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https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/brian-may-hospital-gardening-accident-queen-instagram-a9504956.html

 

Brian May was hospitalised after “ripping his Gluteus Maximus to shreds” in a mystery gardening accident, he has revealed.

The Queen guitarist shared to Instagram an image of himself wearing a face mask, before clarifying to fans that he hadn’t experienced anything coronavirus-related.

“The Virus didn’t get me yet – thank God,” the 72-year-old wrote in his caption. “I managed to rip my Gluteus Maximus to shreds in a moment of over-enthusiastic gardening. So suddenly I find myself in a hospital getting scanned to find out exactly how much I’ve actually damaged myself.

He continued: “Turns out I did a thorough job – this is a couple of days ago – and I won’t be able to walk for a while ... or sleep, without a lot of assistance, because the pain is relentless.”

May did not specify what had occurred in his garden that had led to his injuries.

 

 

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"The Ring..." and "Tear It Up" jumped out when I googled Queen Songs.

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Lone Striker

At least Lesley Ash was honest about how she broke her ribs.

 

Nice try though Brian.  🤪 

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I bet he doesn't like to ride his bicycle now.

 

Incidentally, it's normally drummers who have bizarre gardening accidents that are best left unsolved.

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