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I love the way that the other striker initially hangs about to create the illusion of being the last man.

 

Simplicity personified.

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Mr Elwood P
44 minutes ago, Maroon Sailor said:

 

 

Austin McPhee will be adding that to our repertoire. Don't think Uche is the player to hide in the opposition goal though.

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Do The Dance

Lee Miller tried to do it at Easter Road. Was pulled down by the goalie, no penalty given.

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The Treasurer
15 hours ago, Mr Elwood P said:

 

Austin McPhee will be adding that to our repertoire. Don't think Uche is the player to hide in the opposition goal though.

Olly Lee would be ideal for that, he's capable of hiding for 90 minutes

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Mid Calder Jambo
16 hours ago, Mr Elwood P said:

 

Austin McPhee will be adding that to our repertoire. Don't think Uche is the player to hide in the opposition goal though.

 

You could see big Uche on the moon with a decent telescope.

 

That goal was hilarious by the way.

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2 minutes ago, Mid Calder Jambo said:

 

You could see big Uche on the moon with a decent telescope.

 

That goal was hilarious by the way.

could you imagine the keepers fear if he saw uche powering towards hom

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45 minutes ago, The Treasurer said:

Olly Lee would be ideal for that, he's capable of hiding for 90 minutes

:rofl:

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Maroon Sailor

Would never have happened in the old days. Keepers used to just drop volley the ball from their hands and punt it in to orbit like Peter McCloy used to do.

 

8:52

 

 

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On 13/03/2019 at 14:47, The Treasurer said:

Olly Lee would be ideal for that, he's capable of hiding for 90 minutes

 

Thread has nothing to do with Hearts. Don’t let that stop you having a pop at a Hearts player though :facepalm:

 

 

On topic: Why the **** did his teammates not let him know he was hovering about like that?

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On 13/03/2019 at 14:47, The Treasurer said:

Olly Lee would be ideal for that, he's capable of hiding for 90 minutes

With Lee's pace, the keeper could have put the ball down, read the chapter of a book and managed to work out what Brexit is all about before he was anywhere near him. 

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17 minutes ago, iantjambo said:

 

Thread has nothing to do with Hearts. Don’t let that stop you having a pop at a Hearts player though :facepalm:

 

 

On topic: Why the **** did his teammates not let him know he was hovering about like that?

Oh dry your eyes mate, stop being so precious. 

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11 minutes ago, Jocam2325 said:

Oh dry your eyes mate, stop being so precious. 

 

Aye, cool mate ??

 

I'll leave you to slagging off a Hearts player in a thread about a goal scored in a match between Carlisle and Notts County.

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Samuel Camazzola

I remember before the laws were changed to offer goalies more protection, Andy Dibble had the ball nodded out of his palm when he was about to play it. 

 

I'm sure he was in goal for Man City v Nottingham Forest. 

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3 minutes ago, Samuel Camazzola said:

I remember before the laws were changed to offer goalies more protection, Andy Dibble had the ball nodded out of his palm when he was about to play it. 

 

I'm sure he was in goal for Man City v Nottingham Forest. 

 

 

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The Treasurer
15 hours ago, iantjambo said:

 

Thread has nothing to do with Hearts. Don’t let that stop you having a pop at a Hearts player though :facepalm:

 

 

On topic: Why the **** did his teammates not let him know he was hovering about like that?

FFS

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The Treasurer
6 minutes ago, iantjambo said:

 

Exactly what I thought when I read your post earlier.

Read my post properly.

If you did you'd see it was a tongue in cheek response to a tongue in cheek post about Uche hiding behind the keeper.

Not difficult to understand, unless of course you'd mislaid your sense of humour

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2 minutes ago, The Treasurer said:

Read my post properly.

If you did you'd see it was a tongue in cheek response to a tongue in cheek post about Uche hiding behind the keeper.

Not difficult to understand, unless of course you'd mislaid your sense of humour

 

My sense of humour is fine.

 

All I saw was an unnecessary dig at a Hearts player in a thread with no Hearts content. If I've misinterpreted your post then I apologize for that.

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The Treasurer
4 minutes ago, iantjambo said:

 

My sense of humour is fine.

 

All I saw was an unnecessary dig at a Hearts player in a thread with no Hearts content. If I've misinterpreted your post then I apologize for that.

No problem, never realised you were so sensitive Olly *

 

* that was a joke :D

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Just now, The Treasurer said:

No problem, never realised you were so sensitive Olly *

 

* that was a joke :D

 

Touche :D

 

Dick! *

 

*Also a joke :)

 

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18 hours ago, iantjambo said:

 

Aye, cool mate ??

 

I'll leave you to slagging off a Hearts player in a thread about a goal scored in a match between Carlisle and Notts County.

Oh dear. Sorry to upset you. It was just a wee bit banter. You know like the "Uche is so hard he....." or when Big Dave McPherson used to charge up the park to the donkey noise from his own fans. A wee bit banter. You poor wee precious soul. 

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19 hours ago, Maroon Sailor said:

Would never have happened in the old days. Keepers used to just drop volley the ball from their hands and punt it in to orbit like Peter McCloy used to do.

 

8:52

 

 

Whats with all the wee cars parked round the pitch haha

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11 minutes ago, Jocam2325 said:

Oh dear. Sorry to upset you. It was just a wee bit banter. You know like the "Uche is so hard he....." or when Big Dave McPherson used to charge up the park to the donkey noise from his own fans. A wee bit banter. You poor wee precious soul. 

 

Are you ok?

 

You seem a lot more offended by my post than I was of yours.

 

You need a hug or something?

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Just now, iantjambo said:

 

Are you ok?

 

You seem a lot more offended by my post than I was of yours.

 

You need a hug or something?

great thanks. Didn't think I came across as upset in the least but still nice bit of deflection. Have a good day. Have the last word if you like too. 

 

Cheers

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Jambo, Goodbye
On 13/03/2019 at 08:14, Jamboelite said:

Why the **** didnt his team mates give him a shout.

That's what i thought,  I wouldn't be blaming the keeper,  his gormless teammates should have been screaming at him to warn him!

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The Treasurer
15 minutes ago, Bainy said:

Whats with all the wee cars parked round the pitch haha

Those were for disabled fans.

Used to be a common sight back in the day.

 

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10 minutes ago, Jocam2325 said:

great thanks. Didn't think I came across as upset in the least but still nice bit of deflection. Have a good day. Have the last word if you like too. 

 

Cheers

 

Deflection from what? :lol:

 

If you look back, you’ll see that I conceded that I may have misinterpreted The Treasurers post. You, however decided to keep it going.

 

Hope you also have a good day.

 

Thanks for the final word :)

 

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Dallas Green

While I don't mind them as a club, their stadium is a shitehole. 

 

It's a bog in the rain and their stands don't line up which causes the newer one to start at around the penatly spot and run past the goal line at the other end by about 12 yards.

 

I assume this was done as part of a planned redevelopment on the stadium that never went ahead. Just looks utterly stupid ?

 

Back to that goal, wtf were the opposition players doing by just standing around not giving their keeper a shout!

 

Edit: Found a pic.

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2 hours ago, The Treasurer said:

Those were for disabled fans.

Used to be a common sight back in the day.

 

I see very intersting. Showing my youth here. :-)

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Maroon Sailor
3 hours ago, Bainy said:

Whats with all the wee cars parked round the pitch haha

 

2 hours ago, The Treasurer said:

Those were for disabled fans.

Used to be a common sight back in the day.

 

 

They were called Invacars.

 

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I remember them behind the goals not along the side as in that match

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On 13/03/2019 at 15:19, Boris said:

Shay Given, only Irishman who doesn't know where Dublin is!

 

 

I'm sure Ray Houghton would struggle too :D 

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