Marvin Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 1 hour ago, ri Alban said: Iron Man The Avengers Fair point. As I said in my post above. Not a fan of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 10 minutes ago, Marvin said: Fair point. As I said in my post above. Not a fan of him. He's did himself proud, the way he's sorted himself out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benny Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 A Clockwork Orange. Mind ten of us all chipping in a pound at work for a pirate video version. Great copy but crap film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 On 31/03/2019 at 22:57, frankblack said: That is a great film with a brilliant soundtrack. People mistake films that are about character relationships rather than strict plots as directionless but that film has superb acting. One of Bill Murray's career highlights. Fair enough if it's not your thing, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankblack Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said: Fair enough if it's not your thing, though. Taste is all that matters but there are enough fans of Lost in Translation to say it isn't a dud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 1 hour ago, benny said: A Clockwork Orange. Mind ten of us all chipping in a pound at work for a pirate video version. Great copy but crap film. Horrendous film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Will Smith's been in a few shockers. Bright - Netflix film and it is just awfum Wild, Wild West. - He turned down the opportunity to be Neo in the Matrix for this role. After earth - utterly awful film. Great actor don't always make great films. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 On 31/03/2019 at 18:07, lauriesrank said: So..... the wife has been having a sunday in front of the telly watching films, and I have now watched an hour of one of the worst ever since troll 2. Well, half watched, it's a bruce willis film called reprisal, has anyone else had to suffer it??? Utter utter utter claptrap!!! A guy just fired 27 shots out of his smith and wesson, which is impressive since I'm sure it only holds 15!! Why didn't I read this thread? Just watched this utter tripe and thought I bet it's listed in here, not just listed but quoted in the op. Rightly so, Willis must be struggling that he took this one on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackLadd Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 I recall attending the Island of Doc Moreau with a g/f in the 90s. She wanted to walk out, I was too busy laughing at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 On 02/04/2019 at 20:51, AlimOzturk said: Will Smith's been in a few shockers. Bright - Netflix film and it is just awfum Wild, Wild West. - He turned down the opportunity to be Neo in the Matrix for this role. After earth - utterly awful film. Great actor don't always make great films. Will Smith is an absolute pain in the arse. Every single second he spends in film feels like a minute. Not half as funny and charming as he thinks he is and almost all his films are unmitigated crap. Thats me being polite. Just watched 'England Is Mine' the Morrissey film. **** me. Dreadful. Another film that paints the north of England as some sort of miserable hellhole populated by bullies and wankers. A shite film with no real point and you learn almost nothing about Morrissey other than he's a bit of a twat, a total smart arse and pretty unlikable. Things we already know. Followed it up with Annihilation. Another stinker. Natalie Portman wanders into the 'shimmer'. Gets attacked by some of the crappest CGI I've seen outside a Netflix Original and then it ends. Shite. Nightshift on a Friday night. Bliss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 4 hours ago, graygo said: Why didn't I read this thread? Just watched this utter tripe and thought I bet it's listed in here, not just listed but quoted in the op. Rightly so, Willis must be struggling that he took this one on. Nae, Glass was pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lauriesrank Posted April 6, 2019 Author Share Posted April 6, 2019 On 31/03/2019 at 20:37, rudi must stay said: I have two that I've sat through both equally bad and appauling : the producers starring Matthew Broderick and The Guru starring Mike Myers Honestly you've been warned Heather graham is the only reason to look at the guru On 31/03/2019 at 21:06, redjambo said: Lost in Translation. I waited all film for something to happen. Nothing did. And folk I was watching it with actually raved about it afterwards. Awful. Yep, lost in translation, I'm still waiting for something to happen, people creamed theirselves about it, must have been something to do with scarlett! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lauriesrank Posted April 6, 2019 Author Share Posted April 6, 2019 Speaking of warning!! CAREFUL, do not watch the remake of pet cemetary, I even cinemad it last night, 12 minutes of sort of action at the very end, nothing else at all, also, the film uses the same macguffin 5 times!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lauriesrank Posted April 6, 2019 Author Share Posted April 6, 2019 On 31/03/2019 at 22:54, Cade said: Oh come on, that's outstanding!!! You should watch cinemasins take on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 5 hours ago, ri Alban said: Nae, Glass was pretty good. With hindsight I probably watched it because Willis was in it but I'm still trying to work out why. He added nothing to the film other than his name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 Freddy v Jason. It's so bad I found it laughable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Jersey_HMFC Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 Prometheus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianajones Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 Only god forgives. Probably one of the worst movies I've seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 The wicker man with Nicholas Cage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Started watching mortal engines tonight, what a massive pile of guff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 16 hours ago, indianajones said: Only god forgives. Probably one of the worst movies I've seen. I like it visually. Marmite film definatly. I couldn't compare it to Drive, although the end is a lot of nonsense (spoiler there) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 My shout as the worst and most repulsive film I've seen is The Master with Joaquin Pheonix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 4 hours ago, rudi must stay said: My shout as the worst and most repulsive film I've seen is The Master with Joaquin Pheonix My circle around the time were a bunch of pseudo intellectual wankers who creamed profusely over that. It very very nearly became the first film I walked out on. Utter utter pish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 (edited) On 06/04/2019 at 01:35, The Brow said: Will Smith is an absolute pain in the arse. Every single second he spends in film feels like a minute. Not half as funny and charming as he thinks he is and almost all his films are unmitigated crap. Thats me being polite. Just watched 'England Is Mine' the Morrissey film. **** me. Dreadful. Another film that paints the north of England as some sort of miserable hellhole populated by bullies and wankers. A shite film with no real point and you learn almost nothing about Morrissey other than he's a bit of a twat, a total smart arse and pretty unlikable. Things we already know. Followed it up with Annihilation. Another stinker. Natalie Portman wanders into the 'shimmer'. Gets attacked by some of the crappest CGI I've seen outside a Netflix Original and then it ends. Shite. Nightshift on a Friday night. Bliss. If you're in a terrible mood the Morrissey film is quite good. If not it's probably not. I recommended it to a workmate and I am regretting that. 51 minutes ago, Thommo414 said: My circle around the time were a bunch of pseudo intellectual wankers who creamed profusely over that. It very very nearly became the first film I walked out on. Utter utter pish Ye they love it. There is a scene in it where he gets a motorbike and is told to ride it and not to stop. And that's supposed to be good writing, and you have a talented actor like Joaquin Pheonix rolling around in the dirt and attacking people It's even worse than the film The Dresser that regularly appears on IPlayer and is truelly awful and pretentious drivel Edited April 7, 2019 by rudi must stay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 On 06/04/2019 at 01:35, The Brow said: Followed it up with Annihilation. Another stinker. Natalie Portman wanders into the 'shimmer'. Gets attacked by some of the crappest CGI I've seen outside a Netflix Original and then it ends. Shite. Good film IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Gods of Egypt. Enough said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor jambo Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 the Unicorn Store an utterly awful performance from Brie Larrsson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor jambo Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Assassins Creed what on earth fassbender was doing in that is beyond me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 6 hours ago, doctor jambo said: Assassins Creed what on earth fassbender was doing in that is beyond me He often picks guff. Shame's rubbish as is Tresspass Against Us and I've heard The Snowman is dreadful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor jambo Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 1 hour ago, rudi must stay said: He often picks guff. Shame's rubbish as is Tresspass Against Us and I've heard The Snowman is dreadful Didn’t Finnish the snowman, horrendous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor jambo Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 13 hours ago, ri Alban said: Gods of Egypt. Enough said. Loved it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 2 hours ago, rudi must stay said: He often picks guff. Shame's rubbish as is Tresspass Against Us and I've heard The Snowman is dreadful Trespass is ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 4 hours ago, Dino Velvet said: Trespass is ok. Was a load of rubbish But yes, worse films are on this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 On 07/04/2019 at 01:06, King prawn said: Anything with Nicholas Cage Awful actor, Kp. He doesn't really ruin films he's in as they're all terrible anyway. He can't act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 10 hours ago, doctor jambo said: Loved it Horses for courses. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb102 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 9 hours ago, martoon said: Awful actor, Kp. He doesn't really ruin films he's in as they're all terrible anyway. He can't act. Coppola’s nephew. This explains why he still works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 34 minutes ago, jb102 said: Coppola’s nephew. This explains why he still works. Exactly, jb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 On 08/04/2019 at 05:30, ri Alban said: Gods of Egypt. Enough said. Did that not have Gerard Butler in it? First sign of an utterly shite movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, Thommo414 said: Did that not have Gerard Butler in it? First sign of an utterly shite movie Good Paisley boy and 300 is magic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punks No Deid Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 On 07/04/2019 at 01:06, King prawn said: The wicker man with Nicholas Cage Ghost Rider with Nicholas Cage is unbelievably bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 12 minutes ago, Thommo414 said: Did that not have Gerard Butler in it? First sign of an utterly shite movie Good in the Vanishing apparently with Peter Mullen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 1 minute ago, rudi must stay said: Good in the Vanishing apparently with Peter Mullen Law abiding citizen too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 (edited) A lot of people hate Tom Green however i honestly think the guys a comedy genius. Freddie Got Fingered is the funniest film I have ever seen and even when i watch it again I am in tears of laughter. Can't believe how slaughtered it got in the ratings when released even now the majority of people hate the film. Films like road trip, Stealing Harvard and his MTV show are brilliant as well. Edited April 9, 2019 by AlimOzturk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 23 minutes ago, ri Alban said: Good Paisley boy and 300 is magic! I thought 300 was pish tbf. Starring Gerard Butler and directed by Zack Snyder? Not for me. 12 minutes ago, ri Alban said: Law abiding citizen too. Admittedly LAC was brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor jambo Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 5 hours ago, jb102 said: Coppola’s nephew. This explains why he still works. I liked Con Air. and face/off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomuzz Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Another Nicholas cage one, now all his films I find are quite bad but in a good way. Untill I decided to watch a fairly new one on Netflix. Released 2018 called "211" I can honestly to this day say I've never watched a movie that bad in my life, the acting was horrendously bad. Honestly please just watch it for the sheer experience of seeing something so bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 1 hour ago, doctor jambo said: I liked Con Air. and face/off Add the rock to that list as well please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor jambo Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 5 minutes ago, superjack said: Add the rock to that list as well please? And raising Arizona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 4 minutes ago, doctor jambo said: And raising Arizona Leaving Las Vegas, City of Angels and gone in 60 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adambraejambo Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 18 minutes ago, ri Alban said: Leaving Las Vegas, City of Angels and gone in 60 seconds. Lord of War I thought was better than average. Kick-ass although whole film silly it suited him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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