Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Any suggestions, since my free time largely revolves around sports.  YouTube retro matches to break up hoovering cleaning etc.  Might have to start reading beyond Kickback  😀  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull's-eye Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Visit the Shed. Â Dopey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Subbuteo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hearts007 Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Just now, Jambos_1874 said: Subbuteo. Could do that to see out remaining games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted March 13, 2020 Author Share Posted March 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, Bull's-eye said: Visit the Shed.  Dopey. Hmmmm....nah....they sometimes do grown up topics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted March 13, 2020 Author Share Posted March 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, Jambos_1874 said: Subbuteo. Funnily enough I once won a subbuteo tournament in an electrical store in Aberdeen.  I was shite at the game, fortunately for me, no word of a lie, the tournament had to be cut short.  Pens to decide, I won a brand new subbuteo set, presented by Eric Black.  Got it home and much to my mother's amazement started using my felt pens to make the red into a Maroon colour.  Sad but true story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull's-eye Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 4 minutes ago, Sir Gio said: Hmmmm....nah....they sometimes do grown up topics  Is tugging on your custard cannon a grown up topic these days ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingantti1874 Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 FIFA championship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted March 13, 2020 Author Share Posted March 13, 2020 What is a custard cannon?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted March 13, 2020 Author Share Posted March 13, 2020 Just now, kingantti1874 said: FIFA championship Make sure you deep clean your joystick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hearts007 Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, Sir Gio said: What is a custard cannon?????? they probably know in the shed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sac Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Going to get my Neil Lennon dartboard out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hercules Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 8 minutes ago, kingantti1874 said: FIFA championship Christ. It’s worse than we thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hueyview Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 9 minutes ago, Bull's-eye said: Â Is tugging on your custard cannon a grown up topic these days ? At least there's a use for the saved up bogroll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull's-eye Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 8 minutes ago, Sir Gio said: What is a custard cannon??????  It's a Cannon that ejects Custard when tugged.  Ffs man, you've been in Aberdeen way to long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suso Santana Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 22 minutes ago, Sir Gio said: Any suggestions, since my free time largely revolves around sports.  YouTube retro matches to break up hoovering cleaning etc.  Might have to start reading beyond Kickback  😀  Porn Hub  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hueyview Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 6 minutes ago, Hearts007 said: they probably know in the shed when things are a bit dire......  Always good to see a Sid or Kenny...    Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted March 13, 2020 Author Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Bull's-eye said:  It's a Cannon that ejects Custard when tugged.  Ffs man, you've been in Aberdeen way to long. Sounds fun. Can you get them on Amazon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Quickly Kevin podcast, my new favourite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted March 13, 2020 Author Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Suso Santana said: Porn Hub  There could be kids about. Strictly over 18s kids, not good for you.  Better off with Bullseye and his Custard cannon I think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suso Santana Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Sir Gio said: There could be kids about. Strictly over 18s kids, not good for you.  Better off with Bullseye and his Custard cannon I think  Use the self isolation card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted March 13, 2020 Author Share Posted March 13, 2020 Better than porn @Suso Santana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suso Santana Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Sir Gio said: Better than porn @Suso Santana  Close 2nd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Doodle Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 a few suggestions haha        Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted March 13, 2020 Author Share Posted March 13, 2020 21 minutes ago, Skippy Doodle said: a few suggestions haha        Not a bad selection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busby1985 Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Moan about the pitch.  Moan about the woman’s team.  Moan about the 0% bar.  Moan about Sean Clare.  Moan about filling in the corners.  Moan about the young team.  Moan about giving the old firm a full stand.  Moan about hearts fans moaning.  Moan about lockie not giving team talks.  Moan about the black strip being out of stock.  Moan about the glass curtain and lack of.  Moan about the mosaic floor.  Blame Levein.  That should keep some of kickback occupied till Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 37 minutes ago, Sir Gio said: There could be kids about. Strictly over 18s kids, not good for you.  Better off with Bullseye and his Custard cannon I think Sounds like that may be on the site Suso is currently watching.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpyespana Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Sir Gio said: Any suggestions, since my free time largely revolves around sports.  YouTube retro matches to break up hoovering cleaning etc.  Might have to start reading beyond Kickback  😀  Your lucky we are on lockdown no bars open so its just take the dogs for a walk five times a day guys lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Darts is the answer.  Practice like feck all Saturday afternoon, arrange to meet mates at 5 (shortly after what would be full time) then stripe them for £5 a leg.  501, double start, they'll think your Bristow, Jockey and Phil rolled into one.  That's my plan...  ...oh, and start nagging "er indoors" about 5 years ago until she relents and let's you put a board up.     Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WheatfieldWarrior Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Jambos_1874 said: Subbuteo. Â My subbuteo team are a bunch of wage thieves who couldn't trap a bag of cement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 6 minutes ago, Zlatanable said: A2? Hit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Just now, Zlatanable said: B2? Thats my canoe gone up in smoke!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull's-eye Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 40 minutes ago, busby1985 said: Moan about the pitch.  Moan about the woman’s team.  Moan about the 0% bar.  Moan about Sean Clare.  Moan about filling in the corners.  Moan about the young team.  Moan about giving the old firm a full stand.  Moan about hearts fans moaning.  Moan about lockie not giving team talks.  Moan about the black strip being out of stock.  Moan about the glass curtain and lack of.  Moan about the mosaic floor.  Blame Levein.  That should keep some of kickback occupied till Sunday.   Guid post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obua Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 7 minutes ago, Zlatanable said: Booze, masturbation, laziness, shit telly, shit films, lip-service housework, a lot of bacon etc.  These are my ideas to fill the time. You just about summed up my retirement 😛. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkishcap Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 As far as I am aware the ice hockey at Murrayfield is still on Sunday at 6pm, Racers v Dundee Tigers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac80 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 start a malicious rumour and see how far it goes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crete Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 You can tidy up the garden if you have one,wash the windows,give the house a good clean or do a 10,000 piece jigsaw . enjoy your day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TyphoonJambo Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Decided to make more effort and use my time wisely. Met a lady in the living room, turns out shes my wife, seems nice enough. Devasted to find out she's been made redundant, from Woolies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMJ_1874 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 5 minutes ago, TypoonJambo said: Decided to make more effort and use my time wisely. Met a lady in the living room, turns out shes my wife, seems nice enough. Devasted to find out she's been made redundant, from Woolies! 🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 10 hours ago, Bull's-eye said:  It's a Cannon that ejects Custard when tugged.  Ffs man, you've been in Aberdeen way to long. They always use the woolly cannon cover up there. Won't see the custard firing out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 9 hours ago, busby1985 said: Moan about the pitch.  Moan about the woman’s team.  Moan about the 0% bar.  Moan about Sean Clare.  Moan about filling in the corners.  Moan about the young team.  Moan about giving the old firm a full stand.  Moan about hearts fans moaning.  Moan about lockie not giving team talks.  Moan about the black strip being out of stock.  Moan about the glass curtain and lack of.  Moan about the mosaic floor.  Blame Levein.  That should keep some of kickback occupied till Sunday.   The op was talking about how to use the extra time.     Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Start a cleaning business.   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 33 minutes ago, Crete said: You can tidy up the garden if you have one,wash the windows,give the house a good clean or do a 10,000 piece jigsaw . enjoy your day.   My 10,000 piece jigsaw says 12 years +, hopefully things are back to normal before then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 9 hours ago, WheatfieldWarrior said:  My subbuteo team are a bunch of wage thieves who couldn't trap a bag of cement.   My keeper is still better than Jp tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tolcross lad Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Melbourne City v W Sidney W on BT Sports 2 just now.Dylan McGowan playing. Better than nothing maybe I suppose I could practise some putting on the carpet or head out to track down some toilet roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NlGHTMARE Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 (edited) For me it’s a trip into town for a new battery in my phone, going to pick up a couple of second hand Nintendo switch games, then come home and watch darts on Internet horse racing on TV, and check football scores on me charged up blower, as I’ve had a BTTS bet on national leagues, as I normally do, all this could change at 10.00 though because my mate is phoning me on his break at work, he finishes at one if he fancies it we could be in snooker club playing 9 ball pool, darts, and getting pissed for half past. Edited March 14, 2020 by NlGHTMARE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Magic Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Cooking Chinese (irony alert!!) for the Mrs and some friends tonight.  Will most probably end up watching a film or playing Mario Cart on the switch for a while.  Dog walk tomorrow with a pub lunch.  Next week I have no idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Crete said: You can tidy up the garden if you have one,wash the windows,give the house a good clean or do a 10,000 piece jigsaw . enjoy your day.  I'm reduced to cleaning the flat. Shopping. Then I am meeting colleagues for a piss up. Edited March 14, 2020 by Marvin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinRummy Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 28 minutes ago, Marvin said:  I'm reduced to cleaning the flat. Shopping. Then I am meeting colleagues for a piss up. Shops are mobbed through here in Musselburgh. Just back in and really really busy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairdryer Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Go on hibs net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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