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Icon of Symmetry

Everyone knows a:

 

Ginger John

 

Fat Dave

 

etc...

 

Any others?

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TheStig

Pervy pete

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Victorian
27 minutes ago, Icon of Symmetry said:

Everyone knows a:

 

Ginger John

 

Fat Dave

 

etc...

 

Any others?

 

I know both of these.   Also mad Al.

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Icon of Symmetry
Just now, Victorian said:

 

I know both of these.   Also mad Al.

 

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To Be Frank

I know a couple of folk named Kat. Both are tom boy lesbians. 

 

Know a fat Dave as well. Walking heart attack who thinks its ok to drink buckets of vodka as long as you do it with diet coke! 😂

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Salad Fingers

I know a fat Dave :laugh2:. He's a work colleague of a mate also known as Deep Fried Dave or Defib Dave. 

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Icon of Symmetry
9 minutes ago, Salad Fingers said:

I know a fat Dave :laugh2:. He's a work colleague of a mate also known as Deep Fried Dave or Defib Dave. 

 

It’s the ultimate universal mate.

 

I feel sorry for any ginger guy who’s parent had the lack of imagination to name him ‘John’ though. That John is guaranteed to end up in a group of pals or colleagues where someone else is called John. Statistically, they probably won’t be ginger... John #1 is then called ‘Ginger John’ until the end of time.

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To Be Frank
19 minutes ago, Icon of Symmetry said:

 

It’s the ultimate universal mate.

 

I feel sorry for any ginger guy who’s parent had the lack of imagination to name him ‘John’ though. That John is guaranteed to end up in a group of pals or colleagues where someone else is called John. Statistically, they probably won’t be ginger... John #1 is then called ‘Ginger John’ until the end of time.

 

A Venn diagram of Daves and fat guys would be interesting

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Notts1874

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sadj
2 hours ago, Icon of Symmetry said:

Everyone knows a:

 

Ginger John

 

Fat Dave

 

etc...

 

Any others?

 

Creepy Callum

 

Arsehole Keith

 

Deadbeat Dave

 

I know a ginger bob too if that helps.

 

 

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sadj
26 minutes ago, Notts1874 said:

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Victorian
45 minutes ago, To Be Frank said:

 

A Venn diagram of Daves and fat guys would be interesting

 

It would cease to be a Venn diagram.    More of a big **** off circle containing everyone called Dave.

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Icon of Symmetry
1 minute ago, Victorian said:

 

It would cease to be a Venn diagram.    More of a big **** off circle containing everyone called Dave.

 

There would be a small overlap for the Ginger Daves.

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Victorian
Just now, Icon of Symmetry said:

 

There would be a small overlap for the Ginger Daves.

 

Very small.   They all snuff it by age 27.

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Icon of Symmetry
Just now, Victorian said:

 

Very small.   They all snuff it by age 27.

 

Gingers?

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Victorian
1 minute ago, Icon of Symmetry said:

 

Gingers?

 

Alas no.

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Der Kaiser

Dont know why but this just reminded me of an old office job where everyone had nicknames.

 

Usual stuff. One guy known as chocolate because he loves himself etc etc.

 

Better though was the fact some of the ladies never ever clicked their nicknames actually had derogatory meaning.

 

Morrie.....she would never shut the **** up.

 

Plissken......utter snake who couldn't wait to drop you in it with bosses.

 

Bafta.....Big Arse ****ing Terrible Attitude

 

(My name you ask......War Rocket.....due to my deep love for Flash Gordon)

 

 

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To Be Frank
11 minutes ago, Victorian said:

 

It would cease to be a Venn diagram.    More of a big **** off circle containing everyone called Dave.

 

Harsh. I can think of a couple of Daves that are quite skinny.

 

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To Be Frank

Everybody knows a Pete the druggie 

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Victorian
1 minute ago, To Be Frank said:

 

Harsh. I can think of a couple of Daves that are quite skinny.

 

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Cheers Trig.    Where's yer broom?

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ArcticJambo

I have to say, I've never heard of any of these gadgies.

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Governor Tarkin
2 hours ago, Icon of Symmetry said:

 

There would be a small overlap for the Ginger Daves.

 

Aye, got one of those.

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Ray Gin

I don't know any of these people. 

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AlimOzturk

No mates norman

 

 

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Lemongrab
37 minutes ago, Ray Gin said:

I don't know any of these people. 

 

Me neither.

 

8 minutes ago, AlimOzturk said:

No mates norman

 

 

 

Aye that's probably why. 

 

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IronJambo
13 hours ago, Icon of Symmetry said:

Everyone knows a:

 

Ginger John

 

Fat Dave

 

etc...

 

Any others?

Nah. Don't know them lads, maybe they were in a different year at school.

 

I've known a Peado Dave who's now in the jail and a Roger Murderer who's also in the jail. I've not been in the jail. 

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Pans Jambo

Knew a "Crusty Keith". Had dry skin and chronic dandruf.

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BarneyBattles
25 minutes ago, Pans Jambo said:

Knew a "Crusty Keith". Had dry skin and chronic dandruf.

 

Knew one of them at school. Think his nickname was crispy. 

 

Ironically his his mate had the greasiest skin and hair I’ve ever seen. 

 

He’d wash it in the morning and by lunchtime he looked like he’d been combing his hair with a chip pan. 

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AlimOzturk

Dodgey dougie. Sweaty, smelly guy. 

 

Gave me the boke. 

 

Poke a bum Billy.  Felt his own arse and smelt it all the time. Weirdo. 

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Morgan

Coke bottle Colin and Bordello bum were two colleagues of mine.

 

 

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Auld Reekin'
14 hours ago, Der Kaiser said:

Dont know why but this just reminded me of an old office job where everyone had nicknames.

 

Usual stuff. One guy known as chocolate because he loves himself etc etc.

 

Better though was the fact some of the ladies never ever clicked their nicknames actually had derogatory meaning.

 

Morrie.....she would never shut the **** up.

 

Plissken......utter snake who couldn't wait to drop you in it with bosses.

 

Bafta.....Big Arse ****ing Terrible Attitude

 

(My name you ask......War Rocket.....due to my deep love for Flash Gordon)

 

 

 

And did "Flash" Gordon reciprocate?   :huh:

 

2 hours ago, AlimOzturk said:

Dodgey dougie. Sweaty, smelly guy. 

 

Gave me the boke. 

 

Poke a bum Billy.  Felt his own arse and smelt it all the time. Weirdo. 

 

Well, at least it was his own arse!   :sniff:

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weegranty

A mate called the Blacksmith,   everytime it's his round he makes a bolt for the door.😉

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superjack

All my mates have a friend known as funny, sexy Jack.

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jb102

Hairy

Thrombo (slow moving clot)

Pedo, teacher who made it to headmaster.

Stinker

Scratcher

Sparky

The Bulb

Flub

Slappy and Munch Munch.Two Glaswegian brothers who were brought up in care and ate like they didn't know where their next meal was coming from.I realised how privileged I was the day I met them.

Weeman

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Locky
42 minutes ago, superjack said:

All my mates have a friend known as funny, sexy Jack.

Is that to differentiate from you, who's just 'Jack'?

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Locky

I know a fat Dave.

 

Known a few big Andy's in my time too.

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superjack
27 minutes ago, Locky said:

Is that to differentiate from you, who's just 'Jack'?

I am sad at being just Jack.

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Locky
Just now, superjack said:

I am sad at being just Jack.

Only kidding mate, we all know you're Jack with the jokes. :) 

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Craig_

Had a girl called Lydia at school who was known as 'Teapot'.

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PTBCAL

At my work there was a nice looking blonde airhead called Malibu Stacey 

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Toxteth O'Grady

There was a guy at my school nicknamed Yak Hunter because he finished every sentence with Ya  *unt

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Angus Ogg

Surely everyone knows a spex 

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Marvin
22 hours ago, Salad Fingers said:

I know a fat Dave :laugh2:. He's a work colleague of a mate also known as Deep Fried Dave or Defib Dave. 

 

I was friends with Beatty bullish*t once.

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Marvin
Posted (edited)
45 minutes ago, Angus Ogg said:

Surely everyone knows a spex 

 

No but I used to know a Sp az  not in the derogatory sense of the word though.

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Salad Fingers
9 minutes ago, Marvin said:

 

I was friends with Beatty bullish*t once.

 

:cornette:

 

Beatty is a shite name. If you had said Betty I might have believed you. 

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Noah Claypole
On 12/08/2019 at 20:25, Victorian said:

 

I know both of these.   Also mad Al.

 

:wattie:

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Bridge of Djoum
On 12/08/2019 at 16:42, Notts1874 said:

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Alright, big lad?

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The Real Maroonblood

There was a girl who worked in the same place as me called “The Trout.”

Never knew her birth name.😀

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Marvin
22 hours ago, Salad Fingers said:

 

:cornette:

 

Beatty is a shite name. If you had said Betty I might have believed you. 

 

True. He was also a shite footballer. 

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