Bazzas right boot Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 One ticket please. Smoking or non-smoking? Smoking. *hands over a burning ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Watching it now, stuck it on Netflix! Wife ain't happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Is airplane 2 any good never seen it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Is airplane 2 any good never seen it No, rotten. Most the cast is the same but it's not by the Abrahams/Zucker(s) team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 No, rotten. Most the cast is the same but it's not by the Abrahams/Zucker(s) team. You think so? I loved the sequel almost as much as the original. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 (edited) You think so? I loved the sequel almost as much as the original.To be fair, I haven't seen it for years but from memory it's not a patch...but then I loved the Abrahams/Zuckers stuff so more Airplane!, Police Squad, Naked Gun etc. I've just noticed Airplane 2 is in the Sky Hub so will give it a watch sometime... Edited January 18, 2017 by neilnunb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Watched airplane 2 and while it isn't as good as the first one it is still funny as. Striker once again the hero. "striker, I have a funny feeling we have done this all before" "ya think" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smallfaces Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 One of the funniest films ever. If you ever have the chance, watch the original Airport 1975 movie first. The nun/guitar scene in Airplane is even funnier after watching that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 I love the part on Airplane 2 where it looks like the guy is talking to another guy on a computer screen. They have a 15 second convo and then one of them proceeds to open the door and keep talking - turns out it was a door with a window. Similar joke in the first naked gun when there's a random door in the middle of the room that the other two just walk around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diane Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 (edited) I love the part on Airplane 2 where it looks like the guy is talking to another guy on a computer screen. They have a 15 second convo and then one of them proceeds to open the door and keep talking - turns out it was a door with a window. Similar joke in the first naked gun when there's a random door in the middle of the room that the other two just walk around https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf_kjwOSjGI Made all the funnier by the fact it's played by William Shatner. Edited January 19, 2017 by Diane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf_kjwOSjGI Made all the funnier by the fact it's played by William Shatner. tremendous haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Better call Saul Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Watching it now, stuck it on Netflix! Wife ain't happy. are they ever ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 "Ever seen a grown man naked?" "Ever been in a Turkish prison?" "Do you like films about Gladiators?" Film is timeless, still as funny and relevant today as it was almost 40 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back of the Bus Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar. Elaine: When will you be back? Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 I have watched the movie numerous times and even this thread with the quotes makes me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Thanks to JKB I have just watched it worth my 11 year old. He giggled his way through it. Not at all the same parts as me but, to him, it could have been made in his lifetime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar. Elaine: When will you be back? Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heres Rixxy Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Paying for the fuel with a credit card through the cockpit window. After captain Roger is unconscious he gets dragged out the seat and you see he is wearing his basketball strip below the waist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 On the strength of this thread, I am currently watching the film whilst caramelising some onions. Tell problem is my tears of laughter keep filling the frying pan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Is that not just the onions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EreWeG0.. Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Is that not just the onions? Surely you can't be serious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Itv 4 now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Cockade Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skacel51 Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Remind me what did have for dinner this evening. We had steak or fish. Thats right i had lasagne. I nearly died at that line absolutely genius i just did not see it coming. Sent from my SM-G850F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 I just want to wish you both good luck, we are all counting on you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearts151 Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 When... Hears about this the shits going to really hit the fan. "Dram ma'am.." "Most certainly not!" *snort* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearts151 Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 (edited) Airplane2.... The air Pakistan poster hahaha Edited September 18, 2017 by hearts151 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo poet Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 great film and great quotes throughout this thread. I recorded it and watched it with my 12yr old boy and he laughed all the way through..mental film. another great film of similar ilk and released about the same time is Top Secret...laugh a minute stuff...Abrahams/Zuker too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Gentleman Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 The best bits of them all wrapped up here........ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha8Hx21T51w Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 I had lasagna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 A gag every 30 seconds on average. Easily one of the funniest films ever made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 15 minutes ago, Norm said: A gag every 30 seconds on average. Easily one of the funniest films ever made. I’ve been watching a series about the history of comedy and there was a good section about this. I didn’t realise a lot of it is pretty much a scene for scene remake of a terrible B movie. Obviously with added gags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 3 minutes ago, Tazio said: I’ve been watching a series about the history of comedy and there was a good section about this. I didn’t realise a lot of it is pretty much a scene for scene remake of a terrible B movie. Obviously with added gags. I'm sure the "didn't have fish for dinner" line is a word for word quote from Zero Hour!, the film it was based on. It's an absolute comic masterpiece. Just so many good jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 Just now, Norm said: I'm sure the "didn't have fish for dinner" line is a word for word quote from Zero Hour!, the film it was based on. It's an absolute comic masterpiece. Just so many good jokes. Yeah, it’s a mix of Zero Hour with a fair bit of Airport 75 in the characters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamhammer Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 On 17/01/2017 at 21:17, Samuel Camazzola said: 'Nervous?' 'Yes' 'First time?' 'No, I've been nervous lots of times.' That’s the one for me 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 “Cream?” “No, I like my coffee black, like my men” The black dudes speaking jive then the old women speaking jive to them. Could not get away with that nowadays. Lift Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 "Adopt crash positions!" Every. Single. Time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Z Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 10 hours ago, AlimOzturk said: “Cream?” “No, I like my coffee black, like my men” The black dudes speaking jive then the old women speaking jive to them. Could not get away with that nowadays. Not to mention the old woman speaking jive was the same actress that played June Cleaver, the mother in the 1950s show Leave It to Beaver, which projected "good, wholesome," extremely white, suburban America, in typical post-war, pre-civil rights era fashion. For what it's worth, you could absolutely get away with lampooning such things as that these days, and rightly so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 Good bump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Z Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 1 hour ago, The Real Maroonblood said: Good bump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kila Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 The Jaws reference as the plane tail pokes above the clouds. I've not seen Airplane 2 for some time, but I recall there being some sort of x-ray scanners at the airport and the security guys were basically seeing folk without clothes, and so we see some nice tits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 29 minutes ago, Justin Z said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 Also missed by a lot of viewers is that the sound of the plane is a propellor one but it’s a jet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stirlo Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 Great films. One of my favourite scenes is the one in Airplane 2 where all the passengers start rioting on being told they're out of coffee and the overhead sign starts flashing with the words "don't panic" - and then a few seconds later "okay panic". Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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