scott herbertson Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 Probably a load of pish but would be funny if true https://order-order.com/2020/02/26/carrie-gave-boris-black-eye-rumour/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manaliveits105 Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 The prime minister is totally responsible for the excess rain and people buying cheaper houses in flood plains and not insuring their houses - it’s a bloody disgrace so it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Mackerel Posted February 28, 2020 Author Share Posted February 28, 2020 (edited) Nice work if you can get it. Maybe she’s one of the 8 million economically inactive at the time? “Take the dug fur a shite or yer sacked doll” Edited February 28, 2020 by Space Mackerel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 If we can keep the momentum going in this thread for another few days, the Tories will be out, Scotland will be independent, Ireland will be reunited and socialism will reign again, all before we've secured safety this season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Mackerel Posted February 28, 2020 Author Share Posted February 28, 2020 14 minutes ago, Gorgiewave said: If we can keep the momentum going in this thread for another few days, the Tories will be out, Scotland will be independent, Ireland will be reunited and socialism will reign again, all before we've secured safety this season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 21 minutes ago, Space Mackerel said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianajones Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 Who? He's been missing for weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Mackerel Posted February 28, 2020 Author Share Posted February 28, 2020 11 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said: Probably let this thread die anyways, every man and their dug knows Boris is a far, lazy, self important arsehole. Apart from Gorgie Wave that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 9 minutes ago, Space Mackerel said: Probably let this thread die anyways, every man and their dug knows Boris is a far, lazy, self important arsehole. Apart from Gorgie Wave that is. No surprise there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Mackerel Posted February 28, 2020 Author Share Posted February 28, 2020 1 hour ago, The Real Maroonblood said: No surprise there. Even Gorgie Wave knows it’s all over, he can dress the salad however he wants. 😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, Space Mackerel said: Even Gorgie Wave knows it’s all over, he can dress the salad however he wants. 😊 🤣🤣🤣 you are a card🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Mackerel Posted February 28, 2020 Author Share Posted February 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: 🤣🤣🤣 you are a card🤣🤣🤣 In a democracy, it takes a staggering amount of stupidness to give away your fellow mankinds and neighbours interests to another Eton educated arsehole. But your happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 19 minutes ago, Space Mackerel said: In a democracy, it takes a staggering amount of stupidness to give away your fellow mankinds and neighbours interests to another Eton educated arsehole. But your happy. That should be on your head stone, a very apt quote!!! You make me laugh, I'm glad there's still clowns like you in the world👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 (edited) On 21/02/2020 at 13:09, Boris said: I cannot understand how anyone would want that oafish, racist, homophobic, self-interested, narcissist to run the country. Speak for yourself, comrade, but I think I'd make a top class PM. Edited February 28, 2020 by Governor Tarkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 On 27/02/2020 at 23:33, theshed said: I’m no Boris fan but I don’t understand why he gets a hard time cause he won’t visit a flooded town. Does he have a magic wand to make the water go away? If I was an owner of a flooded house and he turned up it would make me feel worse This A few soundbites and some irritating jolly jape photos of him in wellies on a boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 10 hours ago, Governor Tarkin said: Speak for yourself, comrade, but I think I'd make a top class PM. https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OGC.e18adac9ef67c72dd94d9bd102e999d7&pid=Api&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia.giphy.com%2fmedia%2fW7SouipDvndOo%2fgiphy.gif&ehk=W8qWCyyKVlYO5rhOG%2bInpdEQc0piZ8ph91d0jCJtobk%3d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 10 hours ago, Governor Tarkin said: Speak for yourself, comrade, but I think I'd make a top class PM. Never had you as oafish, tbh. 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJGJ Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Boris and partner have an ooops moment and he has to settle quickly with the Ex then after a few days announce an engagement at the same time as confirming his partner is pregnant How long will this last ?....not long based on his past record She tells him she's pregnant, he settles with ex then announces engagement to placate the tory public Just typical of the man..... an untrustworthy blabberer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manaliveits105 Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Many congratulations Prime Minister great news Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwindonJambo Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 Congratulations to the Eton Shagger. Wife Number 3 and Child No ? Maybe even he doesn't know what number ? Is! He has 0 with Wife 1, 4 with wife 2 and an unknown number of others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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