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Evening News reporting that gangs of youths in ongoing mass brawl on Portobello beach

A MASS brawl erupted on Porty beach this afternoon in front of shocked families. Tempers flared as gangs of youths headed to the seafront in blazing sunshine. Photos emerged of topless teens squaring up to each other and throwing punches. Police officers swooped shortly before 5.30pm as trouble spilled onto the High Street.

A police spokesman said: "At 5.25pm officers in Edinburgh responded to reports of a disturbance in the Portobello area. "This was in the area of the beach and the High Street. The incident remains currently ongoing and officers are in attendance." One 16-year-old boy was given a caution, while two people were left with minor injuries.

One bystander said: "Just leaving Portobello beach and no joke 12 police cars/vans have just blue lighted to the beach."

 

https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/crime/gangs-of-youths-in-ongoing-mass-brawl-on-portobello-beach-1-4971392

 

Anyone seen or heard anything about this?

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been here before

Just like Quadtophenia but more peely wally and fuelled by Buckfast whilst some Stacey Lee gets a knee trembler in the doorway of Greggs from Kayden.

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One bystander said: "Just leaving Portobello beach and no joke 12 police cars/vans have just blue lighted to the beach."

 

 

:lol:

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2 minutes ago, Mauricio Pinilla said:

 

 

 

:lol:

 

To be fair it does sound utter carnage...

 

"One 16-year-old boy was given a caution, while two people were left with minor injuries.".

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Robbo-Jambo
38 minutes ago, been here before said:

Just like Quadtophenia but more peely wally and fuelled by Buckfast whilst some Stacey Lee gets a knee trembler in the doorway of Greggs from Kayden.

😄😄

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Seen this happening in Ayr a few years ago. Hundreds of wee scratters from Glasgow and Paisley scrapping on the beach, throwing bottles where kids were playing. Pure scum behaviour. 

 

Was on the train to Ayr on Tuesday with the wee man on the way to the cinema and was happy to see loads of police on the platforms at Troon and Ayr confiscating their alcohol. 

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The Real Maroonblood
45 minutes ago, Notts1874 said:

Sunshine +Alcohol +Lack of brains =

It never fails.

When the sun comes out the scum come out.

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14 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

It never fails.

When the sun comes out the scum come out.

Amazing isn't it. I can sit on a beach or round a pool all day getting slowly pissed having a lovely time but never once have I wanted to chin somebody 😂😂.

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4 minutes ago, Notts1874 said:

Amazing isn't it. I can sit on a beach or round a pool all day getting slowly pissed having a lovely time but never once have I wanted to chin somebody 😂😂.

I agree 99.9%, except that time in Corfu when the Celtic family brought their accordion to the pool.

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1 minute ago, The Frenchman Returns said:

I agree 99.9%, except that time in Corfu when the Celtic family brought their accordion to the pool.

😂😂😂. Just chuck the accordion in the pool. They probably can't swim.

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11 minutes ago, Jambof3tornado said:

Parents need to take responsibility for these little *****.

The parents would probably have been in the boozer at the time.

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6 minutes ago, The Frenchman Returns said:

I agree 99.9%, except that time in Corfu when the Celtic family brought their accordion to the pool.

 

They have to have something to put in their suitcase.     It's not clothes.

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I went for a stroll along the prom around 8pm last night and there were a large number of strange, youthful characters around the arcades. 

 

Not really surprising when you mix idiots, sunshine and alcohol. 

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Not exactly Mods v Rockers on Brighton beach, is it?

 

A few pigeon-chested milk-bottle coloured schemie laddies try to impress their oompa-loompah looking, chip-fat insulated schemie bursd by having a scrap.

 

:gocompare:

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40 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

It never fails.

When the sun comes out the scum come out.

:spoton:

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14 minutes ago, Cade said:

 

A few pigeon-chested milk-bottle coloured schemie laddies try to impress their oompa-loompah looking, chip-fat insulated schemie bursd by having a scrap.

 

 

:sadrobbo:

 

Not bad, Cade.

Not bad.

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17 minutes ago, Cade said:

 

 

A few pigeon-chested milk-bottle coloured schemie laddies try to impress their oompa-loompah looking, chip-fat insulated schemie bursd by having a scrap.

 

 

 

And not a real eyebrow between them.   

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3 hours ago, The Frenchman Returns said:

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I grew up in those houses, Promenade Terrace. Just saying. 

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16 minutes ago, TwigTheWonderKid said:

I grew up in those houses, Promenade Terrace. Just saying. 

 

Bet they are worth a fortune now! 

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They left the beach in a total state, and the locals have been down cleaning it up.

 

Scum honestly. Anywhere else in the world, the sun comes out and people hit the beach to relax, swim and just have a good day out. Here, yoofs just see it as another opportunity to get smashed and go scrapping.

 

Genuinely hate this country sometimes.

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16 minutes ago, Locky said:

They left the beach in a total state, and the locals have been down cleaning it up.

 

Scum honestly. Anywhere else in the world, the sun comes out and people hit the beach to relax, swim and just have a good day out. Here, yoofs just see it as another opportunity to get smashed and go scrapping.

 

Genuinely hate this country sometimes.

Sad state of affairs.

There would be a lot people upset seeing these scumbags being scumbags.

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10 hours ago, Jambof3tornado said:

Parents need to take responsibility for these little *****.

 

They won’t though. The general reaction from their parents will probably be “Oh no, not my wee Jordan...That just doesn’t sound like him at all”.

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One group of ******s get into a bit of bother and all of a sudden the whole of today's youth are peely wally, pigeon chested arseholes. 

 

 

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A 16 year old cautioned and 2 with minor injuries.

 

Eat your heart out ISIS.

 

😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤

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jack D and coke

I seen a couple of videos of the “scrapping” 

Hilariously shite. Worse than the worst pavement dancing you’ve ever seen. 

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Genuinely can't think of anything worse than being on Portobello beach on a day like this. 

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The Real Maroonblood
2 minutes ago, Cade said:

Teenage pricks being teenage pricks.

 

Hundreds of them came in to Brunstane by train. Feck knows where from.

Probably Brunstane..

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43 minutes ago, Cade said:

Teenage pricks being teenage pricks.

 

Hundreds of them came in to Brunstane by train. Feck knows where from.


Came from Glasgow and through the west 

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On 26/07/2019 at 00:15, TwigTheWonderKid said:

I grew up in those houses, Promenade Terrace. Just saying. 

So did I number 9top flat 

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On 26/07/2019 at 09:29, AlimOzturk said:

One group of ******s get into a bit of bother and all of a sudden the whole of today's youth are peely wally, pigeon chested arseholes. 

 

 

 

Exactly. Not sure what's sadder, squad of young lads acting tragically after a bevvy or people in their 40s and 50s generalising about every youth in the land?

 

In fact I do, it's the latter. 

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13 minutes ago, The Frenchman Returns said:

Does my bum look big in this?

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Was J-Lo filming a new video down there today? 

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