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Bridge of Djoum
21 minutes ago, Smack said:

https://edition-m.cnn.com/2019/08/20/politics/trump-cancels-copenhagen/index.html?r=https%3A%2F%2Fedition.cnn.com%2F

 

Maybe Nicola should be getting the chequebook out and sound out the Faroes. Didn't think Denmark was a selling country but no smoke without fire. 

Dunno likes. We got Mike Tullberg.

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12 minutes ago, hughesie27 said:

What is in Greenland that the US are wanting?

 

Greenland harbours some of the largest deposits of rare-earth metals, including neodymium, praseodymium, dysprosium and terbium, along with uranium and the byproducts of zinc.

 

from https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/aug/19/why-does-donald-trump-want-to-buy-greenland

 

 

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Donnie has already been told to bolt. Maybe the golfer can put in a bid for the Falklands and South Georgia, possibly 60bn barrels of oil? Let's start the bidding at $2 trillion.

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5 minutes ago, The White Cockade said:

Anybody else still stunned that that complete arsehole is President?

 

He's a parody 

 

 

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There will be "rumour" shortly that theres a terrorist winter training camp somewhere in Greenland and the whole of the American fleet will descend and bomb the shit out of it. Then there will be 12 years of a "peaceful handover" whilst asset stripping the country.

 

Its the American way!

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The man is an oaf and the country is a parody.

 

The Republicans will defend him though to spite the Democrats.

 

A true shitshow of a country.

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Since then Denmark have offered to buy the US. as a counter.

 

“As we have stated, Greenland is not for sale,” a spokesperson for the Danish government said on Friday. “We have noted, however, that during the Trump regime pretty much everything in the United States, including its government, has most definitely been for sale.”

“Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety, with the exception of its government,” the spokesperson added.

A key provision of the purchase offer, the spokesperson said, would be the relocation of Donald Trump to another country “to be determined,” with Russia and North Korea cited as possible destinations.

If Denmark’s bid for the United States is accepted, the Scandinavian nation has ambitious plans for its new acquisition. “We believe that, by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation,” the spokesperson said.

 

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1 hour ago, jackal said:

Since then Denmark have offered to buy the US. as a counter.

 

“As we have stated, Greenland is not for sale,” a spokesperson for the Danish government said on Friday. “We have noted, however, that during the Trump regime pretty much everything in the United States, including its government, has most definitely been for sale.”

“Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety, with the exception of its government,” the spokesperson added.

A key provision of the purchase offer, the spokesperson said, would be the relocation of Donald Trump to another country “to be determined,” with Russia and North Korea cited as possible destinations.

If Denmark’s bid for the United States is accepted, the Scandinavian nation has ambitious plans for its new acquisition. “We believe that, by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation,” the spokesperson said.

 

 

:yas: :yas: :yas:

 

The Danes are well and truly on the troll.

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2 hours ago, jackal said:

Since then Denmark have offered to buy the US. as a counter.

 

“As we have stated, Greenland is not for sale,” a spokesperson for the Danish government said on Friday. “We have noted, however, that during the Trump regime pretty much everything in the United States, including its government, has most definitely been for sale.”

“Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety, with the exception of its government,” the spokesperson added.

A key provision of the purchase offer, the spokesperson said, would be the relocation of Donald Trump to another country “to be determined,” with Russia and North Korea cited as possible destinations.

If Denmark’s bid for the United States is accepted, the Scandinavian nation has ambitious plans for its new acquisition. “We believe that, by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation,” the spokesperson said.

 

 

Good satire.  Knowing Trump, though, he will think of it as part of a negotiation process.

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The U.S. has previous on buying Danish territories as that’s how they got the U.S. Virgin Islands after WW1 They also tried to buy Greenland after WW2. 

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3 hours ago, jackal said:

Since then Denmark have offered to buy the US. as a counter.

 

“As we have stated, Greenland is not for sale,” a spokesperson for the Danish government said on Friday. “We have noted, however, that during the Trump regime pretty much everything in the United States, including its government, has most definitely been for sale.”

“Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety, with the exception of its government,” the spokesperson added.

A key provision of the purchase offer, the spokesperson said, would be the relocation of Donald Trump to another country “to be determined,” with Russia and North Korea cited as possible destinations.

If Denmark’s bid for the United States is accepted, the Scandinavian nation has ambitious plans for its new acquisition. “We believe that, by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation,” the spokesperson said.

 

 

Satire from Andy Borowitz (https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report), of course, not something that the Danish government actually said. :)

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Seymour M Hersh
7 hours ago, Locky said:

Greenland is of huge benefit to Denmark. USA would need to cough up a lot.

 

I think Denmark lose £700m a year funding Greenland.

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1 minute ago, Seymour M Hersh said:

 

I think Denmark lose £700m a year funding Greenland.

 

Trump is running a 1.2tr deficit, that's 1400 times more than that. Should the Danes take some of those poor red states from the golfer?

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Seymour M Hersh

China was showing interest in Greenland over a year ago. I think one of their mining organisations (part of the government obviously) have a stake in mineral extraction on Greenland.  

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Transfer Rumours

 

China ponders bid for wantaway UK star Scotland with Hong Kong touted as possible makeweight 

 

Surprise Brazil bid for Malvinas? 

 

Renewed interest in California from Mexico

 

Spain eyes cut price Andorra deal

 

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Seymour M Hersh
3 minutes ago, JackLadd said:

 

Trump is running a 1.2tr deficit, that's 1400 times more than that. Should the Danes take some of those poor red states from the golfer?

 

I was only responding to the poster. Not offering an opinion on whether they should or should not try to buy it. 

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38 minutes ago, Seymour M Hersh said:

 

I think Denmark lose £700m a year funding Greenland.

Seriously? I visited Copenhagen in May and I'm sure I read something about how important Greenland was to European, and specifically Danish, trade.

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Dagger Is Back
5 hours ago, The White Cockade said:

Anybody else still stunned that that complete arsehole is President?

 

Absolutely. Every time I hear or see him on TV I just shake my head. It's just like a really bad movie and now that he's been joined by Boris The Bawbag you've just got to laugh  

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All roads lead to Gorgie
42 minutes ago, The Frenchman Returns said:

How much would we get for Gibraltar?

About the same as a Micheal Stewart transfer fee.

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Shanks said no
1 minute ago, All roads lead to Gorgie said:

About the same as a Micheal Stewart transfer fee.

ok but we must be able to tempt the lunatic with one of them?

The UK Overseas Territories are:
Anguilla - Golf?
Bermuda - Golf?
British Antarctic Territory (BAT) - don't think we could sell
British Indian Ocean Territory - no idea
British Virgin Islands - Golf?
Cayman Islands - Golf?
Falkland Islands - Oil?
Gibraltar - Monkeys or to annoy Spanish speakers
Montserrat - nah slight volcanic issue
Pitcairn Island, Henderson, Ducie and Oeno Islands - might suit some of Mr Trumps or his pals taste
St Helena, Ascension and Tristan da Cunha - too remote
Sovereign Base Areas (SBA) - no idea
South Georgia and South Sandwich Islands - oil
Turks and Caicos Islands - Golf?

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All roads lead to Gorgie
3 minutes ago, The Frenchman Returns said:

ok but we must be able to tempt the lunatic with one of them?

The UK Overseas Territories are:
Anguilla - Golf?
Bermuda - Golf?
British Antarctic Territory (BAT) - don't think we could sell
British Indian Ocean Territory - no idea
British Virgin Islands - Golf?
Cayman Islands - Golf?
Falkland Islands - Oil?
Gibraltar - Monkeys or to annoy Spanish speakers
Montserrat - nah slight volcanic issue
Pitcairn Island, Henderson, Ducie and Oeno Islands - might suit some of Mr Trumps or his pals taste
St Helena, Ascension and Tristan da Cunha - too remote
Sovereign Base Areas (SBA) - no idea
South Georgia and South Sandwich Islands - oil
Turks and Caicos Islands - Golf?

Maybe the Donald could find them in the map of the world colouring in book he must have beside his cot, sorry I meant bed.

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Sawdust Caesar
10 hours ago, Boris said:

 

Greenland harbours some of the largest deposits of rare-earth metals, including neodymium, praseodymium, dysprosium and terbium, along with uranium and the byproducts of zinc.

 

from https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/aug/19/why-does-donald-trump-want-to-buy-greenland

 

 

A few potential zero score answers on Pointless right there I think. I've never heard of any of them before now.

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10 hours ago, Boris said:

 

Greenland harbours some of the largest deposits of rare-earth metals, including neodymium, praseodymium, dysprosium and terbium, along with uranium and the byproducts of zinc.

 

from https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/aug/19/why-does-donald-trump-want-to-buy-greenland

 

 


That explains a lot. Looks like Trump stumbled across the following documentary
 

 

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