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Zlatanable

A life lesson, but never longer than one sentence. 

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Zlatanable

Always have an eatable LIDL chorizo in the fridge. 

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Zlatanable

Always be careful sticking your hands into washing up, cause there might be sharp things below that you can't see or imagine. 

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martoon

Don't hate as the hated either don't know or don't care and the hate will hurt only you.

 

 

 

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ri Alban

If at first ye don't succeed, pull yer foreskin oor yer heid.

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martoon
Just now, ri Alban said:

If at first ye don't succeed, pull yer foreskin oor yer heid.

 

Made me laugh.

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Del Monty

Work hard, and the rewards will come.

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Zlatanable
50 minutes ago, martoon said:

 

Made me laugh.

Enjoy what makes you laugh. 

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Zlatanable

Order what you want. 

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graygo

FTH. 

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Bridge of Djoum

Never take the easy ball playing Pool.

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robroy1874

When visiting Thailand (or anyplace for that matter) - Don't pick up the girl with big hands and an Adams apple

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FWJ

The best thing about always telling the truth is you don’t have to remember anything.

 

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Craig_

Don't get some dafty up the stick.

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Justin Z

Don't embarrass yourself by drunkenly aiming regrettable posts at people on Kickback.

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Victorian

Never eat anything bigger than your own head.

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cheetah

You've never been drunk until you have shit yourself.

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Smithee

Don't worry about it 

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jack D and coke

Every holes a goal. 

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Smithee
1 minute ago, jack D and coke said:

Every holes a goal. 

The old Bangkok exoneration

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I P Knightley

When it's raining, look for a rainbow; when it's dark, look for the stars. 

 

:sick:

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jack D and coke
4 minutes ago, Smithee said:

The old Bangkok exoneration

:arry:
 

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Boof

Be kind.

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Salad Fingers

Don't trust anyone.  

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OBE

Don't monkey with other folks :001_9898:

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bn jambo

Don't shite on your own doorstep

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RobboM

This too shall pass

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The Real Maroonblood

Do unto to others who would do unto you but do it first.

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jonesy

Never eat yellow snow

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Cruyff

Don't piss into the wind. 

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Hairdryer

Never act superior and look down at anyone 

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Angry Haggis

Never argue with an Idiot, they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. 

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John Findlay

Dont forget your friends on the way up. You never know when you might need them on the way down.

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Mr 3 Putt

Speed doesn't kill you, becoming stationary that's what gets you.

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fancy a brew

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fancy a brew

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Sharpie

Never underestimate who you are.

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jack D and coke

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superjack

Never let your father smell your arse in company.

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Smithee
5 minutes ago, superjack said:

Never let your father smell your arse in company.

I don't feel the last 2 words are really necessary.

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Ted (Theodore) Logan

Don't **** with cats

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trotter

Trying too hard to make things idiot-proof only creates a better class of idiots

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Cruyff

Never mow another man's lawn. 

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chuck berrys hairline

Every dead body on Mt Everest was a determined individual. So maybe calm down eh!

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highlandjambo3
5 hours ago, cheetah said:

You've never been drunk until you have shit yourself.

Pmsl 😂 

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highlandjambo3

If you fail to prepare then you must prepare to fail.

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Dagger Is Back
1 hour ago, jack D and coke said:

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:clap:

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magic roundabout

Don't be afraid of heights it's the ground that kills you. 

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Morgan

Live each day as you would your last.

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OBE

Ridicule will ensue those who are bereft of socks & boxers above the belt.

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