Neon Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 An apparent recent study concludes that fellatio decreases the chances of miscarriage, So guys be careful or not? https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1109794/sex-news-semen-reproduction-recurrent-miscarriage-fertility It is the express bare that in mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 S’pose it’s one way of doing it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 At 9am, I'll be on the plane. Where am I going, you ask? Nowhere, I'm taking 3mm off the living room door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, ri Alban said: At 9am, I'll be on the plane. Where am I going, you ask? Nowhere, I'm taking 3mm off the living room door. I read that in this guy's voice. Edited April 25, 2019 by Governor Tarkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 The next thing we know they will be selling it in a cocktail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Gentleman Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 I keep getting mixed up between fellatio and cunninglingus. I guess I'll just have to suck it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 15 hours ago, FWJ said: S’pose it’s one way of doing it... Bound to be better than cheese and onion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 45 minutes ago, John Gentleman said: I keep getting mixed up between fellatio and cunninglingus I guess I'll just have to suck it up. Just why you had to mention an Irish airline, I’ll never know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: One is a bit of a mouthful and the other is a bit of a tongue twister..... Thanks for just confirming my thoughts that there was absolutely no chance you wouldn’t appear on this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Where was this study 12 years ago☹️ Might have seriously cheered up the wife, she was always spitting mad back then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 1 hour ago, luckyBatistuta said: Where was this study 12 years ago☹️ Might have seriously cheered up the wife, she was always spitting mad back then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 7 minutes ago, Morgan said: 1 minute ago, jonnothejambo said: You could give Herb Alpert and his Tijuana Brass a run for their money as as support act.... LuckyBatistita and his one eyed flute..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T.F.Robertson Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 "i" before "e" except after "c". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 We really need a scientific study that says it aids weight loss and cures split ends...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 (edited) Life's like a blow job, one slip of the tongue and their in the shit. Edited April 25, 2019 by AlimOzturk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodanny Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 2 hours ago, jonnothejambo said: Wait until someone starts a thread on Goblin Teasmades...... Knew a Barmaid like that once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 (edited) 21 hours ago, FWJ said: S’pose it’s one way of doing it... De plane boss, de plane. Edited April 25, 2019 by Seymour M Hersh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodanny Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 35 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: So did I. Probably the same one... Strangely enough she didn't mention you, but then again she never said very much at all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Seymour M Hersh said: De plane boss, de plane. Glastonbury!! Is that really you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 47 minutes ago, whodanny said: Strangely enough she didn't mention you, but then again she never said very much at all... Mmmmmmmuuuummmmm.... 1 minute ago, jonnothejambo said: Indeed. It's rude to talk while you are eating... Eating? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig_ Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 3 hours ago, J.T.F.Robertson said: "i" before "e" except after "c". Fillateo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Just now, Craig_ said: Fillateo? I read that as ‘Subbuteo’ and got more excited than I really should have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodanny Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 9 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Indeed. It's rude to talk while you are eating... Thankfully she took her wallies oot before dining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodanny Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 8 minutes ago, Morgan said: Mmmmmmmuuuummmmm.... Eh.. no, she never mentioned her mum. Too busy eating I suppose, maybe Jonno met her mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodanny Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Gums roond the plums, in layman' terms. More poetry from the JKB laureate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodanny Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 7 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Indeed I did. I can't recall her name but waving a sausage up Rose St has somehow sprung to mind. Or maybe it was marshmallows in a piggy bank. Either way, it wasn't memorable. She did mention you took her for a meal, sausage and marshmallow with a nice malbec. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodanny Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 51 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: No. It was a chocolate muffin followed by a frame of snooker where I managed to sink a few long pinks... I feel a ban coming on. She's gonna ban you ???? !! Noooooo!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Craig_ said: Fillateo? Good player. Box to box midfielder who can create and score goals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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