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1 hour ago, ZanderMIM said:

Never, they’re always started in pubs usually! Since I was young was started by me and my pals on a bus to the 2013 St Mirren final 🤣

I loved that v hibs stevo goal.

Get some more started .

 

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7 hours ago, Hampden Demolition said:

He came across the border,

To coach a bigger team

He’s here to be a jambo,

He hates the boys in green.

 

His name is Daniel Stendal

He’s likes us to attack

The Gorgie Boys are coming

We’re no longer sitting back!

 

Allez Allez Allez

 

 

Fan bloody tastic 

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30 minutes ago, jake said:

I loved that v hibs stevo goal.

Get some more started .

 

My earlier song post should kick on I reckon 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Jack Torrance

To the tune of Under Pressure:

 

Geggenpressing, pressing down on you
Pressing down on you the Jambos

Geggenpressing, Danny's come to town
Danny's come to town to press you

 

Repeat to fade...

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9 hours ago, jambo-in-furness said:


 

 

Auf Weideresen pet song “that’s living alright” with the lyrics changed was posted on here somewhere last week, is the natural choice, I just wish I could remember the poster.

 

Thats Stendel alright.

You can have my version, there was a fuller one;

 

From Frankfurt on a flight, 

He is up for the fight,

That’s Stendel alright

 

Likes a pint with the boys 

In a bar full of noise

That’s Stendel alright

 

With a new Gorgie way, 

Of playing home and away

We’ll celebrate on Saturday nights, 

He loves the maroon and white,

He knows the Hibees are shite

That’s Stendel alright
 

😁

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart

But the very next day you gave it away

This year to save me from tears
I’ll give it to Daniel Stendel

 

When we’re 4-0 up on Boxing Day ofcourse 

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8 hours ago, Tyniestemper said:

To the tune of She's a Belter by Gerry Cinnamon.......

 

He's a Belter

Different from the rest

Stendel is a Jambo and he loves the Gegenpress

 

He's our Gaffer

He's our Kaizer Chief

He said "**** You" to Barnsley and he hates the Scum from Leith

 

 

 

 👏👏

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9 hours ago, Tyniestemper said:

To the tune of She's a Belter by Gerry Cinnamon.......

 

He's a Belter

Different from the rest

Stendel is a Jambo and he loves the Gegenpress

 

He's our Gaffer

He's our Kaizer Chief

He said "**** You" to Barnsley and he hates the Scum from Leith

 

 

 

It must be this one it is a belter 🤣

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Stendels at the wheel tell me how good does it feel

We've got Berra naisy  and white 

Danny knows that the hibees are shite

the kings of Scottish football

we've beat them all

 

ill get my 🧥 

 

 

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14 hours ago, dumpson said:

I was thinking that.

Or Daniel Stendel is Pressing goal machine? You are my Stendel, my Daniel Stendel etc. Quite a few options.

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6 hours ago, PhoenixHearts said:

The minute he walked in the joint,

We could see he was a man of distinction; A Gegen-Presser.

 

He's German, yet unrefined

 

Wouldn't you like to know what's going on in his mind?

 

So let's get down to the point

(DUM-DUM)

He's going to Gegenpress for any kind of team...

 

HEY BIG STENDEL

(da Da da-Daa)

 

HEY BIG STENDEL

(da Da da-Daa)

 

HEY BIG STENDEL

(da Da da-Daaaaa)

 

Pump the ****ing hibs for meeee.

 

 

Thats ivor novello award material right there ,👏🏼feather boas optional?😂

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13 hours ago, Hampden Demolition said:

He came across the border,

To coach a bigger team

He’s here to be a jambo,

He hates the boys in green.

 

His name is Daniel Stendal

He’s likes us to attack

The Gorgie Boys are coming

We’re no longer sitting back!

 

Allez Allez Allez

 

 


Off topic I know, but you got me tossing stuff around in my head for all of two minutes, still a song though...

 

We march across the border

To a shitehole called Leith

Where they like to #### their sisters

Who’ve got nae ####ing teeth

 

We like to take our shoes off

And make ourselves at home

While we’re smashing hobos

In the Lego echo dome

 

:097::097::097:

 

 

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9 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said:


Off topic I know, but you got me tossing stuff around in my head for all of two minutes, still a song though...

 

We march across the border

To a shitehole called Leith

Where they like to #### their sisters

Who’ve got nae ####ing teeth

 

We like to take our shoes off

And make ourselves at home

While we’re smashing hobos

In the Lego echo dome

 

:097::097::097:

 

 

:wow:

 

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12 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said:


Off topic I know, but you got me tossing stuff around in my head for all of two minutes, still a song though...

 

We march across the border

To a shitehole called Leith

Where they like to #### their sisters

Who’ve got nae ####ing teeth

 

We like to take our shoes off

And make ourselves at home

While we’re smashing hobos

In the Lego echo dome

 

:097::097::097:

 

 

😂

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8 minutes ago, Bring Back Paulo Sergio said:

The opening to the second verse is simply sublime. 


👍

 

It is really across the border too, considering they weren’t originally part of Edinburgh 😁

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5 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said:


👍

 

It is really across the border too, considering they weren’t originally part of Edinburgh 😁

Yeah I got that :thumb:

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luckyBatistuta

He’s our German
He’s our Panzer
He’s Daniel Stendel

He’s joined the fold
And he hates hibees
Bunch o w###ers
He’s our German
He’s our Panzer

 
 
 
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jambo-in-furness
21 hours ago, Pistol1874 said:

You can have my version, there was a fuller one;

 

From Frankfurt on a flight, 

He is up for the fight,

That’s Stendel alright

 

Likes a pint with the boys 

In a bar full of noise

That’s Stendel alright

 

With a new Gorgie way, 

Of playing home and away

We’ll celebrate on Saturday nights, 

He loves the maroon and white,

He knows the Hibees are shite

That’s Stendel alright
 

😁


 

thanks, that’s good but, the full version IMO is epic.

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We don’t know where he came from

Or when he’s gonna go

His name is Daniel Stendel

Cos Levein you had to go

For the next shree years

He’ll show we’re not a poisoned chalice

 

Alles! Stendel Über alles!

 

What do I win?

 

 

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We love you Marmeladentörtchen
Oh yes we do

We love you Marmeladentörtchen
Oh yes we do

We love you Marmeladentörtchen
we do

Oh Marmeladentörtchen
We love you

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How about as a one off for the St Johnstone game to the tune of let Me EntertainYou "Wilkomm Daniel Stendall"

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7 hours ago, ShedBoy said:

We don’t know where he came from

Or when he’s gonna go

His name is Daniel Stendel

Cos Levein you had to go

For the next shree years

He’ll show we’re not a poisoned chalice

 

Alles! Stendel Über alles!

 

What do I win?

 

 

A time-out and I'm not talking about a bar of chocolate.

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We love you Marmeladentörtchen
Oh yes we do

We love you Marmeladentörtchen
Oh yes we do

We love you Marmeladentörtchen
we do

Oh Marmeladentörtchen
We love you

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To the tune of 'Return to Sender'

 

We got a letter from Barnsley

Looking for their whack

But Budge thought they were barmy

And sent that letter back

 

She wrote upon it

Returned from Stendel

Address unknown

He's our Jambo

There's no compo...

 

Returned from Stendal..

Returned from Stendal..

 

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Can we just sing Olaf Henning's classic Cowboy und Indianer using our scarves as a lasso?

 

Komm, hol das Lasso raus,
wir spielen Cowboy und Indianer.
Wir reiten um die Wette,
ohne Rast und ohne Ziel.
Hast du mich umzingelt,
werd' ich mich ergeben.
Stell mich an den Marterpfahl,
komm, hol' das Lasso raus,
so wie beim ersten Mal.

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26 minutes ago, stuart500 said:

To the tune of 'Return to Sender'

 

We got a letter from Barnsley

Looking for their whack

But Budge thought they were barmy

And sent that letter back

 

She wrote upon it

Returned from Stendel

Address unknown

He's our Jambo

There's no compo...

 

Returned from Stendal..

Returned from Stendal..

 

The winner

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On 10/12/2019 at 19:33, Baxfee said:

Fan bloody tastic 

Please sign this it’ll be better than the Olly Lee Version and less embarrassing as Olly was murder. 
 

is Olly still contracted to Hearts but on loan? Could Stendel make him a baller? 

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Light My Fire - The Doors

 

Oh Jambos listen up its true,

The Hibees they are fcukin dire,

The Gorgie boys are coming for you,

Cause Daniel Stendel’s lit my fire

 

Oh Daniel Stendel light my fire,

Oh Daniel Stendel light my fire,

The Gorgie boys are getting higher....

 

....repeat

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To the tune of September.

 

Ba de ya, we’ve got Daniel Stendel

Ba, de ya, let’s go ****ing mental

Ba de ya, gegenpressen all the waaaaay

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On 10/12/2019 at 11:57, Hampden Demolition said:

He came across the border,

To coach a bigger team

He’s here to be a jambo,

He hates the boys in green.

 

His name is Daniel Stendal

He’s likes us to attack

The Gorgie Boys are coming

We’re no longer sitting back!

 

Allez Allez Allez

 

 

Belter

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Oh, Danny boy, the Hearts, the Hearts are calling
From stand to stand, and down the Gorgie way.
The season's gone, and down the table we are falling,
It's you, it's you who must stem the tide.

 

Felling particularly morose this morning...

 

 

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On 10/12/2019 at 13:04, Tyniestemper said:

To the tune of She's a Belter by Gerry Cinnamon.......

 

He's a Belter

Different from the rest

Stendel is a Jambo and he loves the Gegenpress

 

He's our Gaffer

He's our Kaizer Chief

He said "**** You" to Barnsley and he hates the Scum from Leith

 

 

 


I would sing this, absolutely brilliant and original 

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On 11/12/2019 at 00:11, Castle rock said:

Stendels at the wheel tell me how good does it feel

We've got Berra, Bozzy  and white 

Danny knows that they’re all ****ing shite

the kings of Scottish football

we've beat them all

 

ill get my 🧥 

 

 


Fixed it for you.

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On 10/12/2019 at 13:04, Tyniestemper said:

To the tune of She's a Belter by Gerry Cinnamon.......

 

He's a Belter

Different from the rest

Stendel is a Jambo and he loves the Gegenpress

 

He's our Gaffer

He's our Kaizer Chief

He said "**** You" to Barnsley and he hates the Scum from Leith

 

 

 

Ned Sheeran? Na.

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julienbrellier

He came across the border,

To coach a bigger team

He got rid of the deadwood

That were signed by Craig Levein.

 

He plays much more attacking

He signed Sibbick and Boycey 

And now the Hearts are back 

And we’re tearing teams apart

 

Allez Allez Allez

 

 

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1 minute ago, julienbrellier said:

He came across the border,

To coach a bigger team

He got rid of the deadwood

That were signed by Craig Levein.

 

He plays much more attacking

He signed Sibbick and Boycey 

And now the Hearts are back 

And we’re tearing teams apart

 

Allez Allez Allez

 

 


That is fantastic 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 

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So here’s to you Daniel Stendel, the Gorgie loves you more than you will know ooohh 

 

To the tune of Mrs Robinson. 
 

or 

 

Oo oh Daniel Stendel 

he is the gaffer 

he loves the hearts 

he loves to play with power 

and he loves to drink his beer 

he’s turned the ****ing Gorgie into a place to ****ing fear oohh oohh  

 

To the tune of the old Danny Wilson chant. 

 

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On 10/12/2019 at 12:26, Armageddon said:

 

 

Last Christmas, you were at Barnsley

They treated you like 5hite and you wanted away

This year, you have nothing to fear

As you're now part of something special

 

 

 

 

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On 10/12/2019 at 16:39, ...a bit disco said:

Last Christmas, Levein managed Hearts,

 

But pretty soon, it all fell apart,

 

This year, to save us from tears, we gave it to Big Danny Stendel.

This could catch on..

 

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