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Cory McNamara

V is my second name
'Cause I am active
I spread my will
That's why I'm so effective

 

I'll drink your blood
My shirt is maroon
Should I remind you that?
I'll choke you with no manners
Prepare yourself for horrors of my flood

 

My attack is senseless
I can not hold my hunger
My lust is free
My heart is restless
You can't believe
I thank the Mighty Universe for that
I am repentless

 

I'm not afraid of draws
I'm not afraid of zeroes

Call me an ass-hole
Or some eye bleeding experience
My ass is smart
It's so smart it can bite
Like Freddy in your dreams
Will chase you all night

 

Oh, Hampden, embrace hoofers in maroon
I'm coming closer
Almost at peak
Only bright colors
No time for bleak
My head is cold
But chest is warm
I am so high
That's all I know
Silver Treasure must be won

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Stephane Grappelli
5 hours ago, Cory McNamara said:

V is my second name
'Cause I am active
I spread my will
That's why I'm so effective

 

I'll drink your blood
My shirt is maroon
Should I remind you that?
I'll choke you with no manners
Prepare yourself for horrors of my flood

 

My attack is senseless
I can not hold my hunger
My lust is free
My heart is restless
You can't believe
I thank the Mighty Universe for that
I am repentless

 

I'm not afraid of draws
I'm not afraid of zeroes

Call me an ass-hole
Or some eye bleeding experience
My ass is smart
It's so smart it can bite
Like Freddy in your dreams
Will chase you all night

 

Oh, Hampden, embrace hoofers in maroon
I'm coming closer
Almost at peak
Only bright colors
No time for bleak
My head is cold
But chest is warm
I am so high
That's all I know
Silver Treasure must be won

 

Drivel.

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Geoff the Mince
5 hours ago, Cory McNamara said:

V is my second name
'Cause I am active
I spread my will
That's why I'm so effective

 

I'll drink your blood
My shirt is maroon
Should I remind you that?
I'll choke you with no manners
Prepare yourself for horrors of my flood

 

My attack is senseless
I can not hold my hunger
My lust is free
My heart is restless
You can't believe
I thank the Mighty Universe for that
I am repentless

 

I'm not afraid of draws
I'm not afraid of zeroes

Call me an ass-hole
Or some eye bleeding experience
My ass is smart
It's so smart it can bite
Like Freddy in your dreams
Will chase you all night

 

Oh, Hampden, embrace hoofers in maroon
I'm coming closer
Almost at peak
Only bright colors
No time for bleak
My head is cold
But chest is warm
I am so high
That's all I know
Silver Treasure must be won

:greatpost:

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Weirdly, the line about the ass being smart put me in mind of Shakira and her breasts being like mountains.  Is that wrong?

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It should have been ten

Pish and a wee bit creepy. 

 

Who is V - Vanêcêk? Active and effective, surely no ?

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1 hour ago, Haken said:

Weirdly, the line about the ass being smart put me in mind of Shakira and her breasts being like mountains.  Is that wrong?

I'd have said they're more like medium sized hills.

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22 minutes ago, Lemongrab said:

I'd have said they're more like medium sized hills.

Her lyrics, not mine.  I'm not going to argue with the lass.

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BASIL_HEARTS

He’s our centre half.. he’s ur number 4.. watch him defend and we watch him score. He”ll pass the ball calm as you like.. he’s soapy souttar he’s soapy Souttar? Il get my coat ??

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I must be thick. I prefer

 

"We hop[e your baws drop off, we hope your baws drop off, we hope your baws we hope your baws drop off.

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Paul Shark
9 hours ago, Cory McNamara said:

V is my second name
'Cause I am active
I spread my will
That's why I'm so effective

 

I'll drink your blood
My shirt is maroon
Should I remind you that?
I'll choke you with no manners
Prepare yourself for horrors of my flood

 

My attack is senseless
I can not hold my hunger
My lust is free
My heart is restless
You can't believe
I thank the Mighty Universe for that
I am repentless

 

I'm not afraid of draws
I'm not afraid of zeroes

Call me an ass-hole
Or some eye bleeding experience
My ass is smart
It's so smart it can bite
Like Freddy in your dreams
Will chase you all night

 

Oh, Hampden, embrace hoofers in maroon
I'm coming closer
Almost at peak
Only bright colors
No time for bleak
My head is cold
But chest is warm
I am so high
That's all I know
Silver Treasure must be won

The ability to make people laugh is a wonderful thing and should never be decried.

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3 minutes ago, SE16 3LN said:

I must be thick. I prefer

 

"We hop[e your baws drop off, we hope your baws drop off, we hope your baws we hope your baws drop off.

Followed quickly with  PEENIS, PEENIS, PEENIS !

(Ah the good old days)

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Stephen Muddie
9 minutes ago, Haken said:

Her lyrics, not mine.  I'm not going to argue with the lass.

Didn't she say they were small and humble?

Sorry, even though Shakira is always worth thinking about, it's off topic, so I'll get back on.

Hampden Park, park park, park-park park-park
Hampden Park, park park, park-park park-park
Hampden Park, park park, park-park park-park
Hampden Park
Feck Billy Stark, Stark Stark, Stark-Stark Stark-Stark
Feck Billy Stark, Stark Stark, Stark-Stark Stark-Stark
Feck Billy Stark, Stark Stark, Stark-Stark Stark-Stark
Feck Billy Stark
He's a *****, ***** *****, *****-***** *****-*****
He's a *****, ***** *****, *****-***** *****-*****
He's a *****, ***** *****, *****-***** *****-*****
He's a *****
Feck Scott Brown, Brown Brown, Brown-Brown, Brown-Brown
Feck Scott Brown, Brown Brown, Brown-Brown, Brown-Brown
Feck Scott Brown, Brown Brown, Brown-Brown, Brown-Brown
Put him down
Popcorn teeth, teeth teeth, teeth-teeth teeth-teeth
Popcorn teeth, teeth teeth, teeth-teeth teeth-teeth
Popcorn teeth, teeth teeth, teeth-teeth teeth-teeth
Give him grief
Feck Edouard, Edouard, Edouard-Edouard
Feck Edouard, Edouard, Edouard-Edouard
Feck Edouard, Edouard, Edouard-Edouard
Crunch him hard
Tom Rogic, Rogic, Rogic-Rogic
Tom Rogic, Rogic, Rogic-Rogic
Tom Rogic, Rogic, Rogic-Rogic
He's a prick

And so on and so-forth.

Thank you

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3 minutes ago, Stephen Muddie said:

Didn't she say they were small and humble?

Sorry, even though Shakira is always worth thinking about, it's off topic, so I'll get back on.

Hampden Park, park park, park-park park-park
Hampden Park, park park, park-park park-park
Hampden Park, park park, park-park park-park
Hampden Park
Feck Billy Stark, Stark Stark, Stark-Stark Stark-Stark
Feck Billy Stark, Stark Stark, Stark-Stark Stark-Stark
Feck Billy Stark, Stark Stark, Stark-Stark Stark-Stark
Feck Billy Stark
He's a *****, ***** *****, *****-***** *****-*****
He's a *****, ***** *****, *****-***** *****-*****
He's a *****, ***** *****, *****-***** *****-*****
He's a *****
Feck Scott Brown, Brown Brown, Brown-Brown, Brown-Brown
Feck Scott Brown, Brown Brown, Brown-Brown, Brown-Brown
Feck Scott Brown, Brown Brown, Brown-Brown, Brown-Brown
Put him down
Popcorn teeth, teeth teeth, teeth-teeth teeth-teeth
Popcorn teeth, teeth teeth, teeth-teeth teeth-teeth
Popcorn teeth, teeth teeth, teeth-teeth teeth-teeth
Give him grief
Feck Edouard, Edouard, Edouard-Edouard
Feck Edouard, Edouard, Edouard-Edouard
Feck Edouard, Edouard, Edouard-Edouard
Crunch him hard
Tom Rogic, Rogic, Rogic-Rogic
Tom Rogic, Rogic, Rogic-Rogic
Tom Rogic, Rogic, Rogic-Rogic
He's a prick

And so on and so-forth.

Thank you

Indeed, small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains. 

 

And yet here we are, confusing them with mountains

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9 hours ago, Cory McNamara said:

I'll drink your blood
My shirt is maroon
Should I remind you that?
I'll choke you with no manners
Prepare yourself for horrors of my flood

 

 

Is this part about a rainbow kiss?

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3 minutes ago, Ribble said:

 

Is this part about a rainbow kiss?

And that's the countdown to the lock started... 

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mellors1874

it's was on the field at hampden 

of hope we were bereft 

by the time uche was finished 

there were no defenders left 

 

in the style of trainspotting 2 bit 

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Calebs Grandad
3 hours ago, Haken said:

Weirdly, the line about the ass being smart put me in mind of Shakira and her breasts being like mountains.  Is that wrong?

Absolutely not. 

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Calebs Grandad
1 hour ago, Stephen Muddie said:

Didn't she say they were small and humble?

Sorry, even though Shakira is always worth thinking about, it's off topic, so I'll get back on.

Hampden Park, park park, park-park park-park
Hampden Park, park park, park-park park-park
Hampden Park, park park, park-park park-park
Hampden Park
Feck Billy Stark, Stark Stark, Stark-Stark Stark-Stark
Feck Billy Stark, Stark Stark, Stark-Stark Stark-Stark
Feck Billy Stark, Stark Stark, Stark-Stark Stark-Stark
Feck Billy Stark
He's a *****, ***** *****, *****-***** *****-*****
He's a *****, ***** *****, *****-***** *****-*****
He's a *****, ***** *****, *****-***** *****-*****
He's a *****
Feck Scott Brown, Brown Brown, Brown-Brown, Brown-Brown
Feck Scott Brown, Brown Brown, Brown-Brown, Brown-Brown
Feck Scott Brown, Brown Brown, Brown-Brown, Brown-Brown
Put him down
Popcorn teeth, teeth teeth, teeth-teeth teeth-teeth
Popcorn teeth, teeth teeth, teeth-teeth teeth-teeth
Popcorn teeth, teeth teeth, teeth-teeth teeth-teeth
Give him grief
Feck Edouard, Edouard, Edouard-Edouard
Feck Edouard, Edouard, Edouard-Edouard
Feck Edouard, Edouard, Edouard-Edouard
Crunch him hard
Tom Rogic, Rogic, Rogic-Rogic
Tom Rogic, Rogic, Rogic-Rogic
Tom Rogic, Rogic, Rogic-Rogic
He's a prick

And so on and so-forth.

Thank you

Absolutely beautiful piece of work that simply captures the feelings of us all and transfers them into verse. 

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Cory McNamara
18 hours ago, Jodami said:

Cory, haters may well show their hate here but I am loving this. Well done for putting it up!

 

Thank you and others. I think Craig haters unable to hold themselves too, 'cause they know damn right about whom this all about. Today Craig can sleep peacefully - I'll take all shots : )

 

 

13 hours ago, Stephane Grappelli said:

 

Drivel.

 

Thank you for your time. Don't like? Ok. Thanks for reading and good day.

 

 

13 hours ago, stevieboobs said:

What's a 'hoofer'?

 

I thought about hoofball and hoofballers - to be honest with you. Hoofer is dancer too, so it's more fun.

 

 

12 hours ago, manaliveits105 said:

I preferred The Frog  Vlad but nice to hear from you again

 

He has some cool stuff, I agree. Thank you.

 

 

11 hours ago, It should have been ten said:

Pish and a wee bit creepy. 

 

Who is V - Vanêcêk? Active and effective, surely no ?

 

V is not a persona. It could be a victor, victorious or "something" else - you decide.

 

 

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Cory McNamara
12 hours ago, Boab said:

Some of us will be too pissed up to read that, OP !

Sorry !

 

Why? Can't be...

 

9 hours ago, Ribble said:

"I'll drink your blood
My shirt is maroon
Should I remind you that?
I'll choke you with no manners
Prepare yourself for horrors of my flood"

 

 

Is this part about a rainbow kiss?

 

First of all - reported. And - no, It's your right to interpret, but I thought about the  invincibles, horrifying field and their fall.

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It should have been ten
1 hour ago, Cory McNamara said:

 

V is not a persona. It could be a victor, victorious or "something" else - you decide.

 

 

 

Ahh ok, well in that case I’ll go for “something else” - this guy fits in perfectly on here...

 

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Lord Beni of Gorgie

Celtic sing I don't know why cos after the match their gonna die

 

70s classic 

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