Shanks said no Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Evening News reporting that gangs of youths in ongoing mass brawl on Portobello beach A MASS brawl erupted on Porty beach this afternoon in front of shocked families. Tempers flared as gangs of youths headed to the seafront in blazing sunshine. Photos emerged of topless teens squaring up to each other and throwing punches. Police officers swooped shortly before 5.30pm as trouble spilled onto the High Street. A police spokesman said: "At 5.25pm officers in Edinburgh responded to reports of a disturbance in the Portobello area. "This was in the area of the beach and the High Street. The incident remains currently ongoing and officers are in attendance." One 16-year-old boy was given a caution, while two people were left with minor injuries. One bystander said: "Just leaving Portobello beach and no joke 12 police cars/vans have just blue lighted to the beach." https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/crime/gangs-of-youths-in-ongoing-mass-brawl-on-portobello-beach-1-4971392 Anyone seen or heard anything about this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks said no Posted July 25, 2019 Author Share Posted July 25, 2019 From Record Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 (edited) Just like Quadtophenia but more peely wally and fuelled by Buckfast whilst some Stacey Lee gets a knee trembler in the doorway of Greggs from Kayden. Edited July 25, 2019 by been here before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Tragic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notts1874 Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Sunshine +Alcohol +Lack of brains = Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Bloody yoofs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 One bystander said: "Just leaving Portobello beach and no joke 12 police cars/vans have just blue lighted to the beach." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mauricio Pinilla said: To be fair it does sound utter carnage... "One 16-year-old boy was given a caution, while two people were left with minor injuries.". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cocobeab Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Weegies have Kelvingrove Park for such events. Only right Edinburgh incorporates the nearby beaches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwindonJambo Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Hot weather + seaside + alcohol => instant arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo-Jambo Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 38 minutes ago, been here before said: Just like Quadtophenia but more peely wally and fuelled by Buckfast whilst some Stacey Lee gets a knee trembler in the doorway of Greggs from Kayden. 😄😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Seen this happening in Ayr a few years ago. Hundreds of wee scratters from Glasgow and Paisley scrapping on the beach, throwing bottles where kids were playing. Pure scum behaviour. Was on the train to Ayr on Tuesday with the wee man on the way to the cinema and was happy to see loads of police on the platforms at Troon and Ayr confiscating their alcohol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 45 minutes ago, Notts1874 said: Sunshine +Alcohol +Lack of brains = It never fails. When the sun comes out the scum come out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Parents need to take responsibility for these little *****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notts1874 Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 14 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said: It never fails. When the sun comes out the scum come out. Amazing isn't it. I can sit on a beach or round a pool all day getting slowly pissed having a lovely time but never once have I wanted to chin somebody 😂😂. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks said no Posted July 25, 2019 Author Share Posted July 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, Notts1874 said: Amazing isn't it. I can sit on a beach or round a pool all day getting slowly pissed having a lovely time but never once have I wanted to chin somebody 😂😂. I agree 99.9%, except that time in Corfu when the Celtic family brought their accordion to the pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notts1874 Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 1 minute ago, The Frenchman Returns said: I agree 99.9%, except that time in Corfu when the Celtic family brought their accordion to the pool. 😂😂😂. Just chuck the accordion in the pool. They probably can't swim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 11 minutes ago, Jambof3tornado said: Parents need to take responsibility for these little *****. The parents would probably have been in the boozer at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 6 minutes ago, The Frenchman Returns said: I agree 99.9%, except that time in Corfu when the Celtic family brought their accordion to the pool. They have to have something to put in their suitcase. It's not clothes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sierra Delta Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 I went for a stroll along the prom around 8pm last night and there were a large number of strange, youthful characters around the arcades. Not really surprising when you mix idiots, sunshine and alcohol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 (edited) Not exactly Mods v Rockers on Brighton beach, is it? A few pigeon-chested milk-bottle coloured schemie laddies try to impress their oompa-loompah looking, chip-fat insulated schemie bursd by having a scrap. Edited July 25, 2019 by Cade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Just now, Sierra Delta said: idiots, sunshine and alcohol. Hibs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 40 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said: It never fails. When the sun comes out the scum come out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 14 minutes ago, Cade said: A few pigeon-chested milk-bottle coloured schemie laddies try to impress their oompa-loompah looking, chip-fat insulated schemie bursd by having a scrap. Not bad, Cade. Not bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 17 minutes ago, Cade said: A few pigeon-chested milk-bottle coloured schemie laddies try to impress their oompa-loompah looking, chip-fat insulated schemie bursd by having a scrap. And not a real eyebrow between them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianajones Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Factor melted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwigTheWonderKid Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 3 hours ago, The Frenchman Returns said: From Record I grew up in those houses, Promenade Terrace. Just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianajones Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 16 minutes ago, TwigTheWonderKid said: I grew up in those houses, Promenade Terrace. Just saying. Bet they are worth a fortune now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 They left the beach in a total state, and the locals have been down cleaning it up. Scum honestly. Anywhere else in the world, the sun comes out and people hit the beach to relax, swim and just have a good day out. Here, yoofs just see it as another opportunity to get smashed and go scrapping. Genuinely hate this country sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 16 minutes ago, Locky said: They left the beach in a total state, and the locals have been down cleaning it up. Scum honestly. Anywhere else in the world, the sun comes out and people hit the beach to relax, swim and just have a good day out. Here, yoofs just see it as another opportunity to get smashed and go scrapping. Genuinely hate this country sometimes. Sad state of affairs. There would be a lot people upset seeing these scumbags being scumbags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 10 hours ago, Jambof3tornado said: Parents need to take responsibility for these little *****. They won’t though. The general reaction from their parents will probably be “Oh no, not my wee Jordan...That just doesn’t sound like him at all”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the general Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 No surprise Princes Street gardens was bad enough yesterday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 One group of ******s get into a bit of bother and all of a sudden the whole of today's youth are peely wally, pigeon chested arseholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwidoug Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 A 16 year old cautioned and 2 with minor injuries. Eat your heart out ISIS. 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 I seen a couple of videos of the “scrapping” Hilariously shite. Worse than the worst pavement dancing you’ve ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 Wonder if the YPR were involved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks said no Posted July 31, 2020 Author Share Posted July 31, 2020 Hearing its kicked off again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gorgie Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 Neds will be neds. Porty is a shite beach anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 Genuinely can't think of anything worse than being on Portobello beach on a day like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 Teenage pricks being teenage pricks. Hundreds of them came in to Brunstane by train. Feck knows where from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 2 minutes ago, Cade said: Teenage pricks being teenage pricks. Hundreds of them came in to Brunstane by train. Feck knows where from. Probably Brunstane.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theshed Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 43 minutes ago, Cade said: Teenage pricks being teenage pricks. Hundreds of them came in to Brunstane by train. Feck knows where from. Came from Glasgow and through the west Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaside jambo Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 On 26/07/2019 at 00:15, TwigTheWonderKid said: I grew up in those houses, Promenade Terrace. Just saying. So did I number 9top flat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel eyes Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 https://youtu.be/hW8mY4wcns0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weakened Offender Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 On 26/07/2019 at 09:29, AlimOzturk said: One group of ******s get into a bit of bother and all of a sudden the whole of today's youth are peely wally, pigeon chested arseholes. Exactly. Not sure what's sadder, squad of young lads acting tragically after a bevvy or people in their 40s and 50s generalising about every youth in the land? In fact I do, it's the latter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks said no Posted July 31, 2020 Author Share Posted July 31, 2020 Does my bum look big in this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 13 minutes ago, The Frenchman Returns said: Does my bum look big in this? Was J-Lo filming a new video down there today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 Scum will be scum, I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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