Matthew Le Tissier Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 Deposit put down and cabin booked. Really looking forward to this. Anyone else booked up or done it before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 Is that similar to Bowie on the Boat? Bloody horrific by all accounts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 Sounds absolutely awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mutley Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 Got to be the worst way imaginable to get to Amsterdam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwayssunnyingorgie Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 Boogie is a prick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 2 hours ago, mutley said: Got to be the worst way imaginable to get to Amsterdam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 Not sure if serious... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 Can you please kick him and that remarkably unfunny lady he works with in the throat. Radio for the brain dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 I think if it had been around when I was younger I'd have gone and loved it, but I'm too old and grumpy now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 What are the prospects of getting lucky on these trips? I'm...eh....asking for a friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 20 minutes ago, Der Kaiser said: What are the prospects of getting lucky on these trips? I'm...eh....asking for a friend. For you.... meh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo1961 Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 3 hours ago, Sexton Hardcastle said: Can you please kick him and that remarkably unfunny lady he works with in the throat. Radio for the brain dead. My sentiments exactly A professional time waster is that Man ...with a sycophant in tow ,who would laugh at a wheel going round Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 That's disappointing....i consider myself a strong 5......maybe a 6 if I put on aftershave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 19 hours ago, Alwayssunnyingorgie said: Boogie is a prick I was going to type that. Think he's a Rangers fan too. He's about as funny as a wasp in yer y-fronts. Bogey in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngleParkMenace Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 I was on a boat to the Dam when we had the misfortune of being joined by Boogie on the boat on the trip out there. It was like a schemie summer holiday. Neds everywhere screeming ‘boogie boogie, boogie on the boat’ at any and every opportunity. They took over the main bar, your not meant to get in if you don’t have a wee wrist band. We got past a bouncer and went to see the fuss. Total jakeball central. Quickly left. There were some decent looking folk there but the personalities of the schemies took over. In the morning I got to see some lass walking through the boat with a duvet wrapped round her, swigging from a bottle of rose in her hand. She met her pal and told her she had cum dripping down her thighs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwayssunnyingorgie Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 14 minutes ago, AngleParkMenace said: I was on a boat to the Dam when we had the misfortune of being joined by Boogie on the boat on the trip out there. It was like a schemie summer holiday. Neds everywhere screeming ‘boogie boogie, boogie on the boat’ at any and every opportunity. They took over the main bar, your not meant to get in if you don’t have a wee wrist band. We got past a bouncer and went to see the fuss. Total jakeball central. Quickly left. There were some decent looking folk there but the personalities of the schemies took over. In the morning I got to see some lass walking through the boat with a duvet wrapped round her, swigging from a bottle of rose in her hand. She met her pal and told her she had cum dripping down her thighs. SOLD. you've made it sound great, I love scheme slags.A boat full would be brilliant, Imagine all the scummy mummy's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howdy Doody Jambo Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 No no no no no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 On 05/11/2017 at 23:18, Matthew Le Tissier said: Deposit put down and cabin booked. Really looking forward to this. Anyone else booked up or done it before? Looks like you can relax mate, none of these snooty buggers are going! Always thought it sneaky that this ferry advertises as going to Amsterdam when it docks 40km away in Ijmuiden BTW but that's another story - at least there's a cheap coffee shop nearby in ijmuiden, Joe Cool. Get tore in and enjoy though, if you can't pull on this boat you should hang it up for good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 23 minutes ago, Smithee said: Looks like you can relax mate, none of these snooty buggers are going! Always thought it sneaky that this ferry advertises as going to Amsterdam when it docks 40km away in Ijmuiden BTW but that's another story - at least there's a cheap coffee shop nearby in ijmuiden, Joe Cool. Get tore in and enjoy though, if you can't pull on this boat you should hang it up for good! You've never met the OP, have you Smithee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 3 hours ago, Alwayssunnyingorgie said: SOLD. you've made it sound great, I love scheme slags.A boat full would be brilliant, Imagine all the scummy mummy's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 4 hours ago, Alwayssunnyingorgie said: SOLD. you've made it sound great, I love scheme slags.A boat full would be brilliant, Imagine all the scummy mummy's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 The worlds biggest in work is obsessed by Boogie, he phones in all the time and forces his kids on them, tweets him daily desperate for a 'like', Boogie now ignores him and he's started on the woman and the other boy Mark Martin, he talks about them like he's mates with them! I now like Boogie since he's clearly ignoring him, totally unfunny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 4 hours ago, ...a bit disco said: You've never met the OP, have you Smithee? I haven't but you can tell he's a pure ride that any Calders Princess would be dying to claim for an hour or two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Smithee said: I haven't but you can tell he's a pure ride that any Calders Princess would be dying to claim for an hour or two This is a guy whose list of life achievements includes: Barred from the Bush Bar, Easter Road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le Tissier Posted November 7, 2017 Author Share Posted November 7, 2017 3 hours ago, ...a bit disco said: This is a guy whose list of life achievements includes: Barred from the Bush Bar, Easter Road. I miss Bush Bar This Sounds like a typical night out in Leith tbf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Just now, Matthew Le Tissier said: I miss Bush Bar This Sounds like a typical night out in Leith tbf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottish_chicP Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 (edited) I'm going for the first time. How bad can it be Edited November 7, 2017 by scottish_chicP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks said no Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 14 hours ago, AngleParkMenace said: I was on a boat to the Dam when we had the misfortune of being joined by Boogie on the boat on the trip out there. It was like a schemie summer holiday. Neds everywhere screeming ‘boogie boogie, boogie on the boat’ at any and every opportunity. They took over the main bar, your not meant to get in if you don’t have a wee wrist band. We got past a bouncer and went to see the fuss. Total jakeball central. Quickly left. There were some decent looking folk there but the personalities of the schemies took over. In the morning I got to see some lass walking through the boat with a duvet wrapped round her, swigging from a bottle of rose in her hand. She met her pal and told her she had cum dripping down her thighs. Thank you Sir, that is one of the best posts I have read on JKB in a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 23 minutes ago, scottish_chicP said: I'm going for the first time. How bad can it be are you going to be the girl who had a duvet wrapped around her in APMs story? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 4 minutes ago, milky_26 said: are you going to be the girl who had a duvet wrapped around her in APMs story? Oor chicp's no like that. She'll have none of that duvet nonsense! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sick.of.romanov Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 On 06/11/2017 at 12:33, Sexton Hardcastle said: Can you please kick him and that remarkably unfunny lady he works with in the throat. Radio for the brain dead. It's the false laugh that she puts on that does my head in, if you don't find it funny don't pretend you do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 On 11/5/2017 at 17:18, Matthew Le Tissier said: Deposit put down and cabin booked. Really looking forward to this. Anyone else booked up or done it before? My mate did this a few years ago. The one to Amsterdam I think? He said it was jam packed with jakey arseholes. Have fun, pal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Haggis Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 https://planetradio.co.uk/forth/local/events/get-ready-to-set-sail-for-boogie-on-the-boat-2019/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks said no Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 40 minutes ago, Angry Haggis said: https://planetradio.co.uk/forth/local/events/get-ready-to-set-sail-for-boogie-on-the-boat-2019/ Once back on board the ship you will settle down to dinner, before our fancy dress themed party night begins for our return journey back to Newcastle! The video and the final couple of pictures when you scroll down include a man with a box on his head, a unicorn and a nun........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 Thanks for the link because up until then i genuinely had to no idea what this thread was all about. Based on the photos it looks like the boat will be full of loads of wee darlings.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 3 hours ago, The Frenchman Returns said: Once back on board the ship you will settle down to dinner, before our fancy dress themed party night begins for our return journey back to Newcastle! The video and the final couple of pictures when you scroll down include a man with a box on his head, a unicorn and a nun........ I know. That, added to the fact that Boogie is an arse, makes this sound a horrendous event. Does the daft cow that used to present the show with him (Arlene?) still do so? She used to be as funny as a wasp in your bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le Tissier Posted December 7, 2018 Author Share Posted December 7, 2018 ??? wasn’t actually that bad to be honest. Boat is hefty expensive for bevvy though. Would I do it again probably not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 24 minutes ago, Matthew Le Tissier said: ??? wasn’t actually that bad to be honest. Boat is hefty expensive for bevvy though. Would I do it again probably not. More importantly, did you get your hole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Salad Fingers said: More importantly, did you get your hole? Stop dressing it up ffs If you need an answer, just ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, Morgan said: Stop dressing it up ffs If you need an answer, just ask. the reason I ask is three of my mates went a few years ago to Bowie on the Boat expecting it to be easy to get a shag. Apparently it was a total sausage fest and the only one of the three to get their hole was the ugly one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, Salad Fingers said: the reason I ask is three of my mates went a few years ago to Bowie on the Boat expecting it to be easy to get a shag. Apparently it was a total sausage fest and the only one of the three to get their hole was the ugly one. Sausage fest The ugly one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Salad Fingers said: the reason I ask is three of my mates went a few years ago to Bowie on the Boat expecting it to be easy to get a shag. Apparently it was a total sausage fest and the only one of the three to get their hole was the ugly one. He pulled the unicorn in the pic above nap. Edit:the one on the right. Didn’t realise they were all unicorns. Edited December 7, 2018 by gjcc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 On 07/11/2017 at 12:37, Morgan said: This thread is crying out for someone we all love to hear from. Where is he when you need him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 7 minutes ago, Seymour M Hersh said: This thread is crying out for someone we all love to hear from. Where is he when you need him? Alwayssunnyingorgie I fear, is long gone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Morgan said: Alwayssunnyingorgie I fear, is long gone Not who i meant. The J man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le Tissier Posted December 7, 2018 Author Share Posted December 7, 2018 2 hours ago, Salad Fingers said: More importantly, did you get your hole? ??? nah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 Whos Boogie ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Harry Potter said: Whos Boogie ? He’s an arsehole with a boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 13 hours ago, Seymour M Hersh said: Not who i meant. The J man? Ah! Right. Him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 11 minutes ago, Morgan said: He’s an arsehole with a boat. Cheers mate ha ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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