Sawdust Caesar Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 (edited) Uche's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Uche. Uche is so tough he irons his shirts while wearing them. Edited August 29, 2018 by Sawdust Caesar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo-Jambo Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 5 hours ago, Frank1874 said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Nobody boots, The **** out of you, Like Uche Ikpeazu... Possibly one for the new song thread I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo, Goodbye Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watt-Zeefuik Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Uche Ikpeazu once taught a class on panache. A young James Bond was very appreciative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schillaci Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Heisenberg was uncertain, Uche taught him to be see on principle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
56anawthat Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 With apologies to Wiile Dixon (writer) and Muddy Waters (singer): Craig Levein told me Before he was signed “We got a player comin’ He's gonna be fine He’ll make defenders Tremble with fear And the world gonna know That Big Uche’s Here” Don't you know he’s here Everybody knows he’s here He’s the Uche-Coochie man Everybody knows he’s here He got two good feet He got an engine too He’s solid as rock He’s gonna mess with you He gonna make all you girls Eat out his hand Cos everyone knows He’s the Uche-Coochie man Don't you know he’s here Everybody knows he’s here He’s the Uche-Coochie man Everybody knows he’s here Opponents they fear him And commentators too They can’t say his name (And neither can you) But he’ll turn you and twist you And run at you more At the end of the day You know he will score.. Don't you know he’s here Everybody knows he’s here He’s the Uche-Coochie man Everybody knows he’s here Ye can keep yer Scott Browns And Laffertys too Cos we’ve got Big Uche He’s gonna get you So watch out you Hibees And watch out you Sheep Come up against Uche He’s gonna make you weep Don't you know he’s here Everybody knows he’s here He’s the Uche-Coochie man Everybody knows he’s here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
56anawthat Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Here's the tune: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryJTlaw Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Uche once killed 50 people with a gun, then started shooting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar the Horrible Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Scott Brown was seen staggering into a gutter with a pizza, uche reloaded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnasher75 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 When Uche is thirsty he squeezes a glass of Irn Bru out of the nearest girder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Uche doesn't crack nuts. He nuts cracks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybolejambo Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 On the 7th day God created Uche and the devil stood to attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
80bob Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Tufty wears an Uche badge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davie1980 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 8 hours ago, 80bob said: Uche confesses to no-one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
80bob Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, davie1980 said: Uche confesses to no-one god has ordered a re write of the Bible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsalldothebeattie Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
part_time_jambo Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 10 hours ago, I P Knightley said: Zackley! Why even make a comment if you're not enjoying it? When Uche laughed heartily at an Uche joke, the tremor triggered a series of devastating tsunamis up to 30 metres high, inundating coastal communities along the coasts of the Indian Ocean and killing an estimated 228,000 people in 14 countries. Too far. Loving the rest of the thread though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graemed Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 (edited) <a href="https://imgflip.com/i/2gtxuw"><img src="https://i.imgflip.com/2gtxuw.jpg" title="made at imgflip.com"/></a> Edited August 29, 2018 by graemed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 7 hours ago, sadj said: Love that of all the grumping and moaning and differences of opinion , just occasionally we get a comedic genius of a thread. ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sadj Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 1 hour ago, gnasher75 said: When Uche is thirsty he squeezes a glass of Irn Bru out of the nearest girder. ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 uche can get blood out of a stone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 14 minutes ago, graemed said: <a href="https://imgflip.com/i/2gtxuw"><img src="https://i.imgflip.com/2gtxuw.jpg" title="made at imgflip.com"/></a> Uche not only read this he turned it into missiles that fired into Kim Jung Un's ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swanny17 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Салатные палочки Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 9 minutes ago, Lovecraft said: Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Last one for a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jambos_1874 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Love this thread ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Morgan Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 If Uche got the shit I got on the ‘boobies’ thread, he’d kick the shit outta you guys. He didnae though, so he wouldnae huv to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, Morgan said: If Uche got the shit I got on the ‘boobies’ thread, he’d kick the shit outta you guys. He didnae though, so he wouldnae huv to. uche would have got boobies without all the numbers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Just now, milky_26 said: uche would have got boobies without all the numbers I give up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden Gorgie Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Surely destines for the classics! Some good stuff here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammy T Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 If any of the team read this PMSL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 When hedgehogs argue with one another they hope their next shite is an Uche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTT Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Uche doesn't shower.. he only takes blood baths! Uche CAN believe its not butter! Uche doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint! Uche once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. *All robbed blind off a Chuck Norris joke page. Move over Chuck, theres a new sheriff in town! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Sir Gio said: When hedgehogs argue with one another they hope their next shite is an Uche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Uche can suck Fruit Pastilles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Kintner Posted August 29, 2018 Author Share Posted August 29, 2018 43 minutes ago, Barack said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_the_legend Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Absolutely loving this thread! Top work ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Paulo Sergio Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 (edited) 38 minutes ago, Morgan said: I give up. Uche doesn't need to turn the calculator upside-down to see boobies. The calculator knows better. Edited August 29, 2018 by Bring Back Paulo Sergio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 5 hours ago, 56anawthat said: With apologies to Wiile Dixon (writer) and Muddy Waters (singer): Craig Levein told me Before he was signed “We got a player comin’ He's gonna be fine He’ll make defenders Tremble with fear And the world gonna know That Big Uche’s Here” Don't you know he’s here Everybody knows he’s here He’s the Uche-Coochie man Everybody knows he’s here He got two good feet He got an engine too He’s solid as rock He’s gonna mess with you He gonna make all you girls Eat out his hand Cos everyone knows He’s the Uche-Coochie man Don't you know he’s here Everybody knows he’s here He’s the Uche-Coochie man Everybody knows he’s here Opponents they fear him And commentators too They can’t say his name (And neither can you) But he’ll turn you and twist you And run at you more At the end of the day You know he will score.. Don't you know he’s here Everybody knows he’s here He’s the Uche-Coochie man Everybody knows he’s here Ye can keep yer Scott Browns And Laffertys too Cos we’ve got Big Uche He’s gonna get you So watch out you Hibees And watch out you Sheep Come up against Uche He’s gonna make you weep Don't you know he’s here Everybody knows he’s here He’s the Uche-Coochie man Everybody knows he’s here Good work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaap's Sigh Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 21 minutes ago, Sir Gio said: When hedgehogs argue with one another they hope their next shite is an Uche ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firefox Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 When Uche slices onions The onions cry!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Kintner Posted August 29, 2018 Author Share Posted August 29, 2018 (edited) Edited August 29, 2018 by Frank1874 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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