Stephane Grappelli Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 6 hours ago, tian447 said: This thread has gone to shit. As usual, thanks to certain posters who like to post utter nonsense as if it were fact. Can't wait for the football season to start again, might reduce the amount of trolling that is going on. *might* I think more threads get ruined by people who read something they don't like or don't agree with and accuse whoever posted it of "trolling". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Elwood P Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 6 hours ago, Stephane Grappelli said: By your logic, maybe, but your logic has no value. If someone tells them their date of birth do you not accept it as fact unless they show you their birth certificate? Case closed. Date of birth is probably the least logical example you could possibly have used. How many kids lie about their date of birth to attempt to buy alcohol or get into clubs? Does the bouncer accept their date of birth as fact? No, he demands to see their ID. The ID provides irrefutable evidence and as such makes their DOB a fact. Probably better to actually be able to prove your point, instead of just saying ‘case closed’, as if it somehow validates your argument. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephane Grappelli Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Just now, Mr Elwood P said: Date of birth is probably the least logical example you could possibly have used. How many kids lie about their date of birth to attempt to buy alcohol or get into clubs? Does the bouncer accept their date of birth as fact? No, he demands to see their ID. The ID provides irrefutable evidence and as such makes their DOB a fact. Probably better to actually be able to prove your point, instead of just saying ‘case closed’, as if it somehow validates your argument. Alright, birthday then. If someone at work brings in boxes of stuff from Greggs because it's their birthday I bet you won't partake of even the tiniest morsel of a pink jammy or a delicious yum yum until they've shown you their birth certificate, passport or driving licence. If you meet a fellow Jambo and they say they're a season ticket holder you probably demand on the spot that they show you their season ticket card otherwise you don't believe them. Case closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Elwood P Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 41 minutes ago, Stephane Grappelli said: Alright, birthday then. If someone at work brings in boxes of stuff from Greggs because it's their birthday I bet you won't partake of even the tiniest morsel of a pink jammy or a delicious yum yum until they've shown you their birth certificate, passport or driving licence. If you meet a fellow Jambo and they say they're a season ticket holder you probably demand on the spot that they show you their season ticket card otherwise you don't believe them. Case closed. The only thing you have closed is any lingering doubt that you know what a fact is. Neither of those examples are facts either. Try this another way: I was born in 1972. I have 3 kids. I earn a six figure salary. Which of these are facts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnthomas Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 9 hours ago, Mr Elwood P said: The only thing you have closed is any lingering doubt that you know what a fact is. Neither of those examples are facts either. Try this another way: I was born in 1972. I have 3 kids. I earn a six figure salary. Which of these are facts? Yea but who are you committing adultery with ? And , does your missus know ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommiGronlund Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 I'm hoping they release Brandon soon, hopeless at full back..... Would rather another youngster got a chance... I actually prefer godinho to him it's that bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hood09 Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 16 minutes ago, TommiGronlund said: I'm hoping they release Brandon soon, hopeless at full back..... Would rather another youngster got a chance... I actually prefer godinho to him it's that bad Full of promise but recently just seems intent on getting sent off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommiGronlund Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 42 minutes ago, Hood09 said: Full of promise but recently just seems intent on getting sent off That aswell..... Just get rid.... Surely we have a few more decent prospects at full back in the academy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean Louis Valois Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Why on earth is Malaury Martin In this photo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whatever Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, Jean Louis Valois said: Why on earth is Malaury Martin In this photo? 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJGJ Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, Jean Louis Valois said: Why on earth is Malaury Martin In this photo? It's the Football achievers awards and he received one for managing to get paid for so long doing so little..fantastic example for the modern footballer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1971fozzy Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Football achievers awards. probably won a trophy for best wages for doing fek all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1971fozzy Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Just now, CJGJ said: It's the Football achievers awards and he received one for managing to get paid for so long doing so little..fantastic example for the modern footballer Beat me to it by seconds 😂 great minds tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJGJ Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Just now, 1971fozzy said: Beat me to it by seconds 😂 great minds tho I was as quick as Mulraney 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1971fozzy Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Just now, CJGJ said: I was as quick as Mulraney 😁 👍👍🇱🇻🇱🇻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean Louis Valois Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 I wonder what he added to the conversation when all those legends were chatting about their amazing Careers. His failed 6 month loan deal at Dunfermline maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianajones Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 One of the strangest photographs ever posted into the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 (edited) If it is him (which I doubt) he is dressed like he is in a Shawaddywaddy tribute act. Edited July 13, 2019 by i8hibsh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, i8hibsh said: If it is him (which I doubt) he is dressed like he is in a Shawaddywaddy tribute act. He was in Hong Kong recently but you’re right, must be a look alike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTT Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Jean Louis Valois said: Why on earth is Malaury Martin In this photo? wtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Turn Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Jean Louis Valois said: Why on earth is Malaury Martin In this photo? Martin standing next to football royalty and Steve McManaman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasquale for King Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Jean Louis Valois said: Why on earth is Malaury Martin In this photo? He wore that suit at the Players awards ceremony. It must be photoshopped onto a picture from this event (surely 😱🤷🏾♂️🤔). I can’t see it on Puyols twitter feed either. https://champions-speakers.co.uk/news/champions-win-contract-chinese-government-football-achievers-awards-2019/ Edited July 14, 2019 by Pasquale for King Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19/05/2012 Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 48 minutes ago, Pasquale for King said: He wore that suit at the Players awards ceremony. It must be photoshopped onto a picture from this event (surely 😱🤷🏾♂️🤔). I can’t see it on Puyols twitter feed either. https://champions-speakers.co.uk/news/champions-win-contract-chinese-government-football-achievers-awards-2019/ It is Martin it was all over his Instagram very strange. Must have a good agent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ToqueJambo Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 This is so bizarre. He does seem to have been training the kids and attending the awards with Gullit, Matheus, McManamen, Kahn and Puyol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboross Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 (edited) He seems to be mates with the guy who runs 'Notari', some Monaco based fashion brand that's sponsoring this, so I guess he's just there on a jolly as part of his sponsors table and got roped into the coaching as part of it? It's still totally surreal seeing him alongside Pirlo and Gullit though. I hope he's regaling them with tale of the famous JTs. Edited July 14, 2019 by Jamboross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whatever Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 Pirlo though. Still utterly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean Louis Valois Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 5 hours ago, Dino Velvet said: He was in Hong Kong recently but you’re right, must be a look alike. It’s 100% him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagey Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 Reckon Pirlo could be the midfielder we’re after! And he’d still be miles quicker than Martin ever was 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franko1874 Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 9 hours ago, indianajones said: One of the strangest photographs ever posted into the internet. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lsimp77 Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 10 hours ago, Jean Louis Valois said: Why on earth is Malaury Martin In this photo? 3 World Cups, 10 European Cups and 4 European Championships between the 7 of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean Louis Valois Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 6 minutes ago, lsimp77 said: 3 World Cups, 10 European Cups and 4 European Championships between the 7 of them. You missed out a penalty against Raith Rovers in that list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1874robbo Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 9 hours ago, i8hibsh said: If it is him (which I doubt) he is dressed like he is in a Shawaddywaddy tribute act. It’s not him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midloth_Iain Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 piled the pounds on, his jacket isnt able to close properly ..... he probably organised the event Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 (edited) 49 minutes ago, Pagey said: Reckon Pirlo could be the midfielder we’re after! And he’d still be miles quicker than Martin ever was 😁 Got that look on his face(Pirlo) he’s let a bit gravy through onto his skegs after an Exchange and Mart. Whats with the joggie style suit troosers though? Looks terrible. Bet the suit is still worth a couple of grand though. Edited July 14, 2019 by Debut 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven_mck Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 10 hours ago, Jean Louis Valois said: I wonder what he added to the conversation when all those legends were chatting about their amazing Careers. His failed 6 month loan deal at Dunfermline maybe? 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven_mck Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Pagey said: Reckon Pirlo could be the midfielder we’re after! And he’d still be miles quicker than Martin ever was 😁 He didn't need to be quick. He just sprayed the ball around when he was regista at Juve. Could still probably play now if he wanted. Edited July 14, 2019 by steven_mck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brunoatemyhamster Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 He's trying the Simon Brodkin thing since his football career stalled. Unless he's been doing it since he started? That actually makes sense now that I think about it. We've been had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 30 minutes ago, 1874robbo said: It’s not him It clearly is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasquale for King Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 8 hours ago, 19/05/2012 said: It is Martin it was all over his Instagram very strange. Must have a good agent Yeah I found photos of the event but it wouldn’t let me share them,I’ve asked him why he was there 😃. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsalldothebeattie Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 Love how when you translate Puyols Instagram post it says “what do you think of this team” he’s clearly never seen the Martin we saw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GavK1012 Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 1 hour ago, 1874robbo said: It’s not him Your username needs to be Mr Magoo 😁😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livi Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 42 minutes ago, Pasquale for King said: Yeah I found photos of the event but it wouldn’t let me share them,I’ve asked him why he was there 😃. Football legends in action #footballachieversacademy #footballachieversawards Lothar Matthäus, Steve McManaman, Malaury Martin and Ruud Gullit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallas Green Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 What alternative reality is this 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboelite Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 (edited) I think i have heatstroke .... Edited July 14, 2019 by Jamboelite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 Makes me think of remi gaillard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnB Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 Definitely a clever bit of photoshopping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Sausage Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 Evidence if needed that it’s not what you know, but who you know. Nepotism rules the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DB-14 Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 (edited) 26 minutes ago, JohnB said: Definitely a clever bit of photoshopping. It’s not photoshopped, he’s coaching over there and that picture above is on Puyol’s own Instagram. Edited July 14, 2019 by SteauaNeedarest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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