Blackpool tae Gorgie Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 Got back tae Blackpool still on a high frae last night.My beloved Brenda says you fancy a drink in the rose and crown.Yep just as we were walking in YES 3 hobos down to buy pigeons aye pigeons.Took my coat off so they could see my many Hearts tattoos.The biggest Muppet said to me we are winning 1 nil.I said familiar score .He said eh I said Olly Lee.Deary me the sheep equalised they were devastated my wife said should we I said oh aye THIS IS MY STORY THIS IS MY SONG FOLLOW THE HEARTS AND YOU CANT GO WRONG exit 3 bamboozled hobos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Howdy Doody Jambo Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 Blackpool pigeons must have something that the Leith pigeons don't for them to miss the game against the sheep, I doo not know these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianajones Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 Excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Mikey Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Old Castle Rock said: Blackpool pigeons must have something that the Leith pigeons don't for them to miss the game against the sheep, I doo not know these days Or maybe something in common. Possibly a bit mouldy, old, and doughy! ? Edited February 3, 2019 by Wee Mikey Just realised that both Hibs and pigeons produce copious amounts of toxic shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks said no Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 Could this become a weekly feature? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 I'm bamboozled aswell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TyphoonJambo Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 All my uncles were "Doo men" the January trip to Blackpool for the racing pigeon auctions were always the social highlight of the year. The Doo do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaap's Sigh Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 6 hours ago, Blackpool tae Gorgie said: Got back tae Blackpool still on a high frae last night.My beloved Brenda says you fancy a drink in the rose and crown.Yep just as we were walking in YES 3 hobos down to buy pigeons aye pigeons.Took my coat off so they could see my many Hearts tattoos.The biggest Muppet said to me we are winning 1 nil.I said familiar score .He said eh I said Olly Lee.Deary me the sheep equalised they were devastated my wife said should we I said oh aye THIS IS MY STORY THIS IS MY SONG FOLLOW THE HEARTS AND YOU CANT GO WRONG exit 3 bamboozled hobos. TAKE MY STRENGTH!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 Some people just have a natural way with words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 7 hours ago, Blackpool tae Gorgie said: Got back tae Blackpool still on a high frae last night.My beloved Brenda says you fancy a drink in the rose and crown.Yep just as we were walking in YES 3 hobos down to buy pigeons aye pigeons.Took my coat off so they could see my many Hearts tattoos.The biggest Muppet said to me we are winning 1 nil.I said familiar score .He said eh I said Olly Lee.Deary me the sheep equalised they were devastated my wife said should we I said oh aye THIS IS MY STORY THIS IS MY SONG FOLLOW THE HEARTS AND YOU CANT GO WRONG exit 3 bamboozled hobos. I love your stories BTG. Keep it up mate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Elwood P Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 Fame in the Evening News, surely awaits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartmussel Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 A Doo likes to be beside the seaside ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pettigrewsstylist Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 3 hours ago, The Frenchman Returns said: Could this become a weekly feature? Im in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 8 hours ago, Blackpool tae Gorgie said: Got back tae Blackpool still on a high frae last night.My beloved Brenda says you fancy a drink in the rose and crown.Yep just as we were walking in YES 3 hobos down to buy pigeons aye pigeons.Took my coat off so they could see my many Hearts tattoos.The biggest Muppet said to me we are winning 1 nil.I said familiar score .He said eh I said Olly Lee.Deary me the sheep equalised they were devastated my wife said should we I said oh aye THIS IS MY STORY THIS IS MY SONG FOLLOW THE HEARTS AND YOU CANT GO WRONG exit 3 bamboozled hobos. Hearts tattoos, brilliant mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 1 hour ago, TypoonJambo said: All my uncles were "Doo men" the January trip to Blackpool for the racing pigeon auctions were always the social highlight of the year. The Doo do! Mind my mates dad getting a phone call from Mickey Weir asking him to return his pigeon. Obviously got lost in flight and flew in to his garden, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hector Riva Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 (edited) Just sold my homing pigeon on e- bay for the 13th time. Boom boom! Edited February 3, 2019 by Hector Riva Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
part_time_jambo Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 7 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: Mind my mates dad getting a phone call from Mickey Weir asking him to return his pigeon. Obviously got lost in flight and flew in to his garden, lol. How did he know? Did it have a satellite tracker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 Blackpool on a Saturday afternoon. Class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 10 minutes ago, part_time_jambo said: How did he know? Did it have a satellite tracker? Was not the first time, no trackers back then, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 I worked regularly down in Lytham for a couple of years and it’s surprising how many Scots live in that part of the world. Once saw Colin Hendry in a pub. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des Lynam Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 8 hours ago, Blackpool tae Gorgie said: Got back tae Blackpool still on a high frae last night.My beloved Brenda says you fancy a drink in the rose and crown.Yep just as we were walking in YES 3 hobos down to buy pigeons aye pigeons.Took my coat off so they could see my many Hearts tattoos.The biggest Muppet said to me we are winning 1 nil.I said familiar score .He said eh I said Olly Lee.Deary me the sheep equalised they were devastated my wife said should we I said oh aye THIS IS MY STORY THIS IS MY SONG FOLLOW THE HEARTS AND YOU CANT GO WRONG exit 3 bamboozled hobos. I love you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 36 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: Hearts tattoos, brilliant mate. It sounds like another's posters famous drunken rants. Any ideas who Harry? ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 Dear Oscar Wilde couldnt have written a better story...Exactly what is the point of this posting.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 1 minute ago, chester copperpot said: It sounds like another's posters famous drunken rants. Any ideas who Harry? ??? Miss they rants . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sairyinthat Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 18 minutes ago, davemclaren said: I worked regulsrly down in Lytham for a couple of and it’s surprising how many Scots live in that part of the world. Once saw Colin Hendry in a pub. ? Fleecing some unsuspecting friends of their savings probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 I liked the story. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romanov Stole My Pension Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 More threads like this, less grumbling ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calebs Grandad Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 9 hours ago, Blackpool tae Gorgie said: Got back tae Blackpool still on a high frae last night.My beloved Brenda says you fancy a drink in the rose and crown.Yep just as we were walking in YES 3 hobos down to buy pigeons aye pigeons.Took my coat off so they could see my many Hearts tattoos.The biggest Muppet said to me we are winning 1 nil.I said familiar score .He said eh I said Olly Lee.Deary me the sheep equalised they were devastated my wife said should we I said oh aye THIS IS MY STORY THIS IS MY SONG FOLLOW THE HEARTS AND YOU CANT GO WRONG exit 3 bamboozled hobos. You have arrived home in the town of Blackpool still feeling marvelous after our victory away to Kilmarnock. The good lady, Brenda, suggests a small aperitif in your local hostelry. Whilst entering the aforementioned premises your attention is taken by 3 gentlemen from the Lochend Riviera who have travelled down on business that involves the purchase of pigeons. Removing your coat, good move as you’ll feel the benefit later when you depart for home, your many inkings celebrating your love of the Heart Of Midlothian are now in full view. A brief update on the match at Easter Road is relayed to you with a scoreline that immediately rings a bell. Pointing out the similarities of the present in running score of 1-0 doesn’t seem to sink in with the visiting pigeon purchasers so a small Olly Lee prompt is given. Immediately that bit of banter is rendered extinct as news filters through that team who prompted the good natured exchanges have just conceded a goal changing 1-0 to 1-1. Brenda, the good lady, then hints that a short musical interlude may well be in order and you both launch into song demonstrating your life long allegiance to our team. Rather than stay and enjoy the free entertainment the businessmen decide that it may well be time to conclude their transactions and depart the seaside town and head back home. Lovely tale celebrating our marvelous return to form interlaced with some splendid quality time with your good lady and a small but enlightening look at the day to day interests of our cities lesser lights ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 “aye pigeons” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilmslow Jambo Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 10 hours ago, Blackpool tae Gorgie said: Got back tae Blackpool still on a high frae last night.My beloved Brenda says you fancy a drink in the rose and crown.Yep just as we were walking in YES 3 hobos down to buy pigeons aye pigeons.Took my coat off so they could see my many Hearts tattoos.The biggest Muppet said to me we are winning 1 nil.I said familiar score .He said eh I said Olly Lee.Deary me the sheep equalised they were devastated my wife said should we I said oh aye THIS IS MY STORY THIS IS MY SONG FOLLOW THE HEARTS AND YOU CANT GO WRONG exit 3 bamboozled hobos. I've sent you a message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TyphoonJambo Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 3 hours ago, Harry Potter said: Mind my mates dad getting a phone call from Mickey Weir asking him to return his pigeon. Obviously got lost in flight and flew in to his garden, lol. When i was living in Lincolnshire i would always end up, after visiting my mum in muirhouse, with a basket of pigeons from my uncles, with instructions to let them out when i got home. ******* things stunk so I always got fed up and chucked them out half way there. Uncles were all convinced they had champions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John mcCartney Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 wonderful stuff from Calebs Grandad and of course the Blackpool illumination,BTG ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 Ah wish ah wis a pigeon, a do a do. These posts deserve a slot in the Classics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Slim Stylee Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Calebs Grandad said: You have arrived home in the town of Blackpool still feeling marvelous after our victory away to Kilmarnock. The good lady, Brenda, suggests a small aperitif in your local hostelry. Whilst entering the aforementioned premises your attention is taken by 3 gentlemen from the Lochend Riviera who have travelled down on business that involves the purchase of pigeons. Removing your coat, good move as you’ll feel the benefit later when you depart for home, your many inkings celebrating your love of the Heart Of Midlothian are now in full view. A brief update on the match at Easter Road is relayed to you with a scoreline that immediately rings a bell. Pointing out the similarities of the present in running score of 1-0 doesn’t seem to sink in with the visiting pigeon purchasers so a small Olly Lee prompt is given. Immediately that bit of banter is rendered extinct as news filters through that team who prompted the good natured exchanges have just conceded a goal changing 1-0 to 1-1. Brenda, the good lady, then hints that a short musical interlude may well be in order and you both launch into song demonstrating your life long allegiance to our team. Rather than stay and enjoy the free entertainment the businessmen decide that it may well be time to conclude their transactions and depart the seaside town and head back home. Lovely tale celebrating our marvelous return to form interlaced with some splendid quality time with your good lady and a small but enlightening look at the day to day interests of our cities lesser lights ? How long did that take? You need to get out more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 3 hours ago, chester copperpot said: It sounds like another's posters famous drunken rants. Any ideas who Harry? ??? More Midori required Chester! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 3 hours ago, Wilmslow Jambo said: I've sent you a message. If it's in English he might not understand it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Dino Velvet said: If it's in English he might not understand it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Top Corner Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 5 hours ago, Calebs Grandad said: You have arrived home in the town of Blackpool still feeling marvelous after our victory away to Kilmarnock. The good lady, Brenda, suggests a small aperitif in your local hostelry. Whilst entering the aforementioned premises your attention is taken by 3 gentlemen from the Lochend Riviera who have travelled down on business that involves the purchase of pigeons. Removing your coat, good move as you’ll feel the benefit later when you depart for home, your many inkings celebrating your love of the Heart Of Midlothian are now in full view. A brief update on the match at Easter Road is relayed to you with a scoreline that immediately rings a bell. Pointing out the similarities of the present in running score of 1-0 doesn’t seem to sink in with the visiting pigeon purchasers so a small Olly Lee prompt is given. Immediately that bit of banter is rendered extinct as news filters through that team who prompted the good natured exchanges have just conceded a goal changing 1-0 to 1-1. Brenda, the good lady, then hints that a short musical interlude may well be in order and you both launch into song demonstrating your life long allegiance to our team. Rather than stay and enjoy the free entertainment the businessmen decide that it may well be time to conclude their transactions and depart the seaside town and head back home. Lovely tale celebrating our marvelous return to form interlaced with some splendid quality time with your good lady and a small but enlightening look at the day to day interests of our cities lesser lights ? How kin a no write crap like that? Fooksake min a cannae even use the word have properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 OP needs to be careful. There will soon be blood in his alcohol stream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Morgan said: More Midori required Chester! I've had enough mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 5 minutes ago, chester copperpot said: I've had enough mate Is there actually such a thing as too much Midori?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 10 minutes ago, Morgan said: Is there actually such a thing as too much Midori?? There is. It's horrible green shit but have never tasted it. Best avoided. 3 things I won't touch alcohol wise. Midouri, Buckfast and anything aniseed based (had a bad experience with Ouzo when 18) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, chester copperpot said: There is. It's horrible green shit but have never tasted it. Best avoided. 3 things I won't touch alcohol wise. Midouri, Buckfast and anything aniseed based (had a bad experience with Ouzo when 18) Never had Midori myself either. Or Buckfast, but am partial to a wee Pernod or Pastis for my aniseed kick. I seem to recall that Doug on here was a bit of a Midori aficionado? Made him type like a lunatic! Where is he now?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, Morgan said: Never had Midori myself either. Or Buckfast, but am partial to a wee Pernod or Pastis for my aniseed kick. I seem to recall that Doug on here was a bit of a Midori aficionado? Made him type like a lunatic! Where is he now?? No idea mate.......Have no idea what the buggery you are talking about. He's a bit like a mythical character. Like all those folk at Hogwarts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 7 hours ago, JamesM48 said: Dear Oscar Wilde couldnt have written a better story...Exactly what is the point of this posting.? Entertainment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 (edited) 11 minutes ago, chester copperpot said: No idea mate.......Have no idea what the buggery you are talking about. He's a bit like a mythical character. Like all those folk at Hogwarts. Wizard post. Edited February 3, 2019 by Morgan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 26 minutes ago, Morgan said: Wizard post. Shazaam. (I don't know much about those books, sorry) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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