Hackney Hearts Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 (edited) 12 minutes ago, dazajmbo said: He has. This was your reply to "You said he's signed" - and in the same post... Quote Deal is done just needs signed in person. You can see why the pedants amongst us are wary of the apparent contradiction? What sort of signing has he done? Has he e-signed? Verbally signed? It is of course possible that Stendel is playing things low key until the photo call etc. Either way, hope you're right and we see him on the pitch sooner rather than later. Edited January 19, 2020 by Hackney Hearts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazajmbo Posted January 19, 2020 Author Share Posted January 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, Hackney Hearts said: This was your reply to "You said he's signed" - and in the same post... You can see why the pedants amongst us are wary of the apparent contradiction? What sort of signing has he done? Has he e-signed? Verbally signed? It is of course possible that Stendel is playing things low key until the photo call etc. Either way, hope you're right and we see him on the pitch sooner rather than later. He is a hearts player. He will be an OFFICIAL Hearts player when he gets here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 36 minutes ago, dazajmbo said: People who think Aberdeen is in the north 😒. It takes me longer to get to a game at pittodrie than it does to Tynecastle. I'm not overly keen on the average speed camera a9 most weeks but you have to do it. I love when the BBC claim Celtic & Rangers go out of their way to play up here, how do county fans etc feel every other week having to travel? Ignorance in Scotland generally to our geographical position. Central belt is in the south north east is central north is called the Highlands even if the actual mountains are right up the spine. If they bypassed Dundee from Forfar to Perth my journey from Aberdeen would be a dawdle. Always a shorter journey when Hearts win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hackney Hearts Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 1 minute ago, dazajmbo said: He is a hearts player. He will be an OFFICIAL Hearts player when he gets here. Ah, I see - great! He's an unofficial Hearts player. 👍 Actually, I think I may be one of those... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 6 minutes ago, Hackney Hearts said: This was your reply to "You said he's signed" - and in the same post... You can see why the pedants amongst us are wary of the apparent contradiction? What sort of signing has he done? Has he e-signed? Verbally signed? It is of course possible that Stendel is playing things low key until the photo call etc. Either way, hope you're right and we see him on the pitch sooner rather than later. What are you looking for? Photograph? Not going to get that. That's for the club. Player travelling halfway over Europe and ripping up his contract, with information he is speaking to us positively, as good as it gets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 58 minutes ago, Sir Gio said: Ajax Hickey to Ajax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capital city Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, Hackney Hearts said: Ah, I see - great! He's an unofficial Hearts player. 👍 Actually, I think I may be one of those... If I understand correctly the situations is: He has agreed to sign a contract. He hasn't signed it physically yet because he needs to be here to do that. But he has made it clear he intends to. He could have a last minute change of mind. I'm not itk but could work out what is being said. Not that difficult really. As I suspect the vast majority who have read this awful thread will confirm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class of 75 Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 13 minutes ago, dazajmbo said: He is a hearts player. He will be an OFFICIAL Hearts player when he gets here. Daza, I appreciate all the info you post on here. Many thanks 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Magic Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 (edited) Do we start calling him shit when he’s a Hearts player or when he is “officially” a Hearts player?? Edited January 19, 2020 by Vlad Magic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, Cruyff said: Hickey to Ajax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Vlad Magic said: Do we start calling him shit when he’s a Hearts player or when he is “officially” a Hearts player?? wage thief first then shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunks Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 25 minutes ago, Sir Gio said: Couldn't help myself another Only Fools thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboAl Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 18 minutes ago, dazajmbo said: He is a hearts player. He will be an OFFICIAL Hearts player when he gets here. From that I take it he has signed a contract which will have been registered with the SFA by the time he gets here. Is that it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hackney Hearts Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 8 minutes ago, capital city said: If I understand correctly the situations is: He has agreed to sign a contract. He hasn't signed it physically yet because he needs to be here to do that. But he has made it clear he intends to. He could have a last minute change of mind. Yes, that seems to be the situation. I value daza's input, but he didn't help himself when he said - in the same post - that Donis had signed, and then that he hadn't. It was meant as a light-hearted observation, that's all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 My take on it is that, as an unofficial Hearts player, he is strong and healthy. When he signs to become an official Hearts player, Levein will look at him the wrong way and his body will literally fall apart. Amirite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Kintner Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 Flying in for a tour of the club and to hold signing talks. Sounds like we’re going to offer him a bumper contract. Stendel raving about him in this article and hoping we can sign him. 👍🏻 https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/football/hearts/exclusive-daniel-stendel-opens-why-hearts-aim-sign-donis-avdijaj-1369422 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkDevriesScores4 Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 Until he is confirmed by the club, he has not joined Hearts. Calm down everyone. Patience is a virtue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capital city Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 4 minutes ago, Hackney Hearts said: Yes, that seems to be the situation. I value daza's input, but he didn't help himself when he said - in the same post - that Donis had signed, and then that he hadn't. It was meant as a light-hearted observation, that's all. Just sounded a wee bit pedantic and we have enough of that on here. Just dragging the thread in a downward spiral. I'm not sure what's worse, the "look at me! I'm itk" or "Look at me tellin' him, he's no' itk!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinRummy Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 Situation seems to be in our favour. At the stage now where I’d be more shocked if we didn’t sign him. Seems like a bit of a radge but if he screws the nut he could be one of the best signings in a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart500 Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 2 hours ago, The_razors_edge said: With all these only fools and horses based clues we must be signing Liam Trotter Or maybe David Peckham.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Kintner Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 1 minute ago, GinRummy said: Situation seems to be in our favour. At the stage now where I’d be more shocked if we didn’t sign him. Seems like a bit of a radge but if he screws the nut he could be one of the best signings in a long time. Hopefully he’s impressed enough by the facilities and the terms we’re going to put before him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notts1874 Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 Don't think it takes a Sherlock type detective to say that this boy is probably signing. Unless he fancies a paid trip to Edinburgh for a couple of days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Cockade Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 Dinnae let him see the pitch Dan 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinRummy Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Alex Kintner said: Hopefully he’s impressed enough by the facilities and the terms we’re going to put before him. Aye I hope so. I thought it was a bit of a pie in the sky thing when the story broke but the guy probably wants to play in the EPL or Championship. Scottish football not a bad route to get there by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkDevriesScores4 Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, The White Cockade said: Dinnae let him see the pitch Dan 😂 “And this is our £1m mud” 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capital city Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 Can I take this one? When you say Sherlock type detective do you mean the Benedict Cumerbatch type or Robert Downey Jr? When you say boy do you mean he's a teenager? Are you sure when he signs it'll no be with a pencil? How do you know the trip was paid for? How do you know he wants to sign in Edinburgh? Why are we no' flying out to him? A couple of days you say? Whats the point of that? You can't do the castle in that time! I hope that's as painful to read as it was to type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 6 minutes ago, Notts1874 said: Don't think it takes a Sherlock type detective to say that this boy is probably signing. Unless he fancies a paid trip to Edinburgh for a couple of days. Just don't include the medical department on the tour, all will be fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A_A wehatethehibs Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 Looking forward to one of the Kris Boyd / Wille Miller type Daily Record / Sportsound illiterate pundits mispronouncing his name. Aye the boy Ahmedinijad looks alright eh, but whys Hearts no geen chanceys to a Scottish laddie ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pettigrewsstylist Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 10 minutes ago, GinRummy said: Aye I hope so. I thought it was a bit of a pie in the sky thing when the story broke but the guy probably wants to play in the EPL or Championship. Scottish football not a bad route to get there by. Only reason he will be coming IMO, but if it suits all parties etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazman Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 26 minutes ago, JamboAl said: From that I take it he has signed a contract which will have been registered with the SFA by the time he gets here. Is that it? My understanding is he has agreed terms and will sign his contract when he gets here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 As long as the loser and the hippy have had absolutely zero involvement in his scouting I am in favour of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 1 minute ago, i8hibsh said: As long as the loser and the hippy have had absolutely zero involvement in his scouting I am in favour of this. I think they’re both working full time on getting rid of players rather than recruiting them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E6 Inc Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 Just now, i8hibsh said: As long as the loser and the hippy have had absolutely zero involvement in his scouting I am in favour of this. Doesn't look like they have anything to do with this - Stendel himself said he knew Donis from his youth days in Germany. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takeshi kovac Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 We have been crying out for an exciting winger for years and I have a feeling this could be the guy. Looks like a bit of an attitude problem but don't think we would have any chance if he didn't. Hopefully he signs and Stendal brings the best out of him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pettigrewsstylist Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 Scarf above heid or GTF!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinRummy Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 1 minute ago, i8hibsh said: As long as the loser and the hippy have had absolutely zero involvement in his scouting I am in favour of this. A German/kosovan who has played football in the country our boss and coach come from? Got Levein’s mucky fingerprints all over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Kintner Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 Hopefully meeting Stendel in person will convince him to sign 🤞🏻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hackney Hearts Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 7 minutes ago, capital city said: Just sounded a wee bit pedantic and we have enough of that on here. Just dragging the thread in a downward spiral. I'm not sure what's worse, the "look at me! I'm itk" or "Look at me tellin' him, he's no' itk!" I do like a bit of pedantry - but this was fairly basic stuff; he has signed/ he hasn't signed. And as for the thread, there's been a lot worse over the the course of its 142 pages! At least it's on topic. For clarity (pedantry), I'm not one of those who think daza isn't ITK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capital city Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, Hackney Hearts said: I do like a bit of pedantry - but this was fairly basic stuff; he has signed/ he hasn't signed. And as for the thread, there's been a lot worse over the the course of its 142 pages! At least it's on topic. For clarity (pedantry), I'm not one of those who think daza isn't ITK. There are worse culprits out there granted. If folk post stuff they've heard that might be of interest then fine. If it turns out wrong, so what? Hardly a capital offence. Some seem to take it so personally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bongo 1874 Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 1 hour ago, dazajmbo said: He is a hearts player. He will be an OFFICIAL Hearts player when he gets here. Spot on 👍🇱🇻. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bongo 1874 Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 20 minutes ago, bazman said: My understanding is he has agreed terms and will sign his contract when he gets here 👍. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAlim Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 Unveiled on Wednesday along with Boyce and Hermann the German in a Vlad style triple whammy? One can but dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Berry Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 Any progress with Boyce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMJ_1874 Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Sir Gio said: What are you looking for? Photograph? Not going to get that. That's for the club. Player travelling halfway over Europe and ripping up his contract, with information he is speaking to us positively, as good as it gets Fcuk it, I’m off to the airport with my daughter and my scarf. Someone let me know his flight arrival time. Can’t beat the first pic with the scarf above the head. Welcome David. If any one knows Daz will know. Just hope this David is a better player than the other David I turned up at the airport for 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wavydavy Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 32 minutes ago, Gashauskis9 said: I think they’re both working full time on getting rid of players rather than recruiting them. They are not doing very well then are they. Whelan and Keena. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troonmaroon Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 20 minutes ago, Saughton Jambo said: Fcuk it, I’m off to the airport with my daughter and my scarf. Someone let me know his flight arrival time. Can’t beat the first pic with the scarf above the head. Welcome David. If any one knows Daz will know. Just hope this David is a better player than the other David I turned up at the airport for 😂 You might be waiting a while for a new David... Keep an eye out for Donis whilst you're there though! 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 15 minutes ago, wavydavy said: They are not doing very well then are they. Whelan and Keena. I genuinely couldn’t give two shits what they’re doing to be fair, as long as they’re nowhere near our preparations and it isn’t stopping DS doing what he needs to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 22 minutes ago, Saughton Jambo said: Fcuk it, I’m off to the airport with my daughter and my scarf. Someone let me know his flight arrival time. Can’t beat the first pic with the scarf above the head. Welcome David. If any one knows Daz will know. Just hope this David is a better player than the other David I turned up at the airport for 😂 This lad is called Donis, don't be calling him Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 I was hoping Donis was his surname. Just think of the shirts they could have sold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMJ_1874 Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 14 minutes ago, troonmaroon said: You might be waiting a while for a new David... Keep an eye out for Donis whilst you're there though! 👍 😂 I knew it began with a D. Should’ve kept myself in the loop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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