Guest Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 On 15/02/2019 at 08:29, tian447 said: Can't believe no-one has posted Beniuseless yet! Would get my vote for the derby. His first game I think. Parachuted straight into the team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chico1874 Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Christian Nade away to Zagreb ! ran about 20 yards the whole game, sweating like a pig! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chico1874 Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 1 hour ago, My half sister said: Surprised no one has mentioned the goal machine that is Connor Sammon. Pick any game he has played The one v Maltese pub team! He did score that night though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McStumpy Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 David Hagen. Was billed as a winger but I can’t recall him beating a full back on any occasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussAsia Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 The answer is Mo Berthe.. The funny thing is that I can't even remember why he was that bad.. I just remember my feelings of disbelief watching him play for Hearts and ever since that day I have always answered his name to this type of question.. Another shocker was Steven Pressley in a cup game at Falkirk.. we lost 4-0.. they had a really fast striker and Pressley kept a high line.. think we were 4 down in half an hour.. nobody came off looking that good but it was Pressley who was organising the defence and by the time he worked out what was happening we were out the cup.. Think it might have been Gordon's first game for us.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JyTees Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Not read the thread, sorry, but has anyone mentioned John Miller? The only player in a Hearts strip I've ever voiced disgust with. Horrific. Further out his depth than Callachan. And that's saying something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JyTees Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Just read the rest of the thread and reminded of Andy Watson. I take my previous post back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 34 minutes ago, JyTees said: Not read the thread, sorry, but has anyone mentioned John Miller? The only player in a Hearts strip I've ever voiced disgust with. Horrific. Further out his depth than Callachan. And that's saying something. You don't mean John Millar, the midfielder we got from Blackburn? Was there a John Miller as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newton51 Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Danny amankwaa in league cup semi v Celtic. Biggest game of the season and replaces Naismith when injured. Shocking performance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 8 hours ago, RussAsia said: The answer is Mo Berthe.. The funny thing is that I can't even remember why he was that bad.. I just remember my feelings of disbelief watching him play for Hearts and ever since that day I have always answered his name to this type of question.. Another shocker was Steven Pressley in a cup game at Falkirk.. we lost 4-0.. they had a really fast striker and Pressley kept a high line.. think we were 4 down in half an hour.. nobody came off looking that good but it was Pressley who was organising the defence and by the time he worked out what was happening we were out the cup.. Think it might have been Gordon's first game for us.. To be fair to Pressley, the real culprit was Levein for playing a high line against Colin Samuel. But yeah, Pressley should have been more reactive sooner. And it was Gordon’s second game, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J80MBO Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Fabien leclercq and leigh jenkinson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J80MBO Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 (edited) 8 hours ago, JyTees said: Not read the thread, sorry, but has anyone mentioned John Miller? The only player in a Hearts strip I've ever voiced disgust with. Horrific. Further out his depth than Callachan. And that's saying something. Football game of opinion as we know...I liked John Millar mate haha Edited February 17, 2019 by J80MBO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BM1874 Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 13 hours ago, chico1874 said: The one v Maltese pub team! He did score that night though! And got one of the man of the matche awards! Boo’d To an extent I’ve never seen when that was announced I was in the Gorgie suite that nigt and he looked beyond shellshocked when he came in afterwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVB Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 13 hours ago, chico1874 said: Christian Nade away to Zagreb ! ran about 20 yards the whole game, sweating like a pig! I forgot about that one. Julian Brellier also had a mare away in Europe got booked for wearing an ear ring then sent off for a second yellow about two minutes later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 On 16/02/2019 at 10:31, King prawn said: Ludek Straceny .. subbed on at half time - got booked then hooked again for being so bad with 15 minutes to go iirc. Is the correct answer. Came on to post this myself. Sub gets subbed really encapsulates his ability. He MUST have been some sort of tax cheat thingy in the Romanov era as he clearly had only been taught about fitba that morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott980612 Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Paul McCallum vs ICT semi final Absolute woeful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluesy1874 Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Colin doyle against Motherwell. That's the worst attempt by a keeper to gather a ball I have seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Dunphy Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Bluesy1874 said: Colin doyle against Motherwell. That's the worst attempt by a keeper to gather a ball I have seen. Behave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Shaughnessy vs Motherwell Absolute loser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 10 minutes ago, Bluesy1874 said: Colin doyle against Motherwell. That's the worst attempt by a keeper to gather a ball I have seen. Worst? Ever? Get a grip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 12 minutes ago, Morgan said: Worst? Ever? Get a grip. Yip, can't have seen many games if he thinks that was the worst ever goalkeeping error. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andythejambo Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 On 15/02/2019 at 16:40, grumpy rebus said: Pick almost any team from the late 70’’s or early 80’s (pre Doddie) and there are plenty Brian McNeil, Archie White, Bobby Masterton and Stewart Gauld spring to mind. Was as a hard time to be a Jambo What....? Nobody has mentioned Pat McShane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boag1874 Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 3 hours ago, Scott980612 said: Paul McCallum vs ICT semi final Absolute woeful Thats mine too. Up there with our worst ever players imo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Mulk Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Maybe not quite the worst, but Adao was terrible against Hibs at the end of last season. We won, so didn't matter too much, but he was stinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Jeff said: Shaughnessy vs Motherwell Absolute loser Who the **** scouted this guy and thought ‘there’s a player?’ I was reading a bit about him just now and apparently he started as a midfielder at Reading. He doesn’t look like a midfielder, he doesn’t look like a centre back either and I can’t believe he’s been part of the first team squad at Leeds. Can only assume they were down on numbers due to injuries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Jambo-Jimbo said: Yip, can't have seen many games if he thinks that was the worst ever goalkeeping error. Exactly. I raise you Zibi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benny Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 4 hours ago, Scott980612 said: Paul McCallum vs ICT semi final Absolute woeful Callum Paterson was rotten that day as well. He had a plenty of chances to cross the ball and hardly found a man with one.Especially in the extra time period. Bad day all round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Dusk_Till_Dawn said: Who the **** scouted this guy and thought ‘there’s a player?’ I was reading a bit about him just now and apparently he started as a midfielder at Reading. He doesn’t look like a midfielder, he doesn’t look like a centre back either and I can’t believe he’s been part of the first team squad at Leeds. Can only assume they were down on numbers due to injuries. He's absolutely horrific. Didn't do any of the basics today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpy rebus Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 3 hours ago, andythejambo said: What....? Nobody has mentioned Pat McShane Thanks Andy. I think I had blocked him out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haveyouheard 22 Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 That kid we had on loan fae Liverpool he was a joke and his Pen against ICT was a disgrace I may add John Miller was a cracking player IMO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 10 hours ago, haveyouheard 22 said: That kid we had on loan fae Liverpool he was a joke and his Pen against ICT was a disgrace I may add John Miller was a cracking player IMO I think you've got the loanee mixed up. Ngoo was on loan from Liverpool, scored in normal time to equalise and also scored a pen to send us through (2013). McCallum (from West Ham) played in 2014 semi where he had a howler and missed a pen. Funnily, his name cropped up on Soccer Saturday at the weekend as he scored twice for the Non-League side he is now with. Seems to have found his level as it was quoted he has scored around 20 goals this season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Turn Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 Zaliukas v Osasuna Utterly clueless, like he’d never actually played a game of football in his life. Turned out no no too bad though, must’ve just been nervous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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