maroonlegions Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 So was meeting a mate in their for a few before the game. Got of the bus and wandered down ,as i got closer could hear singing , first heard Hibs fans, "we are hiberian fc...." then Jambos retaliating back with songs,as i got closer outside the pub was a rather boisterous and over exuberant bunch of young team and oldish Jambos. Pub was not letting anyone in at the moment as it was rammed so decided to just watch as the songs were belted out at anyone passing by in green. The Gorgie fist had arrived . Cans,bottles everywhere, just a good old jolly knees and piss up. Police turned up by nothing much was done. Anyway got into the pub , mate was there already ,ordered a pint and made our way to the back to catch the game on the tv. After about 5 mins, a boy at a table asked me if i want a pink gin, and then produced a bottle of it ,complete with another bottle of what turned out to be tonic. Me being me, i took up his kind offer and had one. Then noticed a boy at the BAR drinking out of a can of Tennents, basically not giving a feck. Utter banterty mayhem in and outside the pub but fecking enjoyed every minute of it, apart from the usual mutterings of NEWCO like song choices. That is what derbies are about, especially down at the piggery. Just had that feeling that we were going to beat them. FTH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellczech Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 6 minutes ago, maroonlegions said: So was meeting a mate in their for a few before the game. Got of the bus and wandered down ,as i got closer could hear singing , first heard Hibs fans, "we are hiberian fc...." then Jambos retaliating back with songs,as i got closer outside the pub was a rather boisterous and over exuberant bunch of young team and oldish Jambos. Pub was not letting anyone in at the moment as it was rammed so decided to just watch as the songs were belted out at anyone passing by in green. The Gorgie fist had arrived . Cans,bottles everywhere, just a good old jolly knees and piss up. Police turned up by nothing much was done. Anyway got into the pub , mate was there already ,ordered a pint and made our way to the back to catch the game on the tv. After about 5 mins, a boy at a table asked me if i want a pink gin, and then produced a bottle of it ,complete with another bottle of what turned out to be tonic. Me being me, i took up his kind offer and had one. Then noticed a boy at the BAR drinking out of a can of Tennents, basically not giving a feck. Utter banterty mayhem in and outside the pub but fecking enjoyed every minute of it, apart from the usual mutterings of NEWCO like song choices. That is what derbies are about, especially down at the piggery. Just had that feeling that we were going to beat them. FTH. I would've thought Hibs fans would be more into "Burnt" Pink Gin where the Angostura bitters is cooked in a teaspoon first... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, Spellczech said: I would've thought Hibs fans would be more into "Burnt" Pink Gin where the Angostura bitters is cooked in a teaspoon first... Aye most likely but this was a boozer full of jambos and one jambo was handing out free gin.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Never been to Middletons as it always seems rammed by the time I get down that way. Is it generally classified as a "Jambo pub" outwith matchdays or os it the case that it is more like the Roseburn with it being taken over by rival fans on derby day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selkirkhmfc1874 Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Atmosphere was electric in there pre match as always is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 6 minutes ago, Selkirkhmfc1874 said: Atmosphere was electric in there pre match as always is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaw Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 21 minutes ago, Jambos_1874 said: Never been to Middletons as it always seems rammed by the time I get down that way. Is it generally classified as a "Jambo pub" outwith matchdays or os it the case that it is more like the Roseburn with it being taken over by rival fans on derby day? Was in on a quiet night the other week and noticed some nice HMFC memorabilia on the walls, although there's also Hibs stuff and other clubs too. Fence-sitters perhaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 47 minutes ago, maroonlegions said: So was meeting a mate in their for a few before the game. Got of the bus and wandered down ,as i got closer could hear singing , first heard Hibs fans, "we are hiberian fc...." then Jambos retaliating back with songs,as i got closer outside the pub was a rather boisterous and over exuberant bunch of young team and oldish Jambos. Pub was not letting anyone in at the moment as it was rammed so decided to just watch as the songs were belted out at anyone passing by in green. The Gorgie fist had arrived . Cans,bottles everywhere, just a good old jolly knees and piss up. Police turned up by nothing much was done. Anyway got into the pub , mate was there already ,ordered a pint and made our way to the back to catch the game on the tv. After about 5 mins, a boy at a table asked me if i want a pink gin, and then produced a bottle of it ,complete with another bottle of what turned out to be tonic. Me being me, i took up his kind offer and had one. Then noticed a boy at the BAR drinking out of a can of Tennents, basically not giving a feck. Utter banterty mayhem in and outside the pub but fecking enjoyed every minute of it, apart from the usual mutterings of NEWCO like song choices. That is what derbies are about, especially down at the piggery. Just had that feeling that we were going to beat them. FTH. Thought this was a reader's letter in an old jazz mag to begin with. Needs more nannies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 28 minutes ago, Icon of Symmetry said: Thought this was a reader's letter in an old jazz mag to begin with. Needs more nannies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldstone Wonder Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 33 minutes ago, Icon of Symmetry said: Thought this was a reader's letter in an old jazz mag to begin with. Needs more nannies. "One thing led to another...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Just now, Goldstone Wonder said: "One thing led to another...." "... I'd known Sharon from reception for about ten years, but this was the first time we'd really spoken properly... " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Icon of Symmetry said: "... I'd known Sharon from reception for about ten years, but this was the first time we'd really spoken properly... " “She gave me that look with those big blue eyes , then winked with her brown one as she went into the copier room” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Icon of Symmetry said: "... I'd known Sharon from reception for about ten years, but this was the first time we'd really spoken properly... " Just now, sadj said: “She gave me that look with those big blue eyes , then winked with her brown one as she went into the copier room” I followed her in........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 1 minute ago, sadj said: I followed her in........... What happened next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, sadj said: I followed her in........... And then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodanny Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, Morgan said: What happened next? I dunno, but that's some night in the pub ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, whodanny said: I dunno, but that's some night in the pub ! Was Alice there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 5 minutes ago, Morgan said: What happened next? So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you... “ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodanny Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Just now, Morgan said: Was Alice there? Alice ? Who the f... !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, Icon of Symmetry said: So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you... “ Did you laugh for a moment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, whodanny said: Alice ? Who the f... !! Better known as Slack. That’s the way you’ll remember her, Danny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, Morgan said: Did you laugh for a moment? No... she did... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodanny Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Morgan said: Better known as Slack. That’s the way you’ll remember her, Danny. I would almost certainly. If I actually could remember, like I said it was a helluva night in the pub, celebrating a Derby win and all. I did hear she was a Hibby, presumably someone's sister. (in law) Edited September 23, 2019 by whodanny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 Feck off ******s... Turing my great afternoon in the boozer into a fecking Sunday period drama sketch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 7 minutes ago, maroonlegions said: Feck off ******s... Turing my great afternoon in the boozer into a fecking Sunday period drama sketch. 😂😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Dan Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 20 minutes ago, Icon of Symmetry said: So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you... “ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Icon of Symmetry said: No... she did... Well canna blame her really prob nervous laughter , i mean walking in behind her in your janny uniform , with a mop and bleach she prob thought you were a right sort.... 21 minutes ago, Morgan said: Better known as Slack. That’s the way you’ll remember her, Danny. Ahhhh....Slack Alice almost as famous as her older sister Sticky Vicky.... Edited September 23, 2019 by sadj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 6 minutes ago, sadj said: Well canna blame her really prob nervous laughter , i mean walking in behind her in your janny uniform , with a mop and bleach she prob thought you were a right sort.... Ahhhh....Slack Alice almost as famous as her older sister Sticky Vicky.... Seen a lot of action my janny’s cupboard. I’m absolutely smokin’ in a boiler suit. 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Just now, Icon of Symmetry said: Seen a lot of action my janny’s cupboard. I’m absolutely smokin’ in a boiler suit. 😎 Whatever you wanna refer to it as is up to you 😳😳 I had heard there was room for a 10keys , a human and 3 capuchin monkeys in your “jannys cupboard” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 1 minute ago, sadj said: Whatever you wanna refer to it as is up to you 😳😳 I had heard there was room for a 10keys , a human and 3 capuchin monkeys in your “jannys cupboard” Only when I’ve been keeping up with my Pilates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 35 minutes ago, maroonlegions said: Feck off ******s... Turing my great afternoon in the boozer into a fecking Sunday period drama sketch. All in good part, dear boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 24 minutes ago, sadj said: Well canna blame her really prob nervous laughter , i mean walking in behind her in your janny uniform , with a mop and bleach she prob thought you were a right sort.... Ahhhh....Slack Alice almost as famous as her older sister Sticky Vicky.... What she canny do with razor blades and bottles, just isn’t worth knowing about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 45 minutes ago, whodanny said: I would almost certainly. If I actually could remember, like I said it was a helluva night in the pub, celebrating a Derby win and all. I did hear she was a Hibby, presumably someone's sister. (in law) 24 four years, just waiting on a chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodanny Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 11 minutes ago, Morgan said: 24 four years, just waiting on a chance? No chance 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerjames398 Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Smith's right boot said: And then... Unzipped my throbbing member, for shaz to gratefully accept...😖😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hectormasson Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Icon of Symmetry said: So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you... “ 🎵if you like pina coladas🎼🎵🎼 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, Hectormasson said: 🎵if you like pina coladas🎼🎵🎼 Sharon does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hectormasson Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Morgan said: Sharon does. Good old sharon,👏👏👏👍🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Hectormasson said: Good old sharon,👏👏👏👍🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦 That’s what all the boys say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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