Blackpool tae Gorgie Posted February 3, 2019 Author Share Posted February 3, 2019 9 hours ago, Hector Riva said: Just sold my homing pigeon on e- bay for the 13th time. Boom boom! Braw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpool tae Gorgie Posted February 3, 2019 Author Share Posted February 3, 2019 9 hours ago, davemclaren said: I worked regularly down in Lytham for a couple of years and it’s surprising how many Scots live in that part of the world. Once saw Colin Hendry in a pub. ? He stayed in lytham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpool tae Gorgie Posted February 3, 2019 Author Share Posted February 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Morgan said: Wizard post. well you are welcome to pop in to the dog and partridge Lytham road Blackpool or better still Ryries before a Hearts home game and I will tell you exactly what I am talking about. Next Sunday be in Ryries coming off 1-15 train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 5 minutes ago, Blackpool tae Gorgie said: well you are welcome to pop in to the dog and partridge Lytham road Blackpool or better still Ryries before a Hearts home game and I will tell you exactly what I am talking about. Next Sunday be in Ryries coming off 1-15 train. Thanks ? Not really sure why I am getting this invite though. The post of mine which you quoted was in direct response to @chester copperpot and was on a totally unrelated topic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INNERLEITHEN HMFC 1874 Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 2 hours ago, chester copperpot said: No idea mate.......Have no idea what the buggery you are t 2 hours ago, chester copperpot said: No idea mate.......Have no idea what the buggery you are talking about. He's a bit like a mythical character. Like all those folk at Hogwarts. alking about. He's a bit like a mythical character. Like all those folk at Hogwarts. Would be a bit carefull here I know the guy and trust me he is not the type of guy you slag.He is mid 60s now ex sas and does not give a f k about about anyone.Seen him do guys half his age.Never looks for trouble he enjoys a laugh laugh more than anything.Yep he may exaggerate a wee bit but what he says does happen.He loves the Hearts and would die for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpool tae Gorgie Posted February 3, 2019 Author Share Posted February 3, 2019 12 minutes ago, Morgan said: Thanks ? Not really sure why I am getting this invite though. The post of mine which you quoted was in direct response to @chester copperpot and was on a totally unrelated topic! Sorry not done intentionally really sorry.hope you accept my apologies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, INNERLEITHEN HMFC 1874 said: Would be a bit carefull here I know the guy and trust me he is not the type of guy you slag.He is mid 60s now ex sas and does not give a f k about about anyone.Seen him do guys half his age.Never looks for trouble he enjoys a laugh laugh more than anything.Yep he may exaggerate a wee bit but what he says does happen.He loves the Hearts and would die for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Dino Velvet said: Careful!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Blackpool tae Gorgie said: Sorry not done intentionally really sorry.hope you accept my apologies Absolutely no problem at all. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 9 hours ago, davemclaren said: I worked regularly down in Lytham for a couple of years and it’s surprising how many Scots live in that part of the world. Once saw Colin Hendry in a pub. ? was he playing the puggy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull's-eye Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 33 minutes ago, INNERLEITHEN HMFC 1874 said: Would be a bit carefull here I know the guy and trust me he is not the type of guy you slag.He is mid 60s now ex sas and does not give a f k about about anyone.Seen him do guys half his age.Never looks for trouble he enjoys a laugh laugh more than anything.Yep he may exaggerate a wee bit but what he says does happen.He loves the Hearts and would die for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 33 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Pidgeon English. . Every time I see a wood pidgeon I sing out "Wood Pidgeon, cha cha cha chaaash" to the tune of Stool Pidgeon. My wife hates it. That surprises me. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 58 minutes ago, INNERLEITHEN HMFC 1874 said: Would be a bit carefull here I know the guy and trust me he is not the type of guy you slag.He is mid 60s now ex sas and does not give a f k about about anyone.Seen him do guys half his age.Never looks for trouble he enjoys a laugh laugh more than anything.Yep he may exaggerate a wee bit but what he says does happen.He loves the Hearts and would die for them. I battered someone half my age once. Never got bother from anyone in P1 again after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigO Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 You ever shoed a horse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calebs Grandad Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 20 hours ago, Big Slim Stylee said: How long did that take? You need to get out more. I’ve requested numerous escorted day trips but still they refuse me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 12 hours ago, TheBigO said: You ever shoed a horse? No, but I’ve seen a fox make a chicken run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmfc_steve Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 I got a bottle of midori to try ... seen big Innes on Still Game, thought that looks a good laff. Absolutely awful ... and it's green !!! Tastes like stale melons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TyphoonJambo Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 17 hours ago, Blackpool tae Gorgie said: He stayed in lytham Met Bill Beumont and Bobby Ball in the grapes once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallas Green Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 This escalated a little bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Slim Stylee Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 17 hours ago, INNERLEITHEN HMFC 1874 said: Would be a bit carefull here I know the guy and trust me he is not the type of guy you slag.He is mid 60s now ex sas and does not give a f k about about anyone.Seen him do guys half his age.Never looks for trouble he enjoys a laugh laugh more than anything.Yep he may exaggerate a wee bit but what he says does happen.He loves the Hearts and would die for them. Im ex- Cubs. Reckon I could take him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboelite Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 26 minutes ago, TypoonJambo said: Met Bill Beumont and Bobby Ball in the grapes once Sounds painful !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephane Grappelli Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 On 03/02/2019 at 10:51, Calebs Grandad said: You have arrived home in the town of Blackpool still feeling marvelous after our victory away to Kilmarnock. The good lady, Brenda, suggests a small aperitif in your local hostelry. Whilst entering the aforementioned premises your attention is taken by 3 gentlemen from the Lochend Riviera who have travelled down on business that involves the purchase of pigeons. Removing your coat, good move as you’ll feel the benefit later when you depart for home, your many inkings celebrating your love of the Heart Of Midlothian are now in full view. A brief update on the match at Easter Road is relayed to you with a scoreline that immediately rings a bell. Pointing out the similarities of the present in running score of 1-0 doesn’t seem to sink in with the visiting pigeon purchasers so a small Olly Lee prompt is given. Immediately that bit of banter is rendered extinct as news filters through that team who prompted the good natured exchanges have just conceded a goal changing 1-0 to 1-1. Brenda, the good lady, then hints that a short musical interlude may well be in order and you both launch into song demonstrating your life long allegiance to our team. Rather than stay and enjoy the free entertainment the businessmen decide that it may well be time to conclude their transactions and depart the seaside town and head back home. Lovely tale celebrating our marvelous return to form interlaced with some splendid quality time with your good lady and a small but enlightening look at the day to day interests of our cities lesser lights ? Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calebs Grandad Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 On 04/02/2019 at 18:39, Stephane Grappelli said: Brilliant! Thank you Sir ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephane Grappelli Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 On 06/02/2019 at 19:08, Calebs Grandad said: Thank you Sir ? Made me chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portable Badger Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 On 03/02/2019 at 08:40, jonnothejambo said: Was in the pub toilets having a pish and the bloke next to me pulled down his flies and feathers flew all over the place. He told me he had been at a doo last night.....in Blackpool. ????????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thumper Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 On 03/02/2019 at 19:32, INNERLEITHEN HMFC 1874 said: Would be a bit carefull here I know the guy and trust me he is not the type of guy you slag.He is mid 60s now ex sas and does not give a f k about about anyone.Seen him do guys half his age.Never looks for trouble he enjoys a laugh laugh more than anything.Yep he may exaggerate a wee bit but what he says does happen.He loves the Hearts and would die for them. Shite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonsgotop Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 On 03/02/2019 at 08:43, heartmussel said: A Doo likes to be beside the seaside ? Aga....................(Black Lace at their very best?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
part_time_jambo Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 On 03/02/2019 at 22:50, TheBigO said: You ever shoed a horse? Yes, but it ignored him and just stayed where it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxondale Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 On 03/02/2019 at 10:51, Calebs Grandad said: You have arrived home in the town of Blackpool still feeling marvelous after our victory away to Kilmarnock. The good lady, Brenda, suggests a small aperitif in your local hostelry. Whilst entering the aforementioned premises your attention is taken by 3 gentlemen from the Lochend Riviera who have travelled down on business that involves the purchase of pigeons. Removing your coat, good move as you’ll feel the benefit later when you depart for home, your many inkings celebrating your love of the Heart Of Midlothian are now in full view. A brief update on the match at Easter Road is relayed to you with a scoreline that immediately rings a bell. Pointing out the similarities of the present in running score of 1-0 doesn’t seem to sink in with the visiting pigeon purchasers so a small Olly Lee prompt is given. Immediately that bit of banter is rendered extinct as news filters through that team who prompted the good natured exchanges have just conceded a goal changing 1-0 to 1-1. Brenda, the good lady, then hints that a short musical interlude may well be in order and you both launch into song demonstrating your life long allegiance to our team. Rather than stay and enjoy the free entertainment the businessmen decide that it may well be time to conclude their transactions and depart the seaside town and head back home. Lovely tale celebrating our marvelous return to form interlaced with some splendid quality time with your good lady and a small but enlightening look at the day to day interests of our cities lesser lights ? Bravo, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 On 04/02/2019 at 12:10, hmfc_steve said: I got a bottle of midori to try ... seen big Innes on Still Game, thought that looks a good laff. Absolutely awful ... and it's green !!! Tastes like stale melons Drink it with lemonade. Not gonna look particularly manly, but it's nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, Olly Lee's left boot said: Drink it with lemonade. Not gonna look particularly manly, but it's nice. Never did Doug any harm either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calebs Grandad Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 5 hours ago, saxondale said: Bravo, sir. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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