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rudi must stay
On 14/03/2019 at 22:07, Paul Allen said:

As much as I wouldn’t like to get on the wrong side of the mystery muscle man I think the world needs colourful characters like this.

 

These weirdos are considered normal these days

 

What's wrong with being normal and not a tosser. 

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4 minutes ago, rudi must stay said:

 

 

 

What's wrong with being normal and not a tosser. 

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29 minutes ago, rudi must stay said:

 

These weirdos are considered normal these days

 

What's wrong with being normal and not a tosser. 

There is nothing normal about him. Kinda ***** that i end up throwing stuff at in the gym as their egolifting idiotic twat**** cockwombling brain cant comprehend that little you can outlift them by a ****ing country mile (if a country mile was a lot of weight) so they will walk up and take weights off peoples bars or racks without asking or mid set just cause they are so ****ing braindead and their balls are so small from the roids that they have no respect for others or the ability to ask someone face to face. ??‍♂️

 

Kinda true though being a decent person or respectful isn’t the norm nowadays ?

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Just now, sadj said:

There is nothing normal about him. Kinda ***** that i end up throwing stuff at in the gym as their egolifting idiotic twat**** cockwombling brain cant comprehend that little you can outlift them by a ****ing country mile (if a country mile was a lot of weight) so they will walk up and take weights off peoples bars or racks without asking or mid set just cause they are so ****ing braindead and their balls are so small from the roids that they have no respect for others or the ability to ask someone face to face. ??‍♂️

 

Kinda true though being a decent person or respectful isn’t the norm nowadays ?

 

Who'd have thought you could get so worked up about being able to lift stuff?

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34 minutes ago, Morgan said:

:sweeet:

???

23 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said:

 

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This....All day long

 

@Morgan -Dan n Annie said thank his jigglieness for the advice. 

 

*disclaimer - It may of been me that added his jigglieness 

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1 minute ago, been here before said:

 

Who'd have thought you could get so worked up about being able to lift stuff?

I don’t , i just get pissed off wi arrogant twats who treat others like shit in the gym or ridicule them. Lot of people do it for mental well being or a therapy and its ***** like him who ruin that for people. Does it matter if i can leg press 650kg or 150kg? To me yes to anyone else - nope...?

 

 

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Put it on the seethe thread as couldn’t find this. Still going strong, spotted him today abusing folk on the Canongate

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2 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said:

Put it on the seethe thread as couldn’t find this. Still going strong, spotted him today abusing folk on the Canongate

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I saw this freako abusing tourists in the Royal Mile during the festival.

 

Oddball.

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2 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said:

Put it on the seethe thread as couldn’t find this. Still going strong, spotted him today abusing folk on the Canongate

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Is he wearing a cape? 

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10 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said:

 

:lol: Wasn’t going close enough to see, he’s a psycho.

Anyone wearing just hot pants, Commando boots and a cape in Edinburgh, in September is got to have screw loose. The boy must think he’s Thor or something.

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On 20/03/2019 at 17:32, sadj said:

???

This....All day long

 

@Morgan -Dan n Annie said thank his jigglieness for the advice. 

 

*disclaimer - It may of been me that added his jigglieness 

 

 

Tell them they are welcome.  Hope they enjoyed my tips.  :oohmatron:

 

15 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said:

Put it on the seethe thread as couldn’t find this. Still going strong, spotted him today abusing folk on the Canongate

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:vrwow:  What a strange fellow.  Good legs like.  

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Shanks said no

He was back on the High Street this afternoon, shouting in passerby's faces, shortly after I snapped him he chose the wrong bloke who was last seen chasing him toward Holyrood. 

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3 minutes ago, The Frenchman Returns said:

He was back on the High Street this afternoon, shouting in passerby's faces, shortly after I snapped him he chose the wrong bloke who was last seen chasing him toward Holyrood. 

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:laugh: **** chasing that guy, what do you do when you catch him??

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1 hour ago, Morgan said:

:rofl:

I wanted to follow them to see what happened next but Mrs F told me to behave and offered to buy me a pint and as usual I succumbed to temptation.

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10 minutes ago, The Frenchman Returns said:

I wanted to follow them to see what happened next but Mrs F told me to behave and offered to buy me a pint and as usual I succumbed to temptation.

 

:sadrobbo: I'd have gone with the pint too, tbh.

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12 hours ago, The Frenchman Returns said:

I wanted to follow them to see what happened next but Mrs F told me to behave and offered to buy me a pint and as usual I succumbed to temptation.

Pint would have won the day for me too.

 

:pleasing:

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On ‎26‎/‎09‎/‎2019 at 20:47, luckyBatistuta said:

Put it on the seethe thread as couldn’t find this. Still going strong, spotted him today abusing folk on the Canongate

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Hadn't seen him for a while thought he was banged up really scary guy.

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Ive a feeling that if after shouting at you, you turned round and made as much threats while walking towards him in a confrontational way he would probably shite it.

 

Being tall and having muscles doesnt make you hard..

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8 minutes ago, Plank said:

Ive a feeling that if after shouting at you, you turned round and made as much threats while walking towards him in a confrontational way he would probably shite it.

 

Being tall and having muscles doesnt make you hard..

 

I’ll leave it to you to test the theory. :lol: 

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Just now, gjcc said:

 

I’ll leave it to you to test the theory. :lol: 

 

I'll report back from ICU :laugh:

 

If he attacked me however, theres not a chance i'd stand there and take it.

 

Pow! Right in the solar plexus 😁

 

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2 minutes ago, Walrus said:

What does he shout at people?

 

Sack Levein.

 

Nah, from what i gather he hates fat/unhealthy people. Im wondering if this is why.

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49 minutes ago, Armageddon said:

Saw The Unit in town tonight!

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Put a bit timber on over the summer 

 

Wouldn't tell him that mind 

 

Also when I see this thread back at the top I then open it expecting to see he’s  killed someone 

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55 minutes ago, Armageddon said:

Saw The Unit in town tonight!

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Seen him last Sunday night on the Canongate giving folk abuse as usual.

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11 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said:


Seen him last Sunday night on the Canongate giving folk abuse as usual.

I reckon you're the man to run him over in your taxi! 😄 

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11 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said:


Seen him last Sunday night on the Canongate giving folk abuse as usual.

 

I see him in the Canongate virtually every single day.

 

Strolling up and down, waving his water bottles, shouting at nothing or nobody in particular.

 

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25 minutes ago, Jeff said:

He's included in here.

 

Had a good laugh at this thread, the laughing guy on Dalry Rd in particular

 

What website is that on? Think the works internet is blocking the link.

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Adam is a total penis, a danger to the public and he needs sectioned.

 

Ohter great characters is the laughing man of Dalry, the dirty smelly nationalist (No, he is literally) who walks about all in tartan. The Gorgie Gurkha and the walking man.

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21 minutes ago, i8hibsh said:

Adam is a total penis, a danger to the public and he needs sectioned.

 

Ohter great characters is the laughing man of Dalry, the dirty smelly nationalist (No, he is literally) who walks about all in tartan. The Gorgie Gurkha and the walking man.

 

Every time I see the laughing man of Dalry I'm astonished that he's still alive

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31 minutes ago, i8hibsh said:

Adam is a total penis, a danger to the public and he needs sectioned.

 

Ohter great characters is the laughing man of Dalry, the dirty smelly nationalist (No, he is literally) who walks about all in tartan. The Gorgie Gurkha and the walking man.

You should be on that list.

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11 minutes ago, Jeff said:

 

Every time I see the laughing man of Dalry I'm astonished that he's still alive

I work not far from where he lives, and haven't seen (or heard) him for a while.  I hope he's ok. Any time he's spoke to me, I've not understood a word he's said, but always walk away smiling.

 

1 minute ago, Bridge of Djoum said:

You should be on that list.

Sorry but :rofl:

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3 minutes ago, Lemongrab said:

I work not far from where he lives, and haven't seen (or heard) him for a while.  I hope he's ok. Any time he's spoke to me, I've not understood a word he's said, but always walk away smiling.

 

Sorry but :rofl:

 

Last time I seen him was before the Motherwell home game

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4 hours ago, Bridge of Djoum said:

You should be on that list.

Imagine getting life advice from the resident nonce.

 

Unreal.

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5 minutes ago, Sexton Hardcastle said:

Imagine getting life advice from the resident nonce.

 

Unreal.

:rofl:

 

 

 

 

Wait... Am I the nonce?

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1 hour ago, Bridge of Djoum said:

:rofl:

 

 

 

 

Wait... Am I the nonce?

 

Depends...

 

Do you steal knickers from women?

 

Are you a bigot/racist?

 

Sexist?

 

Have a lot of time for Yaxley-Lennon?

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15 minutes ago, been here before said:

 

Depends...

 

Do you steal knickers from women?

 

Are you a bigot/racist?

 

Sexist?

 

Have a lot of time for Yaxley-Lennon?

In no particular order...

 

Yes

 

Yes

 

Yes

 

Yes.

 

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23 minutes ago, Bridge of Djoum said:

In no particular order...

 

Yes

 

Yes

 

Yes

 

Yes.

 

 

Could be.

 

Do you constantly use the term 'snowflake'?

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Just now, been here before said:

 

Could be.

 

Do you constantly use the term 'snowflake'?

If that's stealing clothing from washing lines...yes!

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