wanderer Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Was watching "Ali" last night and when he fights George Foreman in the Rumble in the Jungle, the crowd chant "Ali Bomaye, Ali Bomaye!!!"...Which apparently translates to "Ali Kill/Destroy him". Was thinking how appropriate a chant of "UCHE BOMAYE, UCHE BOMAYE" would be, given he is the destroyer of men... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamhammer Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 47 minutes ago, wigwam123 said: Was watching "Ali" last night and when he fights George Foreman in the Rumble in the Jungle, the crowd chant "Ali Bomaye, Ali Bomaye!!!"...Which apparently translates to "Ali Kill/Destroy him". Was thinking how appropriate a chant of "UCHE BOMAYE, UCHE BOMAYE" would be, given he is the destroyer of men... Gets my vote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 How about... Ohhh Uche You're really good at holding off defenders And your strength is very impressive. But sometimes it's betterrrrrr To just play a quick ball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrB1to4 Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, Sooperstar said: How about... Ohhh Uche You're really good at holding off defenders And your strength is very impressive. But sometimes it's betterrrrrr To just play a quick ball Doesn't rhyme. Can't see it catching it on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambali Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 1 hour ago, MrB1to4 said: Doesn't rhyme. Can't see it catching it on. Better than the other one though!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrB1to4 Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 4 minutes ago, jambali said: Better than the other one though!! I'll look forward to your solo on Sunday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky jamboa Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 I've got a better one, to the song of the hokey cokey. Nice and simple! Ohhhh uche uche uche Ohhhh uche uche uche Ohhhh uche uche uche He'll knock the hibees out out out Repeat! I'll get me coat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Ikpeazu, Ikpeazu... To the tune of "Pie Jesu". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7628mm Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 1 minute ago, martoon said: Ikpeazu, Ikpeazu... To the tune of "Pie Jesu". Old school here I would simply go with UCHE UCHE instead of BUSBY BUSBY with the associated fist pumps Sometimes simple is best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 35 minutes ago, Paulp74 said: I've got a better one, to the song of the hokey cokey. Nice and simple! Ohhhh uche uche uche Ohhhh uche uche uche Ohhhh uche uche uche He'll knock the hibees out out out Repeat! I'll get me coat! That's actually not too bad! First time I've ever praised a song effort on JKB! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky jamboa Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Jambos_1874 said: That's actually not too bad! First time I've ever praised a song effort on JKB! Thanks! ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toggie88 Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 (edited) I've been thinking about this for a while. I feel like something to the tune of No Roots by Alice Merton would work well. We've got big Uche, 'n now your defenders on the ground We've got big Uche, 'n now your defenders on the ground We've got big Ooo ooo ooch! We've got big Ooo ooo ooch! and repeat. Edited February 8, 2019 by Toggie88 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 27 minutes ago, Toggie88 said: I've been thinking about this for a while. I feel like something to the tune of No Roots by Alice Merton would work well. We've got big Uche, 'n now your defenders on the ground We've got big Uche, 'n now your defenders on the ground We've got big Ooo ooo ooch! We've got big Ooo ooo ooch! and repeat. Brilliant but don't know if our tone deaf supporters would manage that one haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull's-eye Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 What about "booooooooooooooooooooo yer Shite, gtf" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toggie88 Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 17 minutes ago, chester copperpot said: Brilliant but don't know if our tone deaf supporters would manage that one haha Would need the singing section to get it going at first, like the Olly Lee song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 19 minutes ago, Artful Dodger said: What about "booooooooooooooooooooo yer Shite, gtf" genuine LOL moment there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubyruby Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 (edited) Harry posted on insta story a video of Uche in his tighty whiteys doing sit ups.oooft. Edited February 8, 2019 by rubyruby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Shillyshally Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 The Uche Bouncy does the trick perfectly well...ooohhh Uche, Uche, Uche, Uche na na na na na na. Repeat ad nauseum. Union Flag optional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It should have been ten Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 (edited) “Ohhh Uchi, Uchi You’ve got more style than Gucci All the famous agree The maroon and white suits ye...” Edited February 8, 2019 by It should have been ten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Barack said: The Singing Section Choir, would've been ideal for this. Sadly, it'll never be. they can't all have hit puberty in a few months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 What about Uche's gonna get you Uche's gonna get you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bubblebeard Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 To Wild World by Cat Stevens oh Uche Uche Ikpeazu.... You’d better watch out, he’s gonna smash you... I've gotta be honest. I’ve not really thought this one through. First line is absolutely solid though. I stand by that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackLadd Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 There's no Limits song. Uche, Uche Uche, Uchey... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Uches on fire your defence is terrified. Now . For most players this has been sang about nonsense. Not Uche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bambo Badonde Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 To the tune of the Romelu Lukaku song https://youtu.be/TKbcJ3lgIq0 Ucheeeee Ikpeazuuuuu He gets the fans excited We’ve learnt from Man United Whats right & what is wrong When singing a football song repeat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It should have been ten Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, JackLadd said: There's no Limits song. Uche, Uche Uche, Uchey... Good shout and the actual tune played for goal music 1 hour ago, Sir Gio said: Uches on fire your defence is terrified. Now . For most players this has been sang about nonsense. Not Uche This ?? Edited February 9, 2019 by It should have been ten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 Uche Uche Uche to the sound of Rudi Rudi Rudi should do the job just fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bambo Badonde Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 To the tune of the Addams Family song: Duh-Duh-Duh-Duh (Click Click) Duh-Duh-Duh-Duh (Click Click) Duh-Duh-Duh-Duh Duh-Duh-Duh-Duh Duh-Duh-Duh-Duh (Click Click) He's classy and he's stocky Mysterious and cocky He's a Jambo Rocky He's Ikpeazu Duh-Duh-Duh-Duh (Click Click) Duh-Duh-Duh-Duh (Click Click) Duh-Duh-Duh-Duh Duh-Duh-Duh-Duh Duh-Duh-Duh-Duh (Click Click) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Dunphy Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 Yeah, Uche already has a song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 3 minutes ago, Phil Dunphy said: Yeah, Uche already has a song. Lafferty had a couple Song police Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Dunphy Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 4 minutes ago, Sir Gio said: Lafferty had a couple Song police And none of them were as chronic as some of the suggestions in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 Just now, Phil Dunphy said: And none of them were as chronic as some of the suggestions in here. Really just a bit of fun these threads. Haven't heard many tunes out of this forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambokev Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 3 hours ago, red said: Uche Uche Uche to the sound of Rudi Rudi Rudi should do the job just fine Already sung on Wednesday when Uche was warming up and when he came on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Section Q Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 UCHE UCHE UCHE..........Oi Oi Oi.......! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdav Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 What are the Man Utd fans singing to the tube of Waterfall by the Stone Roses? Cracking tune. Can some witty Lyricist not come up with something to that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 (edited) Oh, Austin says We will play him with Steve McLean Oh words just can't describe When we see him in maroon and white. Built like a tank, Says Neil Lennon's a wank. He's loved by me and you, Uche Ikpeazu. (I've just repeated the first verse from the Kyle Lafferty song, I've no idea why they went with Austin rather than Levein.) Edited February 9, 2019 by Stupid Sexy Flanders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 20 hours ago, Barack said: Uche kill Morelos Uche kill Morelos Na na na na... Or... Uche kill Bartley, or Broony, or Craigy... Have you considered going into the T shirt business? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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