I P Knightley Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Not just any pun; a pun involving 'Paediatricians' Mrs Knightley has drawn a paediatrician (female, if it helps) in the office secret santa. She decided to get a coffee mug printed with a job-related pun printed. Having drawn a blank with my first attempt, I now turn to the assembled masses of JKB who, I know, will not let me down. On a slightly related matter, if anyone wants a coffee mug reading "World's Best Paediatrician", let me know. The other side has a photograph of Sir Jimmy Savile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Oh ye of little patients. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Don’t mess with Paediatricians...They have very little patients! Coat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 7 minutes ago, Morgan said: Oh ye of little patients. GAME. SET. AND. MATCH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 For the last time. I don't do feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dboy Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 5 minutes ago, iantjambo said: Don’t mess with Paediatricians...They have very little patients! Coat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 20 minutes ago, Morgan said: Oh ye of little patients. This. Or Your kid isn't sick.....he's just an arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 8 minutes ago, Der Kaiser said: This. Or Your kid isn't sick.....he's just an arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 37 minutes ago, Morgan said: Oh ye of little patients. This please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey1874 Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Joke is a bit childish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Dan Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Oh look a New Born King! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor jambo Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Picture of Nicola Benedetti in Young Musician of the Year on one side and the words "Kiddie Fiddler " on the other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb102 Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Big Mags fae Raploch. No smoke without fire ken nat no.No nat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted December 4, 2018 Author Share Posted December 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Der Kaiser said: This. Or Your kid isn't sick.....he's just an arsehole. That's a beezer but, bearing in mind that the Jimmy Savile one didn't fly, I reckon that the Little Patients one is going to be the winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 12 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Just now, jonnothejambo said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 It’s the little things in life that matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigO Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Bit wordy but they say if i dont kill any more kids i might get promoted to grownups Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 23 minutes ago, TheBigO said: Bit wordy but they say if i dont kill any more kids i might get promoted to grownups Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 “I touch kids” And on the reverse “and get paid for it” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Say your friends surname was McLean...... "No. I'm not the Dr McLean who strangled all those kids in the 90s. I havent spoken to my Dad in a while" Or "No child has died under my care. Not my words....but those of the Rt Hon Lord Fraser" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Kids, I could kill them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 34 minutes ago, Herbert said: Kids, I could kill them! I love children, but I couldn’t eat a whole one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Tazio said: “I touch kids” And on the reverse “and get paid for it” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 (edited) I’ve Got A Sick Sense .... I See Little People Edited December 4, 2018 by luckyBatistuta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Little children should be seen but not heard. Anything else makes the mortuary too scary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 I'm a mug for a kid's smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 4 minutes ago, i8hibsh said: I'm a mug for a kid's smile. That is a pun, but it's the kind of pun that her clients and their parents would appreciate. Jaysus, I8, showing yer sensitive side. You'd better be careful and mind that reputation of yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 (edited) 6 hours ago, Ulysses said: That is a pun, but it's the kind of pun that her clients and their parents would appreciate. Jaysus, I8, showing yer sensitive side. You'd better be careful and mind that reputation of yours. I typed it in my Nazi SS uniform. Edited December 5, 2018 by i8hibsh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 10 hours ago, Tazio said: “I touch kids” And on the reverse “and get paid for it” ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 19 hours ago, doctor jambo said: Picture of Nicola Benedetti in Young Musician of the Year on one side and the words "Kiddie Fiddler " on the other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 12 hours ago, Ulysses said: That is a pun, but it's the kind of pun that her clients and their parents would appreciate. Jaysus, I8, showing yer sensitive side. You'd better be careful and mind that reputation of yours. He’s now away out telling little kids that Santa isn’t real. Keeping the universe in perfect balance and all that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, iantjambo said: He’s now away out telling little kids that Santa isn’t real. Keeping the universe in perfect balance and all that Big mouth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 22 minutes ago, Morgan said: Big mouth! He is real Morgan, don’t worry. I8 is just the sort that would say otherwise. So don’t panic tiger. You can still leave out the glass of milk and plate of cookies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 6 minutes ago, iantjambo said: He is real Morgan, don’t worry. I8 is just the sort that would say otherwise. So don’t panic tiger. You can still leave out the glass of milk and plate of cookies What a relief. Tiger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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