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Predictable Hearts


kila

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Things Hearts are doing that are all entirely predictable now:

 

-  Long throws into the box  (usually to Berra, and 99% of the time have resulted in nothing)

-  Slow throw ins  (rarely take them short and quick, usually a long throw to be flicked on)

-  Slow to win second balls in general (they don't really win any at the moment!)

-  Long balls to Uche with no one looking to win the second ball (usually no one near him!)

-  Everyone back in the box to defend corners, every single time, for every game, until the end of time...

-  Berra hoofing it 99% of the time

 

... etc ...

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1 minute ago, kila said:

Things Hearts are doing that are all entirely predictable now:

 

-  Long throws into the box  (usually to Berra, and 99% of the time have resulted in nothing)

-  Slow throw ins  (rarely take them short and quick, usually a long throw to be flicked on)

-  Slow to win second balls in general (they don't really win any at the moment!)

-  Long balls to Uche with no one looking to win the second ball (usually no one near him!)

-  Everyone back in the box to defend corners, every single time, for every game, until the end of time...

-  Berra hoofing it 99% of the time

 

... etc ...

 

We must be the easiest team in the league to play against.

 

Opposition team talk must be “It’s Hearts today...That’s it!”.

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