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I got an email from wee Ling, offering holidays.

 

some posters will remember her from being on Dragon's Den. She didn't get a dragon, but went on to have a decent business in Car Leasing.

 

If you ever go on any of her websites, you'll get a laugh as they are bizarrely amusing, totally different to any competitors.

 

so needless to say, her new site is the same. (I've bought an old Boeing 727* :eek:)

 

I have never leased from her, but her company is always worth a look. even just to see the websites. :smile:

 

https://www.lingswings.com/get-a-holiday

https://www.lingscars.com/personal-car-leasing

 

Can I quote for your next holiday? Any holiday, anywhere. I've got extra Duty-Free discounts to give away and free badges for customers who've tried LINGsCARS in the past. You know I'll do my best for you. I can undercut all the official prices.

I've bought an old Boeing 727*, and have 3 experienced Geordie girls waiting to offer the best/cheapest/most fantastic holidays.

Fill in my form, tell me where you want to go, and let me do a quote. Fly or Cruise.

NO OBLIGATION, of course. https://www.lingswings.com/v/cr925lhbyai

It's UNIQUE, it's CHEAPER, it's BETTER, it's FASTER, it's EXCITING, it's GREAT, it's QUALITY, it's WILD, it's WONDERFUL, it's MORE FUN!

Ling

 

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Just looked at the website. 

 

Not sure I would book or buy anything from a website that looked like that.  

 

I would more likely run a virus check afterward. 

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8 minutes ago, Paolo said:

Just looked at the website. 

 

Not sure I would book or buy anything from a website that looked like that.  

 

I would more likely run a virus check afterward. 

:lol:

certainly different.

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23 hours ago, Tommy Brown said:

I got an email from wee Ling, offering holidays.

 

some posters will remember her from being on Dragon's Den. She didn't get a dragon, but went on to have a decent business in Car Leasing.

 

If you ever go on any of her websites, you'll get a laugh as they are bizarrely amusing, totally different to any competitors.

 

so needless to say, her new site is the same. (I've bought an old Boeing 727* :eek:)

 

I have never leased from her, but her company is always worth a look. even just to see the websites. :smile:

 

https://www.lingswings.com/get-a-holiday

https://www.lingscars.com/personal-car-leasing

 

Can I quote for your next holiday? Any holiday, anywhere. I've got extra Duty-Free discounts to give away and free badges for customers who've tried LINGsCARS in the past. You know I'll do my best for you. I can undercut all the official prices.

I've bought an old Boeing 727*, and have 3 experienced Geordie girls waiting to offer the best/cheapest/most fantastic holidays.

Fill in my form, tell me where you want to go, and let me do a quote. Fly or Cruise.

NO OBLIGATION, of course. https://www.lingswings.com/v/cr925lhbyai

It's UNIQUE, it's CHEAPER, it's BETTER, it's FASTER, it's EXCITING, it's GREAT, it's QUALITY, it's WILD, it's WONDERFUL, it's MORE FUN!

Ling

 

Not sure I'd board any plane described in such a manner, unless Ling also runs a "submersible body recovery business"

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23 hours ago, Tommy Brown said:

I got an email from wee Ling, offering holidays.

 

some posters will remember her from being on Dragon's Den. She didn't get a dragon, but went on to have a decent business in Car Leasing.

 

If you ever go on any of her websites, you'll get a laugh as they are bizarrely amusing, totally different to any competitors.

 

so needless to say, her new site is the same. (I've bought an old Boeing 727* :eek:)

 

I have never leased from her, but her company is always worth a look. even just to see the websites. :smile:

 

https://www.lingswings.com/get-a-holiday

https://www.lingscars.com/personal-car-leasing

 

Can I quote for your next holiday? Any holiday, anywhere. I've got extra Duty-Free discounts to give away and free badges for customers who've tried LINGsCARS in the past. You know I'll do my best for you. I can undercut all the official prices.

I've bought an old Boeing 727*, and have 3 experienced Geordie girls waiting to offer the best/cheapest/most fantastic holidays.

Fill in my form, tell me where you want to go, and let me do a quote. Fly or Cruise.

NO OBLIGATION, of course. https://www.lingswings.com/v/cr925lhbyai

It's UNIQUE, it's CHEAPER, it's BETTER, it's FASTER, it's EXCITING, it's GREAT, it's QUALITY, it's WILD, it's WONDERFUL, it's MORE FUN!

Ling

 

 

Opened and closed instantly. Would never trust for a second any site that looks like that. It's like some dodgy pop up windows from the 90s.

 

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26 minutes ago, doctor jambo said:

Not sure I'd board any plane described in such a manner, unless Ling also runs a "submersible body recovery business"

 

You’ll be fine, it’s piloted by her cousin We Tu Lo and maintenance carried out by her uncle Sum Ting Wong. 

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They're just acting as a reseller for Hays Travel so if anything you would be better off going direct to Hays.

 

It'll most likely go the same way as most of her other companies (5/6 are out of business) and even her leasing company isn't exactly 'UK's favourite leasing company' as she puts it, turnover is c1.5m so with a monthly lease costing say £275 that would give her c450 customers!

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On 06/02/2019 at 13:25, Marvin said:

Too many flashy adverts for my liking and it just looks dodgy.

Bought an old Boeing 727, im out.

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2 hours ago, IronJambo said:

Leased a car through her a few years ago. Was all very decent. I don't think I even had to speak to anyone.

I love her leasing site, mental.

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On 07/02/2019 at 19:45, IronJambo said:

Leased a car through her a few years ago. Was all very decent. I don't think I even had to speak to anyone.

 

So did I. She is different, but totally legit. Even sent me wee Chinese sweeties in the post.

 

Not sure I'd fly Ling Air though...

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