Arthur Morgan Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 Used to prank call the After Eight club, usually went something like this: "Hello." "Hello, I'd like to buy a swing for my back garden." "Sorry, we don't sell swings." "But you're a swingers club, surely you sell swings?" "No Sir, that's not the kind of swinging that happens here." "Excuse me?" "We don't sell swings Sir." "Oh right... I get it... different kind of swinging... I understand now." "Exactly Sir. Sorry we couldn't help." "It's OK, I'll buy some ropes then." "Sorry?" "For the Tarzan stuff..." CLICK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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