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27 minutes ago, Icon of Symmetry said:

Everyone knows a:

 

Ginger John

 

Fat Dave

 

etc...

 

Any others?

 

I know both of these.   Also mad Al.

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Alex Kintner

I know a couple of folk named Kat. Both are tom boy lesbians. 

 

Know a fat Dave as well. Walking heart attack who thinks its ok to drink buckets of vodka as long as you do it with diet coke! 😂

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I know a fat Dave :laugh2:. He's a work colleague of a mate also known as Deep Fried Dave or Defib Dave. 

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9 minutes ago, Salad Fingers said:

I know a fat Dave :laugh2:. He's a work colleague of a mate also known as Deep Fried Dave or Defib Dave. 

 

It’s the ultimate universal mate.

 

I feel sorry for any ginger guy who’s parent had the lack of imagination to name him ‘John’ though. That John is guaranteed to end up in a group of pals or colleagues where someone else is called John. Statistically, they probably won’t be ginger... John #1 is then called ‘Ginger John’ until the end of time.

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19 minutes ago, Icon of Symmetry said:

 

It’s the ultimate universal mate.

 

I feel sorry for any ginger guy who’s parent had the lack of imagination to name him ‘John’ though. That John is guaranteed to end up in a group of pals or colleagues where someone else is called John. Statistically, they probably won’t be ginger... John #1 is then called ‘Ginger John’ until the end of time.

 

A Venn diagram of Daves and fat guys would be interesting

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2 hours ago, Icon of Symmetry said:

Everyone knows a:

 

Ginger John

 

Fat Dave

 

etc...

 

Any others?

 

Creepy Callum

 

Arsehole Keith

 

Deadbeat Dave

 

I know a ginger bob too if that helps.

 

 

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45 minutes ago, To Be Frank said:

 

A Venn diagram of Daves and fat guys would be interesting

 

It would cease to be a Venn diagram.    More of a big **** off circle containing everyone called Dave.

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1 minute ago, Victorian said:

 

It would cease to be a Venn diagram.    More of a big **** off circle containing everyone called Dave.

 

There would be a small overlap for the Ginger Daves.

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Just now, Icon of Symmetry said:

 

There would be a small overlap for the Ginger Daves.

 

Very small.   They all snuff it by age 27.

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Dont know why but this just reminded me of an old office job where everyone had nicknames.

 

Usual stuff. One guy known as chocolate because he loves himself etc etc.

 

Better though was the fact some of the ladies never ever clicked their nicknames actually had derogatory meaning.

 

Morrie.....she would never shut the **** up.

 

Plissken......utter snake who couldn't wait to drop you in it with bosses.

 

Bafta.....Big Arse ****ing Terrible Attitude

 

(My name you ask......War Rocket.....due to my deep love for Flash Gordon)

 

 

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11 minutes ago, Victorian said:

 

It would cease to be a Venn diagram.    More of a big **** off circle containing everyone called Dave.

 

Harsh. I can think of a couple of Daves that are quite skinny.

 

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1 minute ago, To Be Frank said:

 

Harsh. I can think of a couple of Daves that are quite skinny.

 

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Cheers Trig.    Where's yer broom?

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2 hours ago, Icon of Symmetry said:

 

There would be a small overlap for the Ginger Daves.

 

Aye, got one of those.

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37 minutes ago, Ray Gin said:

I don't know any of these people. 

 

Me neither.

 

8 minutes ago, AlimOzturk said:

No mates norman

 

 

 

Aye that's probably why. 

 

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13 hours ago, Icon of Symmetry said:

Everyone knows a:

 

Ginger John

 

Fat Dave

 

etc...

 

Any others?

Nah. Don't know them lads, maybe they were in a different year at school.

 

I've known a Peado Dave who's now in the jail and a Roger Murderer who's also in the jail. I've not been in the jail. 

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Dodgey dougie. Sweaty, smelly guy. 

 

Gave me the boke. 

 

Poke a bum Billy.  Felt his own arse and smelt it all the time. Weirdo. 

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14 hours ago, Der Kaiser said:

Dont know why but this just reminded me of an old office job where everyone had nicknames.

 

Usual stuff. One guy known as chocolate because he loves himself etc etc.

 

Better though was the fact some of the ladies never ever clicked their nicknames actually had derogatory meaning.

 

Morrie.....she would never shut the **** up.

 

Plissken......utter snake who couldn't wait to drop you in it with bosses.

 

Bafta.....Big Arse ****ing Terrible Attitude

 

(My name you ask......War Rocket.....due to my deep love for Flash Gordon)

 

 

 

And did "Flash" Gordon reciprocate?   :huh:

 

2 hours ago, AlimOzturk said:

Dodgey dougie. Sweaty, smelly guy. 

 

Gave me the boke. 

 

Poke a bum Billy.  Felt his own arse and smelt it all the time. Weirdo. 

 

Well, at least it was his own arse!   :sniff:

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Hairy

Thrombo (slow moving clot)

Pedo, teacher who made it to headmaster.

Stinker

Scratcher

Sparky

The Bulb

Flub

Slappy and Munch Munch.Two Glaswegian brothers who were brought up in care and ate like they didn't know where their next meal was coming from.I realised how privileged I was the day I met them.

Weeman

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42 minutes ago, superjack said:

All my mates have a friend known as funny, sexy Jack.

Is that to differentiate from you, who's just 'Jack'?

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27 minutes ago, Locky said:

Is that to differentiate from you, who's just 'Jack'?

I am sad at being just Jack.

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Just now, superjack said:

I am sad at being just Jack.

Only kidding mate, we all know you're Jack with the jokes. :) 

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22 hours ago, Salad Fingers said:

I know a fat Dave :laugh2:. He's a work colleague of a mate also known as Deep Fried Dave or Defib Dave. 

 

I was friends with Beatty bullish*t once.

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45 minutes ago, Angus Ogg said:

Surely everyone knows a spex 

 

No but I used to know a Sp az  not in the derogatory sense of the word though.

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9 minutes ago, Marvin said:

 

I was friends with Beatty bullish*t once.

 

:cornette:

 

Beatty is a shite name. If you had said Betty I might have believed you. 

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The Real Maroonblood

There was a girl who worked in the same place as me called “The Trout.”

Never knew her birth name.😀

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22 hours ago, Salad Fingers said:

 

:cornette:

 

Beatty is a shite name. If you had said Betty I might have believed you. 

 

True. He was also a shite footballer. 

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