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JudyJudyJudy
35 minutes ago, Hmfc1965 said:

There's a lot of things you can say about Boris but he seems quite Liberal on matters like this 

I’d agree . In fact many Tories are libertarians and don’t believe the state has any business getting involved in peoples personal lives and “ lifestyles” unlike some other parties 

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i wish jj was my dad
1 hour ago, Hmfc1965 said:

There's a lot of things you can say about Boris but he seems quite Liberal on matters like this 

What was it he said about tank topped bumboys? Aimed at Peter Mandelson if I recall. Plenty of shit I can think of to to throw at him without resorting to that sort of shite. On the same.level as his postbox stuff.  Liberal chap though.

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Just now, Cade said:

These liberal, open-minded, LGBT ally Tories have just banned unisex toilets in new builds.

 

:rofl:

I suppose some parents of young girls may find this good news?

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il Duce McTarkin
9 hours ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

Off the scale virtue signalling . Sorry Angie and Keir , judging by the twitter comments many of us “ queers “ aren’t buying it . 
 

 

 

 

Should they just wear t-shirts with '**** the gays' plastered across the front then? 

 

I can't see you working yourself into the standard verbose tizzy about that, right enough.

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5 minutes ago, Dirk McClaymore said:

 

Should they just wear t-shirts with '**** the gays' plastered across the front then? 

 

I can't see you working yourself into the standard verbose tizzy about that, right enough.

He can’t even be honest and define what a woman is . Ffs . He has zero integrity . He would literally join any parade for a vote . 

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JudyJudyJudy
26 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

I suppose some parents of young girls may find this good news?

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Shooter McGavin

Boris lying to parliament multiple times, misleading parliament multiple times, sacked as a journalist for lying, breaking the law, 126 fines, being aware of sexual deviants in his ranks and doing nothing, being caught in the middle of a sexual act in the workplace, “tank topped bum boys”, calling muslim women “letterboxes”, “flag waving picanninies with watermelon smiles”, cheating on every single one of his wifes… (it’s late, but this list could literally go on and on)


But all of that, ALL of that is forgotten about and condoned, 

 

BUT KEIR STARMER ATTENDS A PRIDE EVENT!

 

:seething:
 

 

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i wish jj was my dad
45 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

He can’t even be honest and define what a woman is . Ffs . He has zero integrity . He would literally join any parade for a vote . 

Wtf had this got to do with Tory lying? I don't get it

If you are suggesting all politicians are opportunist pricks fair enough but you want this thread to be about a very different issue. The same one you seem to have a beef with NS about. 

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il Duce McTarkin
4 minutes ago, i wish jj was my dad said:

Wtf had this got to do with Tory lying? I don't get it

If you are suggesting all politicians are opportunist pricks fair enough but you want this thread to be about a very different issue. The same one you seem to have a beef with NS about. 

 

He's a bigot. 

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i wish jj was my dad
17 minutes ago, Dirk McClaymore said:

 

He's a bigot. 

Who is a bigot? 

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il Duce McTarkin
3 hours ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

 

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Hell yeh.

 

You need to own your bigotry, judy.

Be at one with your prejudice.

It's the only way an angry man like you will find inner peace.

We don't want you going all Buffalo Bill on us.

 

 

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The Mighty Thor

Stunning similarities here with the 'there were no parties' routine from a few months ago 🤔

 

 

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jack D and coke
12 minutes ago, The Mighty Thor said:

Stunning similarities here with the 'there were no parties' routine from a few months ago 🤔

 

 

The cumdog tweeted yesterday saying that if Johnson wasn’t aware of any allegations why did he call him “Pincher by name, Pincher by nature” :lol: 

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Unconfirmed rumours circulating that Boris has been banging his hairdresser (who knew he had one) and has gotten her up the duff.

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On 03/07/2022 at 06:19, The Mighty Thor said:

The Conservative and Unionist party. 

Truly the gold standard of noncing.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-62025612

 

A further 6 alleged sexual assaults.

 

And of course he will absolutely not be resigning.

 

Why not? Well because of this....

 

 

 

It's important to remember that not ALL Tories are beasts.

 

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JudyJudyJudy
6 hours ago, Dirk McClaymore said:

 

Hell yeh.

 

You need to own your bigotry, judy.

Be at one with your prejudice.

It's the only way an angry man like you will find inner peace.

We don't want you going all Buffalo Bill on us.

 

 

Only.8 days for your parade ? Got your drums ready ? 👍

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1 hour ago, Cade said:

Unconfirmed rumours circulating that Boris has been banging his hairdresser (who knew he had one) and has gotten her up the duff.


Looks like he got her pregnant half way through the haircut

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Tractor porn Tory Neil Parish today admitted he is 'no angel' and his long-suffering wife chases him around the kitchen with scissors threatening to 'snip' off his genitals in an excruciating TV exclusive about his demise.

ITV viewers said they were put off their breakfast by the bizarre interview with Lorraine where he also laid into Boris Johnson after another 'Pestminster' sleaze scandal erupted.

Mr Parish admitted that he initially lied about being the MP who was caught watching tractor porn in the Commons, having confessed after an 'embarrassing' conversation with his wife Susan and their two children.

The Tory quit as the MP for Tiverton and Honiton after the scandal in April, with the Lib Dems taking the seat at a by-election last month - the first time in its history that it was not won by the Conservatives. 

He said: 'She [his wife] knows I'm no angel, she chases me around the kitchen with scissors saying 'snipper snap' knowing full well what part of my anatomy she is after. She knows what I'm like'.

Paying tribute to his wife, he said: 'She came up with me all the 12 years I was in Parliament. Helped me in the office, helped keep me on time. She's done so much with me so naturally on the morning I decided to resign it was her advice I took. Our children, our son and our daughter, both gave very sound advice, and in the end do you twist and turn, do you tell lots of fibs, or go. And I decided to go'.

Farmer Mr Parish first said he accidentally viewed one X-rated video when browsing for tractors, before later doing so deliberately in the Commons chamber. 
 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10979837/Tractor-porn-MP-Neil-Parish-says-wife-used-chase-kitchen-pair-scissors.html#article-10979837

 

they are all bonkers 

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8 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

My god , one has to at least admire his stamina for a guy his age ! However I thought coke made the coke droop ! 😂😂 must use plenty viagra I assume ! 😎

 

It's actually mental to think he's potted the pink (and potentially the brown) more times than a snooker player would

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JudyJudyJudy
Just now, Jeff said:

 

It's actually mental to think he's potted the pink (and potentially the brown) more times than a snooker player would

And probably on the Charlie which is a feat in itself ( apparently !😂

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4 hours ago, Cade said:

Unconfirmed rumours circulating that Boris has been banging his hairdresser (who knew he had one) and has gotten her up the duff.

I read about this, I can't help thinking she got sent back to Canada for other reasons. I mean, look at the *****'s hair, talk about shite at your job.

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AlimOzturk

What’s the rumours about Boris and a hairdresser that’s doing the rounds? Surely no? 
 

:rofl:

 

then again it wouldn’t surprise me. 

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Can't fault a hairdresser being happier to be known as having been pumped off him than them being responsible for that hair.

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27 minutes ago, AlimOzturk said:

What’s the rumours about Boris and a hairdresser that’s doing the rounds? Surely no? 
 

:rofl:

 

then again it wouldn’t surprise me. 

His Canadian hairdresser, he got her pregnant, she's away back to Canada.

No idea if it's true tbh but that's the rumour!

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He always gets off lightly. He is an open goal but so many have a chance to confront him with his lying ways but it always seeems to be a swing and a miss. 

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il Duce McTarkin
6 hours ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

Only.8 days for your parade ? Got your drums ready ? 👍

 

Dusting off the drum as we speak.

 

I assume that you're more of a flute man?

 

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JudyJudyJudy
12 minutes ago, Dirk McClaymore said:

 

Dusting off the drum as we speak.

 

I assume that you're more of a flute man?

 

The “  flute 😎

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Japan Jambo
On 03/07/2022 at 13:33, JudyJudyJudy said:

Off the scale virtue signalling . Sorry Angie and Keir , judging by the twitter comments many of us “ queers “ aren’t buying it . 
 

 

 

 

Yup clearly a work event - no chance that pair would be socialising voluntarily.

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JudyJudyJudy
15 minutes ago, Japan Jambo said:

 

Yup clearly a work event - no chance that pair would be socialising voluntarily.

You spelt “ woke “ wrong ! 

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16 minutes ago, Sooperstar said:

BBC News - Boris Johnson was made aware of formal Chris Pincher complaint
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-62040915

 

 

 

Our Pinnochio PM will be ready fumble through another set of lies.

 

"I wasn't aware of the allegations"

 

Then 

 

"Ok so I was aware but I thought it was just silly rumours"

 

Then 

 

"I was aware that there were official complaints but I didn't think they were that serious"

 

Then 

 

"I was aware of how serious it was but I thought it was done by somebody else"

 

Then

 

"It's time to move on. The public want us to get on with rebuilding the country. We got Brexit done!"

 

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That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.

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Just now, Cade said:

That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.

You've met my wife then?

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Media created distraction.  People don't care about this Westminster bubble,  metropolitan elite piffle.  

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Shooter McGavin

So Boris is now lying, and changing his line of events with regards to a sex pest he championed.

 

Who’d have thunk.

 

Anyway, time to move on, get on with the job, nothing to see here…

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Konrad von Carstein

WOW!!

 

Dominic Raab's performance on GMB is toe curlingly* embarrassing. I can't imagine what would make you debase yourself so deeply and with zero self respect.

 

*Disgusting and a disgrace to the electorate and clearly lacking any morals.

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Jeffros Furios
3 minutes ago, Konrad von Carstein said:

 

Raab is a piece of shit 

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