Paolo Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 May as well stick any sexy actress in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 May as well stick any sexy actress in. Problem with that?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 It is from the Bible so I'm hoping its not a sin or a warning from the Mods because of the thrupney bits Josh Widdecombe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Tina Carlyle from The Mask. My niece looks like Cameron Diaz so it would just seem weird perving over her. And no I'm not posting pictures of my niece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 My niece looks like Cameron Diaz so it would just seem weird perving over her. And no I'm not posting pictures of my niece. Pictures? **** that mate give us a phone number or email! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Pictures? **** that mate give us a phone number or email! [email protected] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 My niece looks like Cameron Diaz so it would just seem weird perving over her. And no I'm not posting pictures of my niece. I'd like to take Cameron up Diaz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 I'd like to take Cameron up Diaz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Know that you have brought this on yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Know that you have brought this on yourself. I do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 I'd like to take Cameron up Diaz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 This might be hard for you to believe Morgan but . . . . . . . . . . . I wouldn't do Cameron Diaz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 This might be hard for you to believe Morgan but . . . . . . . . . . . I wouldn't do Cameron Diaz. You're right. It's hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Can see steven pressley and rod petrie in there Which set of fig leaves is hiding Petrie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 May as well stick any sexy actress in. You're so unhappy nowadays mate. What's up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 You're so unhappy nowadays mate. What's up? Seeing all these ladies and remembering Inaint getting any action. Maybe Ian's niece can help. Especially if she looks like Diaz. Assuming she is legal, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 The hunt for Ian's tidy family begins. We can assume that she has a 50% chance of having a surname that begins with T. Maybe slightly higher if you factor in the probability of the non-blood sister/brother in law also having a surname that begins with T. Any other clues? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 The hunt for Ian's tidy family begins. We can assume that she has a 50% chance of having a surname that begins with T. Maybe slightly higher if you factor in the probability of the non-blood sister/brother in law also having a surname that begins with T. Any other clues? Well if you're in charge of the investigation then my niece is perfectly safe from you lot By the way the T in iantjambo stands for "The" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Well if you're in charge of the investigation then my niece is perfectly safe from you lot By the way the T in iantjambo stands for "The" No!! All those hours of poring over the evidence. After all I've given in manpower and time... And it's a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 No!! All those hours of poring over the evidence. After all I've given in manpower and time... And it's a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Well if you're in charge of the investigation then my niece is perfectly safe from you lot By the way the T in iantjambo stands for "The" That helps. Can't be many people in the phone book with the surname The. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 That helps. Can't be many people in the phone book with the surname The. Rumbled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Seeing all these ladies and remembering Inaint getting any action. Maybe Ian's niece can help. Especially if she looks like Diaz. Assuming she is legal, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EreWeG0.. Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 If anyone wants to search "Ian" in Edinburgh on Facebook and look through each one of their friend list to find a Diaz-lookalike then we may get somewhere. I'm all knackered out from my earlier detective work but if someone wants to take this one for the team I'd be appreciative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Could just Google 'Cameron Diaz' and be done with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Could just Google 'Cameron Diaz' and be done with it. Eureka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Could just Google 'Cameron Diaz' and be done with it. Where's the fun in that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Any of Lois out of Family Guy in the scud ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Disgusting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Disgusting It's a good thing we don't act like this in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 It's a good thing we don't act like this in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 It's a good thing we don't act like this in real life. Chester does though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Chester does though... The day I found some animated version of Lara Croft on Pornhub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 The day I found some animated version of Lara Croft on Pornhub It's those mirrored shades that game the game away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 The day I found some animated version of Lara Croft on Pornhub My mate wants a link. But he said to send it to me. Please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Was just talking about you... Me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 My mate wants a link. But he said to send it to me. Please. I must be your mate then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 You're all liars if you deny cracking one off at something unusual. I did say it was only the once right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 I must be your mate then Morgan's in on the computerphilia action. Good man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted November 22, 2016 Author Share Posted November 22, 2016 You're all liars if you deny cracking one off at something unusual. I did say it was only the once right? That's worth it's own thread [emoji38] "Whats the most unusual thing you've ever knocked one out to" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 You're all liars if you deny cracking one off at something unusual. I did say it was only the once right? Do bursds in ripped jeans worn over fishnet tights count as unusual? Just asking like. For my pal. That was real funny typing 'wink' whilst looking at the letter 'a'.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 I can't believe I just googled some lara croft porn. Quality animated deviance Edit *AGAIN* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 I can't believe I just googled some lara croft porn. Quality animated deviance Edit *AGAIN* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 That's worth it's own thread [emoji38] "Whats the most unusual thing you've ever knocked one out to" **** that, Chester would crash the internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Do not google Womb Raider. I repeat, do not google Womb Raider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 **** that, Chester would crash the internet Let's do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Do not google Womb Raider. I repeat, do not google Womb Raider Guess what I'm about to do? No Chester, not that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Cracking one off. I bet you've got that as a tattoo.............you do........don't you?!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 That's worth it's own thread [emoji38] "Whats the most unusual thing you've ever knocked one out to" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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