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2 minutes ago, eyesandears said:

"Unbudgeted expenditure? So what?" how very Sevco.

Budge said at the outset that money would not be an issue. Obviously we can't afford Klopp but in our market compo etc was taken into account.

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1 minute ago, PhoenixHearts said:

 

He also said his brother would NOT be joining Stendel's team at Hearts. So that takes away the possibility that he has ITK information from inside the negotiation room.

Unless one of his assistants is texting him dribs and drabs. Can't see it though.... 

 "Hi Dale. My brother Scunny is wanting an update so he can post it in the hearts forum. got anything good?"

 

Yep, and Stendel is apparently telling him things like "they offered me everything I asked for but I've walked away". :rofl:

 

Engage some critical thinking, lads.

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1 minute ago, eck1874 said:

Just boarded a flight hopefully be announced when I land. 

 

Maybe....if the flight is direct to Australia 

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1 minute ago, eck1874 said:

Just boarded a flight hopefully be announced when I land. 

If you're on the non-stop to Sydney ;)

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2 minutes ago, eck1874 said:

Just boarded a flight hopefully be announced when I land. 

 

 

Enjoy Pluto

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24 minutes ago, Cruickshank for Scotland said:


Nice - did you ask him “where did it all go wrong Craigie?” 😔

 

I wouldn't be stupid enough to ask someone who played and managed the club and country he loves "where did it go wrong".

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1 minute ago, Kiwidoug said:

562,000 views of this thread.  Nobody can accuse us of lack of interest. 😂

 

What kind of fee does JKB receive from sponsored ads?  The Mods will be knocking about in Lambos with those kind of figures.

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1 minute ago, i8hibsh said:

 

 

Enjoy Pluto

I've heard its got more of an atmosphere than Tynie at the moment

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40 minutes ago, Ibrahim Tall said:

 

Aslong as it has a better ending than the McGhee thread.

You could argue that the McGhee thread had a great ending. Dodged a bullet.

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11 minutes ago, droid said:

The same person. He’s claimed ‘his brother’ worked on the coaching staff with DS. 

Ok, thanks for the correction.

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1 minute ago, OmiyaHearts said:

Wehn is this being announced?

Soon as he manages to squeeze out that big jobby hes obviously having difficulty with in that foattie

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1 minute ago, Sooperstar said:

You could argue that the McGhee thread had a great ending. Dodged a bullet.

 

Total cliff hanger ending...nobody knew how that really ended, he was left at the airport with his dreams in tatters, always expected they would release a second season tbh.

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13 minutes ago, brux said:

Stendel better not lose his 1st 3 games or we will have to bring out Hearts branded nappies for all the pant wetters on kickback!

Id say being bottom of the table is a good reason to be "pant wetting"

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Just now, Serge Pizzorno said:

Id say being bottom of the table is a good reason to be "pant wetting"

 

I'll be totally pissing in my Lederhosen if we're in that position!

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22 minutes ago, Boris said:

 

Herr Stendel is a product of the former DDR is he not?  So no doubt a fine proponent of Marxism/Leninism. 

 

Image result for ddr fussball

From the lovely little town of Frankfurt Oder. Not to be confused with Frankfurt am Main.

 

Interestingly, Frankfurt Oder is only seperated from Poland by a river, in which a small footbridge takes you over the river straight into the Polish city of Slubice. Furthermore, Frankfurt Oder only has town status, despite being 3 times more populous than the city of Slubice.

 

This I only know from what I've gathered through Wikipedia a while back when I found out there was a 2nd place called Frankfurt. Think it was a story about fans of a team who turned up at the wrong Frankfurt. 

 

Feel free to distract yourself from this shambles by looking it up.

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1 hour ago, gowestjambo said:

 

There was nothing perceived about Leveins's failings. There were there for all to see - apart from you Al it appears.....

The context was the academy.  Only time will tell.

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9 minutes ago, The Old Tolbooth said:

We're almost at the vinegar stroke lads, brace yourselves! :jjockio:

Had to google this to see what it meant, history swiftly deleted😂😂

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10 minutes ago, The Old Tolbooth said:

We're almost at the vinegar stroke lads, brace yourselves! :jjockio:

 

As in it's happening today?

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1 minute ago, Locky said:

From the lovely little town of Frankfurt Oder. Not to be confused with Frankfurt am Main.

 

Interestingly, Frankfurt Oder is only seperated from Poland by a river, in which a small footbridge takes you over the river straight into the Polish city of Slubice. Furthermore, Frankfurt Oder only has town status, despite being 3 times more populous than the city of Slubice.

 

This I only know from what I've gathered through Wikipedia a while back when I found out there was a 2nd place called Frankfurt. Think it was a story about fans of a team who turned up at the wrong Frankfurt. 

 

Feel free to distract yourself from this shambles by looking it up.

 

I've been to Frankfurt am Main, but not the Oder one.

 

Oder is the river that separates Poland from Germany.  Am means on (I think) e.g. Frankfurt on the Oder, Frankfurt on the (river) Main.

 

I will check out that story.  Cheers!

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I have nothing to say, but just thought I would add to the general excitement. There"s almost never a dull week supporting Hearts! 😁

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27 minutes ago, Armageddon said:
[Probably too many on here are too young to remember this!]
 
Working on the site
From morning 'til night
That's Stendel alright (That's Stendel alright)
 
Then a pint with the boys
Tynie Arms full of noise
That's Stendel alright (That's Stendel alright)
 
Working all day
On or patterns of play
Then **** the Hibs on Saturday night
And you kiss the dames
But you don't ask their names
That's Stendel alright
 
Working in the sun
Drinking schnapps, having fun
That's Stendel alright (That's Stendel alright)
 
Then a night in the town
Spreadin' it around
That's Stendel alright (That's Stendel alright)
 
Working all day
For a packet of pay
And send a little back to the wife
Still you keep a little here
Just to keep you in beer
That's Stendel alright
 
Yeah, you play the game
Then it's auf wiedersehen
That's Stendel alright
 
Telling the lie
With a glint in your eye
'Cause tomorrow you'll be back on the site
And you kiss the dames
But you don't ask their names
That's Stendel alright
 
Yeah, you play the game
Then it's auf wiedersehen
That's Stendel alright (That's livin' alright)
That's Stendel alright (That's livin' alright)
 

Great(!) minds, though I hadn’t got as far!

 

From Frankfurt on a flight,

He is up for the fight,

That’s Stendel alright

 

Likes a pint with the boys 

In a bar full of noise

That’s Stendel alright

 

With a new Gorgie way, 

Of playing home and away

We’ll celebrate on Saturday nights, 

He loves the maroon and white,

He knows the Hibees are shite

That’s Stendel alright
 

😁

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10 minutes ago, Noah Claypole said:

 

I wouldn't be stupid enough to ask someone who played and managed the club and country he loves "where did it go wrong".


WOW!! You think it all went right under his management at Leicester, Scotland and Hearts??? 😳

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jamboinglasgow

So we are no closer to him being appointed than earlier this morning. Let something happen by the time work finishes at 5pm

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2 minutes ago, Boris said:

 

I've been to Frankfurt am Main, but not the Oder one.

 

🤣 Nice one, Boris.

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4 minutes ago, Serge Pizzorno said:

Had to google this to see what it meant, history swiftly deleted😂😂

:rofl: 

2 minutes ago, E6 Inc said:

 

As in it's happening today?

I'd say one way or another today or tomorrow, it might get a bit limp in the end :unsure2:

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16 minutes ago, eck1874 said:

Just boarded a flight hopefully be announced when I land. 

 

The captain normally announces when you’ve landed so don’t worry.

 

If you are lucky they will tell you the time and what the weathers like!

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43 minutes ago, Barack said:

No Scunthorpe fan knows the word "jobbies" to use in a sentence.

 

Think a judge & jury would agree.

:rofl:Nailed it.

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15 minutes ago, i8hibsh said:

 

 

Enjoy Pluto

Speaking from personal experience ?

You do seem to be from a different planet

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9 minutes ago, Armageddon said:

 

I'll be totally pissing in my Lederhosen if we're in that position!

 

Edit:

Quoted wrong post

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Just now, PhoenixHearts said:

 

I'd imagine tomorrow? Before or even after the game.

 

No idea myself, but Wednesday seems to be the most common day being suggested by a whole range of people *claiming* to be ITK.

 

The big HT announcement - we cannot go into the game without an announcement, imagine being 2-0 at HT the place will go into meltdown.

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8 minutes ago, Serge Pizzorno said:

Had to google this to see what it meant, history swiftly deleted😂😂


:wtf: Must be quite a big cupboard under your staircase to fit a computer desk as well as a sink and bed.

 

:lol:

 

3 minutes ago, jamboinglasgow said:

So we are no closer to him being appointed than earlier this morning. Let something happen by the time work finishes at 5pm


So why the #### have I gone from this morning being weary of it all, to now buzzing 🤷🏼‍♂️🤪

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8 minutes ago, The Treasurer said:

Speaking from personal experience ?

You do seem to be from a different planet

 

 

I fully concur.

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