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Jambos_1874

Are they taking bets on this!? There has been very little I can waste my money on in the last few weeks.

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ri Alban
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Took the dug for a walk this morning,(6am) two young lads fecking about away up the road fae me. Ten minutes later when i passed them, they had bevvy stashed in the jackets with not a care in the world. Usually I'd say something, but feck it, if they don't care about themselves, why should I. Wide berth and move on from now on.

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Jeff
13 minutes ago, ri Alban said:

Took the dug for a walk this morning,(6am) two young lads fecking about away up the road fae me. Ten minutes later when i passed them, they had bevvy stashed in the jackets with not a care in the world. Usually I'd say something, but feck it, if they don't care about themselves, why should I. Wide berth and move on from now on.

 

Oft an 8am bevvy. Times are tough

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ri Alban
1 minute ago, Jeff said:

 

Oft an 8am bevvy. Times are tough

6am 

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Jeff
Just now, ri Alban said:

6am 

 

Homeless or just proper jakey?

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Vlad Magic

Woke up this morning and concluded my normal ablutions.

 

However they were anything but “normal”.

 

On top of social distancing and the boredom of lockdown I have a bad case of piles.

 

Absolutely raging and in extreme discomfort. Fortunately I have some Anusol in the medicine cupboard so given the infected are a liberal covering.

 

This whole situation is literally a pain in the ass!!

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ri Alban
1 minute ago, Jeff said:

 

Homeless or just proper jakey?

Teenagers being wee pricks.

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vegas-voss
17 minutes ago, ri Alban said:

Took the dug for a walk this morning,(6am) two young lads fecking about away up the road fae me. Ten minutes later when i passed them, they had bevvy stashed in the jackets with not a care in the world. Usually I'd say something, but feck it, if they don't care about themselves, why should I. Wide berth and move on from now on.

Probably on the way home from an all nighter.You done the right thing 

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vegas-voss
3 minutes ago, Vlad Magic said:

Woke up this morning and concluded my normal ablutions.

 

However they were anything but “normal”.

 

On top of social distancing and the boredom of lockdown I have a bad case of piles.

 

Absolutely raging and in extreme discomfort. Fortunately I have some Anusol in the medicine cupboard so given the infected are a liberal covering.

 

This whole situation is literally a pain in the ass!!

Sorry 😂😂😂

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ri Alban
Posted (edited)
2 minutes ago, vegas-voss said:

Probably on the way home from an all nighter.You done the right thing 

I watched them walk about a half a mile towards my end of the toon and when I got their they came out the trees and walked the other way. I made sure they didn't throw things at the deer before I moved on fully.

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Vlad Magic
Just now, vegas-voss said:

Sorry 😂😂😂


I can sense the sympathy 😂

 

Not had them in years. Forgot just how uncomfortable they are.

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jambo89
7 minutes ago, Vlad Magic said:

Woke up this morning and concluded my normal ablutions.

 

However they were anything but “normal”.

 

On top of social distancing and the boredom of lockdown I have a bad case of piles.

 

Absolutely raging and in extreme discomfort. Fortunately I have some Anusol in the medicine cupboard so given the infected are a liberal covering.

 

This whole situation is literally a pain in the ass!!


get the suppositories! They make going for a s*** a little more bearable.

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Vlad Magic
Just now, jambo89 said:


get the suppositories! They make going for a s*** a little more bearable.


Im not convinced there is enough room?

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ri Alban

I've had difficulty swallowing even water. I hope it's just that I've burn my upper mouth at the back.

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iantjambo
Posted (edited)

@Zlatanable

 

You we’re clearly struggling yesterday. I hope you have a better day today. :)

 

Edited by iantjambo

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Vlad Magic
6 hours ago, Zlatanable said:

I don't want to fight. 

I hate this site for the fighting involved. 

 

I do not want to fight with people. 

I want to do what I can to help people. 


Can you lube my bum hole please?

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doctor jambo
On 26/03/2020 at 14:03, graygo said:

 

You've got to wonder why the hell folk are going to their GP with Covid-19 symptoms.

That’s 2 doctors dead of it now 🥺

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ri Alban
11 minutes ago, iantjambo said:

@Zlatanable

 

You we’re clearly struggling yesterday. I hope you have a better day today. :)

 

Aye, amnesia. He's started umpteen threads requiring cyber square goes.

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Alan_R

This mornings facebook post from an acquaintance 

 

"Need a short back and sides, anyone know any dodgey ***** still cutting hair? Pay double. Cash waiting "

 

Some folk still arent getting this. Have to despair at stuff like that

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Jambo-Jimbo

Hearing that Tokyo is being placed into a 'soft' lock-down this week-end with all residents urged to stay inside, threat of a state of emergency being declared if it's not adhered to.

https://english.kyodonews.net/news/2020/03/7fbfc94b8ec9-tokyo-begins-quiet-weekend-as-residents-asked-to-stay-home-over-virus.html

 

Coincidentally this in the same week that the Olympic's were postponed and Japan has reported a large increase of cases especially in and around Tokyo, hence the order to stay at home.

 

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stevie
31 minutes ago, iantjambo said:

@Zlatanable

 

You we’re clearly struggling yesterday. I hope you have a better day today. :)

 


Completely agree,hope you are okay Zlat.

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Governor Tarkin
47 minutes ago, Vlad Magic said:

Woke up this morning and concluded my normal ablutions.

 

However they were anything but “normal”.

 

On top of social distancing and the boredom of lockdown I have a bad case of piles.

 

Absolutely raging and in extreme discomfort. Fortunately I have some Anusol in the medicine cupboard so given the infected are a liberal covering.

 

This whole situation is literally a pain in the ass!!

 

I can't think of a nicer guy to be unjustly lumbered with such a horrible affliction.

 

Commiserations VM :(

 

Word of caution. Once armageddon is over, if you ever find yourself on the banks of the Dead Sea, don't go in. The minerals may be good for the skin of your face, but your hoop won't thank you. This is the voice of bitter, bitter, experience.

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AlimOzturk
39 minutes ago, iantjambo said:

@Zlatanable

 

You we’re clearly struggling yesterday. I hope you have a better day today. :)

 

 

Yeah hope your ok zlat

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Jambo314
37 minutes ago, Vlad Magic said:


Can you lube my bum hole please?

FFS am just aboot tae hae ma breakfast

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Governor Tarkin

Aye, stick in @Zlatanable 👍

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Vlad Magic
1 minute ago, Jambo314 said:

FFS am just aboot tae hae ma breakfast


You offering? 
 

 

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Jambo314
Just now, Vlad Magic said:


You offering? 
 

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Just now, Vlad Magic said:


You offering? 
 

 

 

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Homme

It's a cracking morning so far. 

 

Going to be a test for the authorities today. 

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Vlad Magic
12 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said:

 

I can't think of a nicer guy to be unjustly lumbered with such a horrible affliction.

 

Commiserations VM :(

 

Word of caution. Once armageddon is over, if you ever find yourself on the banks of the Dead Sea, don't go in. The minerals may be good for the skin of your face, but your hoop won't thank you. This is the voice of bitter, bitter, experience.


Appreciate that Gov 👍👍

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Jambo314
1 minute ago, Homme said:

It's a cracking morning so far. 

 

Going to be a test for the authorities today. 

No sure vlad would agree

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Vlad Magic
1 minute ago, Jambo314 said:

No sure vlad would agree


Anusol kicking in.

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Jambo314
Just now, Vlad Magic said:


Anusol kicking in.

👍

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Lemongrab
1 hour ago, Vlad Magic said:

Woke up this morning and concluded my normal ablutions.

 

However they were anything but “normal”.

 

On top of social distancing and the boredom of lockdown I have a bad case of piles.

 

Absolutely raging and in extreme discomfort. Fortunately I have some Anusol in the medicine cupboard so given the infected are a liberal covering.

 

This whole situation is literally a pain in the ass!!

Have you had the Farmer Giles before, or did you keep a tube of cream just in case?  Now that would be being really prepared.

 

58 minutes ago, Vlad Magic said:


Can you lube my bum hole please?

:rofl:

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iantjambo
1 hour ago, Vlad Magic said:


Can you lube my bum hole please?

 

29 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said:

Aye, stick in @Zlatanable 👍


:oohmatron:

 

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Victorian

@Zlatanable

 

You've been a really good contributor to this thread.    We're probably all in a similar kind of bad place right now.   In some ways that makes it worse because millions of people all a bit desperate all at once gives the realisation that nobody can help the individual.    You wont be short of understanding people on here though.

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MoncurMacdonaldMercer
1 hour ago, doctor jambo said:

That’s 2 doctors dead of it now 🥺

 

in your surgery?

 

tske care doc - mental and physical

 

the time spent on kickback must be a great release for you given the circumstances

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Tommy Brown
1 hour ago, ri Alban said:

Aye, amnesia. He's started umpteen threads requiring cyber square goes.

:lol:

 

I have thought that. Too.

He started the autism thread, I view his posts differently now.

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jake
1 hour ago, Vlad Magic said:


Can you lube my bum hole please?

🤣🤣🤣

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leginten

Looking on the bright side, at least that appalling ****ing Archers shite has disappeared from Radio 4.

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Vlad Magic
36 minutes ago, Lemongrab said:

Have you had the Farmer Giles before, or did you keep a tube of cream just in case?  Now that would be being really prepared.

 

:rofl:


Had them about 3 years ago?

 

 

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Mikey1874

832 dead in Spain latest 24 hours 

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Tommy Brown
33 minutes ago, Mikey1874 said:

832 dead in Spain latest 24 hours 

Italy 919 yesterday, 3,732 critcal

 

Spain over 4,000 critical

 

France around 3,500 critical

 

depressing figures, it's showing no signs of peaking.

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jonnothejambo
2 hours ago, Vlad Magic said:

Woke up this morning and concluded my normal ablutions.

 

However they were anything but “normal”.

 

On top of social distancing and the boredom of lockdown I have a bad case of piles.

 

Absolutely raging and in extreme discomfort. Fortunately I have some Anusol in the medicine cupboard so given the infected are a liberal covering.

 

This whole situation is literally a pain in the ass!!

 

When you sit on the corner of the table to push them back up remember to Dettol the table afterwards.

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DETTY29
Posted (edited)

Alister Jack showing symptoms and self isolating.

Edited by DETTY29

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Spellczech
49 minutes ago, Tommy Brown said:

Italy 919 yesterday, 3,732 critcal

 

Spain over 4,000 critical

 

France around 3,500 critical

 

depressing figures, it's showing no signs of peaking.

Italy locked-down nationwide on 9 March. It is now 28 March, and they are getting 1000s of new cases identified every day...Anyone suspect the incubation period for this virus may be far longer than the 4-5 days we've been told by the scientists?

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Morgan
45 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

When you sit on the corner of the table to push them back up remember to Dettol the table afterwards.

:getout: you pain in the arse.  :wink: 

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Alan_R

So Boris refused EU help for medical supplies and ventilators to save face, but uk companies Direct Access (5000 ventilator) and MEC medical (8,000) both also got ignored. Instead the contract has been handed to Tory donors and rich pals of companies from non medical sectors. Including a contract for 10,000 handed to vacuum manufacture dyson. They wont start production til next month and could be months before any actually available!

 

So yes, we all need to pull together and stay safe but this shouldnt be above scrutiny. When BJ is getting portrayed as some sort of man of the people all of a sudden. The conservatives still seem more bothered about lining each others pockets even when lives are on the line.

 

https://spotlight-newspaper.co.uk/health/03/27/tory-donors-brexiteers-gifted-contracts-to-build-ventilators/?fbclid=IwAR0IZ7VHFSPAVZRBwIJkiL3LMP_08Y93pXz0abBa2JZ_4bjiJ2cQ3mgBdm4

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