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iantjambo

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Come on in fellow winners.

 

Please help yourself to a glass of ridiculously expensive champagne and some caviar.

 

Please ignore those reprobates that are standing with their noses pressed against the window and looking in enviously.

I’ll get Jeeves to chase them with the double barrel shortly!

 

:D

 

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Lord Beni of Gorgie

I donated the prizes......

 

....I didn't really, nose firmly pressed on the window, looking in on buses, vouchers, dinosaurs and so on

 

:sob:

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11 minutes ago, Sir Gio said:

I donated the prizes......

 

....I didn't really, nose firmly pressed on the window, looking in on buses, vouchers, dinosaurs and so on

 

:sob:

 

*sigh*

 

Does someone want to escort this “Person” off the premises?

 

?

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8 minutes ago, iantjambo said:

 

*sigh*

 

Does someone want to escort this “Person” off the premises?

 

?

:seething:

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6 minutes ago, graygo said:

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If we let you take a plate of food from the buffet, will you leave us alone?

 

Take from that table over there please. 

That’s where the poisoned...I mean special food is.

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6 minutes ago, Helzibob said:

This is a swell place to be. I’m heading up to the bar, drinks anyone? ?????

 

Could I get a glass of.....sorry hold on.....a parcel just arrived for me......

 

 

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21 minutes ago, Helzibob said:

This is a swell place to be. I’m heading up to the bar, drinks anyone? ?????

 

I’ll have a pre-dinner aperitif please.

 

 

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19 minutes ago, Der Kaiser said:

 

Could I get a glass of.....sorry hold on.....a parcel just arrived for me......

 

 

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I hope you stand on it barefoot then fall in pain and land on it again, knee-cap first. :P

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Just now, Gizmo said:


I hope you stand on it barefoot then fall in pain and land on it again, knee-cap first. :P

 

Why can’t they just be happy for us? :sob:

 

 

Jeeves! Release the hounds!

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4 minutes ago, iantjambo said:

 

Why can’t they just be happy for us? :sob:

 

 

Jeeves! Release the hounds!


I'll be happy if I win and join the merry little band.

Otherwise you are all elitist scum. ?

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16 minutes ago, Gizmo said:


I hope you stand on it barefoot then fall in pain and land on it again, knee-cap first. :P

 

I'm holding the box right now............naked......

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Got my vouchers today, thanks Redm and all at JKB. Have a great Christmas everyone, losers too! ??

Now where’s my welcome drink? I’ll have a Talisker please. ?

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11 minutes ago, Darkwhisky7 said:

Got my vouchers today, thanks Redm and all at JKB. Have a great Christmas everyone, losers too! ??

Now where’s my welcome drink? I’ll have a Talisker please. ?

 

Take a seat my fine fellow.

 

Cheers ? 

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WorldChampions1902

There is an 'air of superiority' about this thread, unbecoming the working-class traditions of JKB. Can Jeeves please close................the Drawing Room curtains so that us Peasants do not have to suffer this blatant gloatfest.

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Tally Ho, Ian.

 

Just got my exclusive invite now.  Be delighted to join you all.

 

Can I wear my new Hearts scarf?

 

This one:  

 

 

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19 minutes ago, Morgan said:

Tally Ho, Ian.

 

Just got my exclusive invite now.  Be delighted to join you all.

 

Can I wear my new Hearts scarf?

 

This one:  

 

 

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Of course you can Morgan ?

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35 minutes ago, WorldChampions1902 said:

There is an 'air of superiority' about this thread, unbecoming the working-class traditions of JKB. Can Jeeves please close................the Drawing Room curtains so that us Peasants do not have to suffer this blatant gloatfest.

 

30 minutes ago, chester copperpot said:

I hate all you *****....... unless I win then......

 

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6 minutes ago, Sir Gio said:

Get the lounge ready friends 

 

 

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