Normandy on JKB. You little beach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 1 minute ago, Morgan said: You little beach. Ashore am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 17 minutes ago, ri Alban said: Ashore am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 6 minutes ago, Morgan said: I thought that was quite good for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, ri Alban said: I thought that was quite good for me. It was. Just keep soldiering on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billythejambo Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 On 22/05/2020 at 10:46, tightrope said: Aye it is then. 🤞 Aye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 The puns on here at times But also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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