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5 minutes ago, sadj said:

 


Womens toilets in clubs are always infinitely worse than blokes by the end of the night. 🤢🤮

 

When I worked in retail, I got caught fecking about and as punishment had to clean the staff bogs. As you mentioned above I found the ladies to be worse than the gents. Yet its men who are widely criticised for being the dirty ones. 

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21 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

My wife told me years ago that the ladies toilets in her office were a disgrace. I won't go into details but there are some right female clarts on the go.

E-mails get sent round my work telling the women to use the bins provided. Bins you don't get in male toiles. Disgusting.

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3 minutes ago, ri Alban said:

Lobster?

Yup, that’s why I don’t eat it

2 minutes ago, graygo said:

 

:rofl:

 

Knew you would suss it eventually.

Can’t even use the excuse of being an auld git, coz your one too🤣

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Dear Boris, don't let people like IDS and JRM out in front of the cameras, it just reminds folk. You've been doing well, too.

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Gove or back to IDS should be on the succession planning list.

 

Cockroaches survive anything.

 

Ps I don't want either of them to catch it.....

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1 minute ago, luckyBatistuta said:

 

Can’t even use the excuse of being an auld git, coz your one too🤣

 

Hey! I resemble that remark.

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1 minute ago, luckyBatistuta said:

Yup, that’s why I don’t eat it

Can’t even use the excuse of being an auld git, coz your one too🤣

Big Tyson Fury bought a good few in a restaurant and set them free in the sea. :thumb:

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Just now, ri Alban said:

Big Tyson Fury bought a good few in a restaurant and set them free in the sea. :thumb:


 

Well played by the big man. My sister in law bought quite a few in a restaurant in America and did this.

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1 minute ago, luckyBatistuta said:


 

Well played by the big man. My sister in law bought quite a few in a restaurant in America and did this.

#freelobbie!

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12 minutes ago, Marvin said:

 

When I worked in retail, I got caught fecking about and as punishment had to clean the staff bogs. As you mentioned above I found the ladies to be worse than the gents. Yet its men who are widely criticised for being the dirty ones. 

Yep and instead we are the bastions of clean toilets 😌

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So Boris has a pregnant parnter, yet only a few weeks ago he was going around hospitals shaking hands with cornavirus patients and laughing about it at news conference?

 

I feel very bad for his partner and hope she doesn't get it.

 

But **** Boris, he's a ***** and he's got this because he's a reckless careless arse. Economy before lives, let's see if he'll be willing to stand by that. My only concern is if he gets it bad he'll take up a ventilator in ICU that a more worthy person should get.

 

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3 minutes ago, kila said:

So Boris has a pregnant parnter, yet only a few weeks ago he was going around hospitals shaking hands with cornavirus patients and laughing about it at news conference?

 

I feel very bad for his partner and hope she doesn't get it.

 

But **** Boris, he's a ***** and he's got this because he's a reckless careless arse. Economy before lives, let's see if he'll be willing to stand by that. My only concern is if he gets it bad he'll take up a ventilator in ICU that a more worthy person should get.

 


Thats twice people have mentioned a pregnant partner... does that really make any difference? Are pregnant women more susceptible? I haven’t seen that being a thing. 

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1 minute ago, sadj said:


Thats twice people have nentioned a pregnant partner... does that really make any difference? Are pregnant women more susceptible? I haven’t seen that being a thing. 

They are in vulnerable category especially later stages of pregnancy.

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2 minutes ago, vegas-voss said:

They are in vulnerable category especially later stages of pregnancy.


Thank you , lot of women i know take or took supplements to keep their immune systems high whilst pregnant hence the question.

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Don't blame it on the sunshine,

Don't blame it on the moonlight,

Don't blame it on the good times,

Blame it on China.

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Just now, jonnothejambo said:

 

Must have been a lot worse in the days before these tampons appeared. 

 

🤮

Eugh, I know.

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Mike Ashley "apologising" for "misunderstandings" over the last few days.

Listen, pal, directly and personally lobbying the Prime Minister in order to keep your shitey schemie-wear shops open is not a misunderstanding.

It's you being a prick.

 

 

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3 minutes ago, kila said:

8 more people have died in Scotland since yesterday's count, bringing out death total to 33.

 

 

Jump of 165 positive tests and nearly another 20 in ICU.

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16 minutes ago, Cade said:

Spain withdraws use of testing kits after they are found to provide false results.

 

It's chaos over there.

they were only 30% accurate and were giving a lot of false negative results. shocking by both the chinese suppliers and the spanish govt for not testing them first

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8 minutes ago, Cade said:

Mike Ashley "apologising" for "misunderstandings" over the last few days.

Listen, pal, directly and personally lobbying the Prime Minister in order to keep your shitey schemie-wear shops open is not a misunderstanding.

It's you being a prick.

 

 

:spoton:

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5 minutes ago, milky_26 said:

they were only 30% accurate and were giving a lot of false negative results. shocking by both the chinese suppliers and the spanish govt for not testing them first

That genuinely sounds like an ebay review

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Just heard that there has been a slight improvement on Mrs tjambos mum. 
not even close to being out of the woods yet but it’s a start.

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12 minutes ago, kila said:

8 more people have died in Scotland since yesterday's count, bringing out death total to 33.

 

 

 

8 minutes ago, DETTY29 said:

Jump of 165 positive tests and nearly another 20 in ICU.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Ritchez said:

Is it still racist to criticise the cultural factor behind the epidemic? Nonsense traditional Chinese beliefs about the powers of certain foods have resulted in this virus.

 

These wildlife markets need banned immediately. Has the Chinese government done this yet?

 

I doubt it, and once we have a handle on it we should not admit anyone from China to enter the UK without extensive quarantine until they have.  The arseholes in their government clearly knew about this well into last year and sat on it hoping it would go away.

 

If you look at it all the new viruses seem to originate from China - sars, bird flu, up to covid-19.  You have to ask yourself why these things are only coming from China?

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3 minutes ago, iantjambo said:

Just heard that there has been a slight improvement on Mrs tjambos mum. 
not even close to being out of the woods yet but it’s a start.


good to hear some positivity , hopefully that improvement continues Ian

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2 minutes ago, iantjambo said:

Just heard that there has been a slight improvement on Mrs tjambos mum. 
not even close to being out of the woods yet but it’s a start.

Bit of hope though.Come on Mrs tjambos mum beat this *******

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2 minutes ago, frankblack said:

 

I doubt it, and once we have a handle on it we should not admit anyone from China to enter the UK without extensive quarantine until they have.  The arseholes in their government clearly knew about this well into last year and sat on it hoping it would go away.

 

If you look at it all the new viruses seem to originate from China - sars, bird flu, up to covid-19.  You have to ask yourself why these things are only coming from China?

Arent sars and covid just different strains of coronavirus? 

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6 minutes ago, hughesie27 said:

Hancock has it too!

Not popping up on any of my news feeds.

 

Where did you hear, find out?

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1 minute ago, DETTY29 said:

Not popping up on any of my news feeds.

 

Where did you hear, find out?

He tweeted it

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Just now, sadj said:

Arent sars and covid just different strains of coronavirus? 

 

Possibly, but the point stands - we aren't seeing these viruses emerge from any tropical countries where the potential for undiscovered viruses exist, so why is it these potential pandemics keep emerging in China?

 

I think we need to make it clear there will be consequences for this if they don't act.

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4 minutes ago, sadj said:


good to hear some positivity , hopefully that improvement continues Ian

 

4 minutes ago, vegas-voss said:

Bit of hope though.Come on Mrs tjambos mum beat this *******


Cheers lads. I’ll keep you all updated on her condition.

 

:)

 

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1 hour ago, Ainsley Harriott said:

I dont think he said that did he?

Not sure who he is? 

 

Wasn't talking about BoJo. But I have heard a few saying it on the news. 

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