Beast Boy Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Everyone knows a: Ginger John Fat Dave etc... Any others? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gorgie Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Pervy pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 27 minutes ago, Icon of Symmetry said: Everyone knows a: Ginger John Fat Dave etc... Any others? I know both of these. Also mad Al. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted August 12, 2019 Author Share Posted August 12, 2019 Just now, Victorian said: I know both of these. Also mad Al. 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Kintner Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 I know a couple of folk named Kat. Both are tom boy lesbians. Know a fat Dave as well. Walking heart attack who thinks its ok to drink buckets of vodka as long as you do it with diet coke! 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 I know a fat Dave . He's a work colleague of a mate also known as Deep Fried Dave or Defib Dave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted August 12, 2019 Author Share Posted August 12, 2019 9 minutes ago, Salad Fingers said: I know a fat Dave . He's a work colleague of a mate also known as Deep Fried Dave or Defib Dave. It’s the ultimate universal mate. I feel sorry for any ginger guy who’s parent had the lack of imagination to name him ‘John’ though. That John is guaranteed to end up in a group of pals or colleagues where someone else is called John. Statistically, they probably won’t be ginger... John #1 is then called ‘Ginger John’ until the end of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Kintner Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 19 minutes ago, Icon of Symmetry said: It’s the ultimate universal mate. I feel sorry for any ginger guy who’s parent had the lack of imagination to name him ‘John’ though. That John is guaranteed to end up in a group of pals or colleagues where someone else is called John. Statistically, they probably won’t be ginger... John #1 is then called ‘Ginger John’ until the end of time. A Venn diagram of Daves and fat guys would be interesting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notts1874 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 😒 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Icon of Symmetry said: Everyone knows a: Ginger John Fat Dave etc... Any others? Creepy Callum Arsehole Keith Deadbeat Dave I know a ginger bob too if that helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 26 minutes ago, Notts1874 said: 😒 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 45 minutes ago, To Be Frank said: A Venn diagram of Daves and fat guys would be interesting It would cease to be a Venn diagram. More of a big **** off circle containing everyone called Dave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted August 12, 2019 Author Share Posted August 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Victorian said: It would cease to be a Venn diagram. More of a big **** off circle containing everyone called Dave. There would be a small overlap for the Ginger Daves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Just now, Icon of Symmetry said: There would be a small overlap for the Ginger Daves. Very small. They all snuff it by age 27. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted August 12, 2019 Author Share Posted August 12, 2019 Just now, Victorian said: Very small. They all snuff it by age 27. Gingers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Icon of Symmetry said: Gingers? Alas no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Dont know why but this just reminded me of an old office job where everyone had nicknames. Usual stuff. One guy known as chocolate because he loves himself etc etc. Better though was the fact some of the ladies never ever clicked their nicknames actually had derogatory meaning. Morrie.....she would never shut the **** up. Plissken......utter snake who couldn't wait to drop you in it with bosses. Bafta.....Big Arse ****ing Terrible Attitude (My name you ask......War Rocket.....due to my deep love for Flash Gordon) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Kintner Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 11 minutes ago, Victorian said: It would cease to be a Venn diagram. More of a big **** off circle containing everyone called Dave. Harsh. I can think of a couple of Daves that are quite skinny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Kintner Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Everybody knows a Pete the druggie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 1 minute ago, To Be Frank said: Harsh. I can think of a couple of Daves that are quite skinny. Cheers Trig. Where's yer broom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticJambo Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 I have to say, I've never heard of any of these gadgies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Icon of Symmetry said: There would be a small overlap for the Ginger Daves. Aye, got one of those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 I don't know any of these people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 No mates norman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 37 minutes ago, Ray Gin said: I don't know any of these people. Me neither. 8 minutes ago, AlimOzturk said: No mates norman Aye that's probably why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 13 hours ago, Icon of Symmetry said: Everyone knows a: Ginger John Fat Dave etc... Any others? Nah. Don't know them lads, maybe they were in a different year at school. I've known a Peado Dave who's now in the jail and a Roger Murderer who's also in the jail. I've not been in the jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Knew a "Crusty Keith". Had dry skin and chronic dandruf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Dodgey dougie. Sweaty, smelly guy. Gave me the boke. Poke a bum Billy. Felt his own arse and smelt it all the time. Weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Coke bottle Colin and Bordello bum were two colleagues of mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 14 hours ago, Der Kaiser said: Dont know why but this just reminded me of an old office job where everyone had nicknames. Usual stuff. One guy known as chocolate because he loves himself etc etc. Better though was the fact some of the ladies never ever clicked their nicknames actually had derogatory meaning. Morrie.....she would never shut the **** up. Plissken......utter snake who couldn't wait to drop you in it with bosses. Bafta.....Big Arse ****ing Terrible Attitude (My name you ask......War Rocket.....due to my deep love for Flash Gordon) And did "Flash" Gordon reciprocate? 2 hours ago, AlimOzturk said: Dodgey dougie. Sweaty, smelly guy. Gave me the boke. Poke a bum Billy. Felt his own arse and smelt it all the time. Weirdo. Well, at least it was his own arse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weegranty Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 A mate called the Blacksmith, everytime it's his round he makes a bolt for the door.😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 All my mates have a friend known as funny, sexy Jack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb102 Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Hairy Thrombo (slow moving clot) Pedo, teacher who made it to headmaster. Stinker Scratcher Sparky The Bulb Flub Slappy and Munch Munch.Two Glaswegian brothers who were brought up in care and ate like they didn't know where their next meal was coming from.I realised how privileged I was the day I met them. Weeman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 42 minutes ago, superjack said: All my mates have a friend known as funny, sexy Jack. Is that to differentiate from you, who's just 'Jack'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 I know a fat Dave. Known a few big Andy's in my time too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 27 minutes ago, Locky said: Is that to differentiate from you, who's just 'Jack'? I am sad at being just Jack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Just now, superjack said: I am sad at being just Jack. Only kidding mate, we all know you're Jack with the jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig_ Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Had a girl called Lydia at school who was known as 'Teapot'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PTBCAL Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 At my work there was a nice looking blonde airhead called Malibu Stacey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxteth O'Grady Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 There was a guy at my school nicknamed Yak Hunter because he finished every sentence with Ya *unt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angus Ogg Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Surely everyone knows a spex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 22 hours ago, Salad Fingers said: I know a fat Dave . He's a work colleague of a mate also known as Deep Fried Dave or Defib Dave. I was friends with Beatty bullish*t once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 (edited) 45 minutes ago, Angus Ogg said: Surely everyone knows a spex No but I used to know a Sp az not in the derogatory sense of the word though. Edited August 13, 2019 by Marvin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 9 minutes ago, Marvin said: I was friends with Beatty bullish*t once. Beatty is a shite name. If you had said Betty I might have believed you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull's-eye Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 On 12/08/2019 at 20:25, Victorian said: I know both of these. Also mad Al. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 On 12/08/2019 at 16:42, Notts1874 said: 😒 Alright, big lad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 There was a girl who worked in the same place as me called “The Trout.” Never knew her birth name.😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 22 hours ago, Salad Fingers said: Beatty is a shite name. If you had said Betty I might have believed you. True. He was also a shite footballer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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