Bauld Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 30 minutes ago, sadj said: Iv not looked , maybe didnt like my comment on them and people knowing it wasn’t them ??♂️ Quite right. Theiving dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Uche is so tough he has novichoc on 8 Wheatbix for his breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidjamesbottle Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 (edited) Uche is so tough his nightmares are scared to go to sleep ! Edited September 7, 2018 by sidjamesbottle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scratchy Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Uche makes runaway trains turn back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambojay84 Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Uche is so tough he doesn't do push ups, he does earth downs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandjambo3 Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 Uche is so tough, the SAS used to say man up when doing their selection.......... they now say “Uche up” sorry, had to bump this ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 Uche is so tough Motherwell will be Mothersick by 450 on Saturday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubyruby Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 When Uche finishes his workout.. The gym takes a break Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Wilder Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 19 minutes ago, Sir Gio said: Uche is so tough Motherwell will be Mothersick by 450 on Saturday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Sir Gio said: Uche is so tough Motherwell will be Mothersick by 450 on Saturday ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watt-Zeefuik Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 When Bruce Banner gets really mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets really mad, he turns into Uche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanbauld Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 Some of these posts are so camp they really have me cringing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamtartan74 Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 Uche is so tough but I would still boot his baws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubyruby Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 9 minutes ago, jamtartan74 said: Uche is so tough but I would still boot his baws Speaking of baws.. his have no hair cos they,'re made of Steel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 1 hour ago, alanbauld said: Some of these posts are so camp they really have me cringing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboz Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 Uche is so tough that when he comes down for breakfast, instead of going “snap, crackle, pop” his Rice Crispies go “shhh, here he comes” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Kintner Posted September 14, 2018 Author Share Posted September 14, 2018 5 hours ago, jamboz said: Uche is so tough that when he comes down for breakfast, instead of going “snap, crackle, pop” his Rice Crispies go “shhh, here he comes” ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 6 hours ago, jamboz said: Uche is so tough that when he comes down for breakfast, instead of going “snap, crackle, pop” his Rice Crispies go “shhh, here he comes” Superb ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 He leaves the Motherwell manager and keeper in tears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 On 14/09/2018 at 11:36, jamboz said: Uche is so tough that when he comes down for breakfast, instead of going “snap, crackle, pop” his Rice Crispies go “shhh, here he comes” Probably the best so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H1B5 Owner Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Made this a couple of weeks back when this all started. Spooky... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnasher75 Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 You'll know the world is about to end when you hear Storm Uche is on its way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobNox Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 If you can't handle a 50/50 tackle from Uche, then you better get out of the way when a 60/40 tackle comes in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GYL Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 (edited) Badly missed today by all accounts, anyone know what injury was or how long he's out for.....hopefully back for Wednesday ? Edited September 22, 2018 by GYL Spelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigO Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, GYL said: Badly missed today by all accounts, anyone know what injury was or how long he's out for.....hopefully back for Wednesday ? Would like to know similar. Didnt know he was a doubt for today. Need him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 Clearly not as tough as we thought !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 He's out with an ankle knock while the Motherwell keeper was fit to play. Uche was the bad guy though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 Bump Not long now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxy Hearts Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 Can't wait until he's back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegreatsd Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 Uche built the hospital that he was born in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky jamboa Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 When's the big lad due back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coatbridgejambo Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 (edited) isn't he due back for livingston or have i made that up? Edited January 16, 2019 by coatbridgejambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1971fozzy Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, coatbridgejambo said: isn't he due back for livingstone or have i made that up? I’d be surprised, but you never know. CL likes to surprise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coatbridgejambo Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 just thought i had herd that somewhere, maybe dreamt it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Burns Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 (edited) Uche is so tough he's been out injured for 4 months......just shut this thread.... Edited January 16, 2019 by Walter Burns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DH1986 Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 17 minutes ago, Walter Burns said: Uche is so tough he's been out injured for 4 months......just shut this thread.... ? Cant argue with that tbf. This thread was a jinx. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 Uche is so tough that he had to injure himself to give others a fighting chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 2 hours ago, coatbridgejambo said: isn't he due back for livingston or have i made that up? Livi game in Feb not the cup game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey1874 Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 On 29/08/2018 at 02:11, Bauld said: Uche has a bear skin carpet in his living room. The bear isn't dead. It's just too afraid to move. Bauld, that my friend, is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Kintner Posted February 28, 2019 Author Share Posted February 28, 2019 This deserves a bump after last night. Uche ❤️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Kintner Posted February 28, 2019 Author Share Posted February 28, 2019 And it’s his birthday today! Happy birthday big man ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Happy birthday big man. FTH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Kintner Posted February 28, 2019 Author Share Posted February 28, 2019 4 hours ago, maroonlegions said: Happy birthday big man. FTH. Brown was shit scared of Uche last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 This do @sadj ? Uche is so tough that he takes the Tim defence for a walk down the wing, then waves goodbye to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 ‘Shut it Brown, you overhyped, past-it, cheating wee Hibs ’scrote’. Love, Uche xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, Morgan said: This do @sadj ? Uche is so tough that he takes the Tim defence for a walk down the wing, then waves goodbye to them. Yes thank you kindly Monsieur Morgan , this needs to go to the classics mods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, Morgan said: ‘Shut it Brown, you overhyped, past-it, cheating wee Hibs ’scrote’. Love, Uche xx ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 10 minutes ago, sadj said: Yes thank you kindly Monsieur Morgan , this needs to go to the classics mods Mon plaisir, mon ami, pas de probleme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUTOL Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 Uche's so big he makes the pitch look tiny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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