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BRAVEHEART1874

How easy would it be for the flat earth believers to take a photo of these so called walls of ice at the ends of the earth , even the program on tv not long ago when they were trying to prove with a laser etc. that the earth was flat left them red faced. 2000 years on yet they believe this theory from the man made book arf.

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brunoatemyhamster

Very shrewd business move. 

 

We should become the scientology team before someone beats us to it. 

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19 minutes ago, letsalldothebeattie said:

No it’s not April Fools day

 

Spanish 4th tier side Mostelos Balompie have changed their name to Flat Earth FC. 

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.marca.com/en/football/spanish-football/2019/06/29/5d17aa04268e3ecb4f8b458d.html

 

Excellent. Nice to have another team other than; Hibs, Celtic, England and Rangers to genuinely despise. Always prefer to have a legitimate reason for my ire. 

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17 minutes ago, BRAVEHEART1874 said:

How easy would it be for the flat earth believers to take a photo of these so called walls of ice at the ends of the earth , even the program on tv not long ago when they were trying to prove with a laser etc. that the earth was flat left them red faced. 2000 years on yet they believe this theory from the man made book arf.

Oh dear, oh dear - the poor flat earthers! Humankind has known for millennia that the earth is round. Indeed, early Christian art shows the earth as a globe, with God at the top, humankind striving to reach up and expand knowledge, guided by God. There is a myth that Christopher Columbus proved to a flat earth believing society that the earth was round. Lovely story. Total myth. Washington Irving (who also wrote The Legend of Sleepy Hollow) wrote “A History of the Life and Voyages of Christopher Columbus” in 1828 and he dreamt up the idea in this book of the legend of the flat earth. Right - football season will soon be underway; let’s get back to business: c’mon the Hearts!!!

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All they need now is a Round Earth FC rival and between them they'll have Spanish football sewn up. 

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31 minutes ago, Horatio Caine said:

Am I the only one who assumed this was another thread about Hibs?

No, Ha Ha! Me too!

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Ha ha. 

I used to live in Móstoles (which would be pronounced, "moss toalies" if it wasn't for the accent above the first "o") and I wouldn't be surprised if this wasn't a Loch-Ness-Monster type of publicity stunt. 

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I really like the line..."...support the flat earth movement and it's followers around the world." ?

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4 minutes ago, kila said:

Who gets the ball when someone kicks it off the side of the earth?

 

 

The flat ball boys?

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1 hour ago, Lemongrab said:

All they need now is a Round Earth FC rival and between them they'll have Spanish football sewn up. 

"we are roun' peepul !!"

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20 minutes ago, whodanny said:

I really like the line..."...support the flat earth movement and it's followers around the world." ?

 

Right around that flat circumference and perimeter. ?

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All roads lead to Gorgie
25 minutes ago, whodanny said:

I really like the line..."...support the flat earth movement and it's followers around the world." ?

I have seen 'Earth is Flat' graffiti about the place. Certainly getting their message across. 

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Just now, All roads lead to Gorgie said:

I have seen 'Earth is Flat' graffiti about the place. Certainly getting their message across. 

Saw it on the way home from Arbroath yesterday. It's all over the place up the A9 anaw. Doesny make them right though. Just graffitti-ing bassas.

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39 minutes ago, kila said:

Who gets the ball when someone kicks it off the side of the earth?

 

 

hitters getters

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All roads lead to Gorgie
12 minutes ago, whodanny said:

Saw it on the way home from Arbroath yesterday. It's all over the place up the A9 anaw. Doesny make them right though. Just graffitti-ing bassas.

It wouldn't be surprised if Trump and Boris are believers too☺️

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3 hours ago, Horatio Caine said:

Am I the only one who assumed this was another thread about Hibs?

 

No, you're not.  That's exactly what I had assumed the thread would be about as well.

 

:lol:

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2 hours ago, All roads lead to Gorgie said:

It wouldn't be surprised if Trump and Boris are believers too☺️

Mair bassas

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44 minutes ago, Dinger said:

:jj_facepalm:

 

the human race really is getting more and more stupid 

Have you ever seen idiocracy? I'm telling you.....

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5 hours ago, Horatio Caine said:

Am I the only one who assumed this was another thread about Hibs?

The only flat things Hibs are interested in are their sisters chebs.

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10 hours ago, Horatio Caine said:

Am I the only one who assumed this was another thread about Hibs?

 

Nope!

 

??????

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Brave Hearts

At least the hobos can’t lay claim to being the first Flat Earth club on the globe, as their pitch used to be like a ski slope 

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16 hours ago, brunoatemyhamster said:

Very shrewd business move. 

 

We should become the scientology team before someone beats us to it. 

I think they've just purchased a building in Corstorphine. Could be perfect timing...

 

All our players on million year contracts. Don't perform? Off to the Sea Org for a season. 

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been here before
4 minutes ago, Toggie88 said:

I think they've just purchased a building in Corstorphine. Could be perfect timing...

 

All our players on million year contracts. Don't perform? Off to the Sea Org for a season. 

 

Jim McLean was doing that 30 years ago.

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BangkokHearts
18 hours ago, whodanny said:

"we are roun' peepul !!"

To be fair a flat Earth is just as believable as 'Rangers are the same club as before' and 'Rangers weren't liquidated and were demoted to the lowest tier in Scottish professional football'.

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4 minutes ago, jambokev said:

They should sign Mcginn then they could have fat erse playing for Flat Earth.

 ? 

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28 minutes ago, BangkokHearts said:

To be fair a flat Earth is just as believable as 'Rangers are the same club as before' and 'Rangers weren't liquidated and were demoted to the lowest tier in Scottish professional football'.

It's possibly more believable.

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SpikeDudley
23 hours ago, Horatio Caine said:

Am I the only one who assumed this was another thread about Hibs?

 

Easter Road was anything but flat for all those years! ?

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On 30/06/2019 at 16:50, Lemongrab said:

All they need now is a Round Earth FC rival and between them they'll have Spanish football sewn up. 

 

Or FC Oblate Spheroid.

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TyphoonJambo
14 hours ago, been here before said:

 

 

No wonder the guys putting pencils up his nose. Done well to stay polite to the nutter. 

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FarmerTweedy
On 30/06/2019 at 16:36, Horatio Caine said:

Am I the only one who assumed this was another thread about Hibs?

Nope!

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On 01/07/2019 at 05:38, been here before said:

 

 

 

:rofl:

 

Imagine interviewing Leigh Griffiths, and still being the thickest person in the video. Outstanding effort. 

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