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Robbo-Jambo
13 minutes ago, Jambo, Goodbye said:

The only thing he understands what to do at a higher level is to launch TVs from them. 

 

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Inch Hearts
5 minutes ago, Olly Lee's left boot said:

 

 

Or he'd go 5 games without a goal and certain posters would want CL sacked for signing him. 

 

Well Washington has went 3 and nobody has suggested sacking CL because of this so far? 

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Folk keep saying his record in the top flight isn't great but how many games did he actually start?

 

I doubt we'll be signing him but I don't think he'd be a bad player to have.

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Just now, neilnunb said:

Folk keep saying his record in the top flight isn't great but how many games did he actually start?

 

I doubt we'll be signing him but I don't think he'd be a bad player to have.

 

So basically whatever manager he was under didn't rate him enough to start him.

 

You're defending him with another negative point!

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Inch Hearts
1 minute ago, Homme said:

 

So basically whatever manager he was under didn't rate him enough to start him.

 

You're defending him with another negative point!

 

Only at Rangers.  He was a constant starter for Hibs for three years and scored shit loads against Premier teams. 

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Just now, TommiGronlund said:

Just read he was training with us this morning, any truth in that?

 

Would have left Trent Bridge in Nottingham around 10pm last night. Doubtful. 

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TommiGronlund
Just now, Mikey1874 said:

 

Would have left Trent Bridge in Nottingham around 10pm last night. Doubtful. 

Fair enough, was kinda hoping it was'nt true!

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2 hours ago, Whatever said:

 

There’s very little happening, or so it seems, within the club.

 

What exactly are you expecting on this thread?

 

Even if it’s mostly garbage, I enjoy reading the names mentioned on here. 

 

If you don’t, maybe you should stop opening it?

 

Yes sir, sorry to upset you sir.

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2 minutes ago, innerjambo said:

 

Yes sir, sorry to upset you sir.

No upset here.

 

I’m quite happy with the content of the thread :wink:

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Bunny Munro

Would take JC but would equally not be disappointed if it didn't happen.

 

Im more interested in who these 4 midfielders are.

Charlie Adam?

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14 minutes ago, Homme said:

 

So basically whatever manager he was under didn't rate him enough to start him.

 

You're defending him with another negative point!

 

He was a kid at Hibs ffs and brought into a team that was plunging down the league.

 

Noone can argue about his record in the Championship.

 

I have no idea how many games he started at Rangers. Or since.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Robbo-Jambo
14 minutes ago, Barack said:

Succinct & coherent as usual.

Trigger more apt name 😉

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Robbo-Jambo
14 minutes ago, Bunny Munro said:

Would take JC but would equally not be disappointed if it didn't happen.

 

Im more interested in who these 4 midfielders are.

Charlie Adam?

No

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30 minutes ago, Inch Hearts said:

 

Only at Rangers.  He was a constant starter for Hibs for three years and scored shit loads against Premier teams. 

 

I'd take him purely for the niggle factor but he definitely did not score shit loads against premier teams. I can only see him scoring 3 goals and they were all against us in the cup once we were up. 

 

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1 hour ago, dellboy1971 said:

Should Hearts go all out and sign Jason Cummings as I think better that what strikers at club

 

13 years you have been here so fair play to you on not getting emptied in that time 

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heartmussel
23 minutes ago, Robbo-Jambo said:

No

 

38 minutes ago, Bunny Munro said:

Would take JC but would equally not be disappointed if it didn't happen.

 

Im more interested in who these 4 midfielders are.

Charlie Adam?

Charlie Adam has a few offers,making his mind up next week apparently.

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1 hour ago, tokyowalnut said:

He's already signed a deal with Peebles FC. 3 year contract. 

Hearts gave Aidy Whyte a 2 year deal and he is'nt even fit, this guy will torment other team's and get in their face ,only Naismith does this for Hearts when fit, Cummings is a Jambo and would love to wear the shirt,he's no more a gamble than Whighton,who will never make it at Hearts,p.s. McClean is 37 and well passed his sell by date,should never be first team player any longer let him coach the young striker's and make way for a younger man hungry to prove people wrong,  Peebles FC is actually Peebles Rovers FC.

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Just now, heartmussel said:

 

Charlie Adam has a few offers,making his mind up next week apparently.

Played as a trialist for Blackpool the other night so I suspect that’s where he will end up. 

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Jason Cummings - touched by madness. But may be that’s the type of player we need to spark us into life. A go getter a winner. Cummings would do very well in our league / team with the right players around him he’d give us 20+ goals a season.  

 

 

 

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davemclaren
10 minutes ago, soonbe110 said:

Played as a trialist for Blackpool the other night so I suspect that’s where he will end up. 

Played there previously as well so you could well be right. 

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Mr Elwood P
16 minutes ago, soonbe110 said:

Played as a trialist for Blackpool the other night so I suspect that’s where he will end up. 

 

Also played as a trialist for Blackburn so maybe got an offer from them as well?

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i wish jj was my dad
1 hour ago, Olly Lee's left boot said:

 

 

Or he'd go 5 games without a goal and certain arseholes would want CL sacked for signing him. 

This but I FTFY.

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Bazzas right boot
1 hour ago, dellboy1971 said:

Should Hearts go all out and sign Jason Cummings as I think better that what strikers at club

 

 

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Bazzas right boot
Just now, i wish jj was my dad said:

This but I FTFY.

 

I was being polite. 

 

You're more on the money, tho. 

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Lord Beni of Gorgie
1 hour ago, Jambo, Goodbye said:

The only thing he understands what to do at a higher level is to launch TVs from them. 

 

Genuine :lol: moment

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Who_put_the_ball_in...
1 minute ago, Dougie Masterton said:

Sign Cummings and get rid of that big donkey Ikpeazu. 

Oh dear

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i wish jj was my dad
3 minutes ago, Dougie Masterton said:

Sign Cummings and get rid of that big donkey Ikpeazu. 

To be fair they were about the same weight last time I saw Cummings

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Lord Beni of Gorgie

Can't be bothered looking, but how many saying yes to Shankland said no to Cummings. Cummings has always been ahead of my Shankland through the age groups.

 

You could argue Shankland is turning things round, but then Cummings would have the chance to as well.

 

As I posted before, don't think we need him with Washington around, but Cummings did have an uncanny knack of scoring against us. If nothing else it would keep him away from doing that :)

 

 

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3 minutes ago, Sir Gio said:

Can't be bothered looking, but how many saying yes to Shankland said no to Cummings. Cummings has always been ahead of my Shankland through the age groups.

 

You could argue Shankland is turning things round, but then Cummings would have the chance to as well.

 

As I posted before, don't think we need him with Washington around, but Cummings did have an uncanny knack of scoring against us. If nothing else it would keep him away from doing that :)

 

 

 

Being his old man could you not have talked Lawrence into joining Hearts? 

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18 minutes ago, Mr Elwood P said:

 

Also played as a trialist for Blackburn so maybe got an offer from them as well?

Could be but a return to Bloomfield Road would be right up his street. Always said he wants to return to previous club(s) before he retires. 

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Lord Beni of Gorgie
11 minutes ago, Des Lynam said:

 

Being his old man could you not have talked Lawrence into joining Hearts? 

Very observant :)

 

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Bazzas right boot
15 minutes ago, afanderson33 said:

Sometimes I think it's less that people on here are trolls, and more that they're just really thick.

 

Thick trolls?

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1 hour ago, Mr Elwood P said:

 

Also played as a trialist for Blackburn so maybe got an offer from them as well?

 

Blackburn have ruled out signing him

 

Edit seen the other day that they were meant to not be taking it further but he's played another closed doors game for them so might still be on

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24 minutes ago, Olly Lee's left boot said:

 

Thick trolls?

 

With Egg and Fried slice?

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I liked Cummings as a player, as said he had an uncanny knack of putting the boot into us, but I'm unsure about signing anyone who posted videos online under the name "Cumdog"..... 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Dougie Masterton said:

Sign Cummings and get rid of that big donkey Ikpeazu. 

Uche isn’t a big donkey, he’s a carthorse.

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2 hours ago, Dougie Masterton said:

Sign Cummings and get rid of that big donkey Ikpeazu. 

 

 

They would work well together.

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Cruyff Turn
2 hours ago, Dougie Masterton said:

Sign Cummings and get rid of that big donkey Ikpeazu. 

Uche’s no superstar but he’s a magnificent asset to the team. 

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FarmerTweedy
5 hours ago, Horatio Caine said:

I thought CL was looking for a midfielder to cover for Haring - and that's the only signing he's looking to make.  So where's the pointless Cummings chat come from?

CL does have previous for slightly downplaying the number of signings he's looking to make! 

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26 minutes ago, Cruyff Turn said:

Uche’s no superstar but he’s a magnificent asset to the team. 

In what sense? Has no vision, doesn’t pass, can’t finish, doesn’t link, runs out of gas around 30 minutes..........bags of desire, fantastic attitude and a gent, but not a footballer. 

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He’s be a decent signing ability wise for us, but the boys off his head and apparently all egotistical.  Not what we need imho.

He will likely end up back at the girodome.

 

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