¼½¾ Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Viewed this thread for a couple of days but not looked at it since Thursday night. Checked tonight, 269 unread posts! Congratulations SF, you are probably too busy to read this just now Thanks to the many posters who have made me LOL. This will no doubt end up in the classics. If he's not, he soon will be. Fiddlers elbow, and all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Don't worry, Salad'll be reaching for his phone to update us before it's floppy again post coitus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThehandsofZibi Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 This is JKB at its finest. Enjoy flinging it up her tonight SF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Did you steal her pants? Do they have stains and have you been sniffing them all day? FFS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 This is JKB at its finest. Enjoy flinging it up her tonight SF! Flinging it up her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 he could be wandering around the streets of Muirhouse or Pilton as we speak, dazed, confused wrapped in clingfilm with a cucumber stuck up his erse!!! So...more Salad Erse than Salad Fingers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo1874 Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Without going through the whole thread was it the piemaker SF rattled or some other victim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Without going through the whole thread was it the piemaker SF rattled or some other victim? Some other wee skelp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo1874 Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 (edited) Some other wee skelp.Good lad!! Online dating is like shooting fish in a barrel. Just hope he doesn't end up falling for her. Happened to one of the joiners on a job. Rattling this tidy. Showed all the boys photos of her all ways. Ended up madly in love with her. Still gets it tight about that. Edited August 13, 2016 by robbo1874 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 FFS! I think IJ was making a none-too-oblique reference to a precedent for such behaviour, established by a noteworthy poster on here who "8"s h1b5 (and everything / everyone else...). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftBack Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Flinging it up her total eclipse of the heart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweegy Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Update SF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B4 Part B Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Good lad!! Online dating is like shooting fish in a barrel. Just hope he doesn't end up falling for her. Happened to one of the joiners on a job. Rattling this tidy. Showed all the boys photos of her all ways. Ended up madly in love with her. Still gets it tight about that. I'll take a PM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo dans les Pyrenees Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 11 pages and amazed - AMAZED - that there hasn't been a reference to "tossing the salad"... JKB not what it used to be etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 11 pages and amazed - AMAZED - that there hasn't been a reference to "tossing the salad"... JKB not what it used to be etc. There has been one or two mentions, son don't worry, JKB is not losing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muldoon74 Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 thankfully no mention "Salad cream" either.. oops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThehandsofZibi Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Just up, don't care about Farah, Ennis-hill or Rutherford. I want to know if Salad Fingers got the gold for bedroom gymnastics?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted August 14, 2016 Author Share Posted August 14, 2016 That's her away. Can now watch MOTD and more importantly drop this load I've been holding in all night. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted August 14, 2016 Author Share Posted August 14, 2016 Who's next on the list? Or have you found yourself your ideal dirty? I'll be honest she's a dirty not marriage material obviously but she'll do for now. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 she'll do for now. Players gonna play Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 I'll be honest she's a dirty not marriage material obviously but she'll do for now. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk She's so lucky to be getting scuttled from such a charming gentleman as you SF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted August 14, 2016 Author Share Posted August 14, 2016 She's so lucky to be getting scuttled from such a charming gentleman as you SF I realise now that i sounded like a bit of a **** there. I apologise. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Buaben Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Imagine when she reads through his phone in a couple of weeks and finds this thread Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo dans les Pyrenees Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Imagine when she reads through his phone in a couple of weeks and finds this thread Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Nae fingers (and other extremities also hacked off with a rusty blade). Nap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 She's probably thinking 'Aye he's alright, but he kept drunkenly talking in his sleep about 'Salad for fingers & keeping the lads in the shed happy' He doesn't even have a garden, weirdo.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huguenot Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Great read. Is this burd from Edinburgh? or Glasgow? Somebody mentioned Frankenstein's on George the 4th bridge and getting dropped off at the Barras? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Huguenot trying to pinpoint the dirty so he can have sloppy salad seconds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted August 14, 2016 Author Share Posted August 14, 2016 Great read. Is this burd from Edinburgh? or Glasgow? Somebody mentioned Frankenstein's on George the 4th bridge and getting dropped off at the Barras? She'd defo a Weegie [emoji1]. Well almost, she's a Bishy bursd. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Bishy - really? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bishy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 My ex wife was from Bishopbriggs. Watch them mate, she was a headbanger. Bishy birds not to be trusted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 This thread makes me want to download Tinder..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael_Jackson Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 My ex wife was from Bishopbriggs. Watch them mate, she was a headbanger. Bishy birds not to be trusted. It's probably her he's pumping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 It's probably her he's pumping Good luck to him then. Probably already had more shags oot of her than I did throughout the whole of my marriage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Good luck to him then. Probably already had more shags oot of her than I did throughout the whole of my marriage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 I'll be honest she's a dirty not marriage material obviously but she'll do for now. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Are you going to pass on her pants when you're finished with them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 I'll be honest she's a dirty not marriage material obviously but she'll do for now. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk What do you mean "dirty"? Does she like it up the banana fritter while doing herself with the black mamba and have her sister tickle your dangly bits? Or is the sink full of last weeks dishes and she never cleans behind the fridge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo dans les Pyrenees Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 What do you mean "dirty"? Does she like it up the banana fritter while doing herself with the black mamba and have her sister tickle your dangly bits? Or is the sink full of last weeks dishes and she never cleans behind the fridge? I was just about to ask "good dirty or bad dirty" but you, sir, have a better way with words.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 It's probably her he's pumping If it turned out that CC had been cheering on someone to pump his ex wife then that would just be fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 If it turned out that CC had been cheering on someone to pump his ex wife then that would just be fantastic. I would love it as it would turn out she was cheating on her current guy and would use it to blackmail her for life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Imagine the scenes if it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 We'd need to create a new Super Classics sub-forum just for this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 If it turned out that CC had been cheering on someone to pump his ex wife then that would just be fantastic. I think this scenario would elevate this to the greatest thread in the history of the Internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 So, SF, how old is said strumpet? Chester. Pay attention... Also, if ages don't tally, does your ex have any female relations that might fit the age group Salad will supply? She has a wee sister who is pretty nice in the mid 30's age. She looks a right wee dirty too so would please me if it was her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theshed Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 I've not read all this thread but is this the same women the OP said he didn't fancy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 I've not read all this thread but is this the same women the OP said he didn't fancy? Nope - This could be Chester's ex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 I've not read all this thread but is this the same women the OP said he didn't fancy? Nah, he cooled it with the Fray Bentos bursd when he saw pictures of her and found himself a wee dirty who he's been rattling in between getting pished all weekend, the lucky ******* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Nope - This could be Chester's ex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Wonder if Chester will turn up at the wedding and cause a ruckus when he finds out Salad has been eating his ex wife's pie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Wonder if Chester will turn up at the wedding and cause a ruckus when he finds out Salad has been eating his ex wife's pie They really should have a bake off Steak pie girl and chester's ex with Mary Berry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Let me get this straight.. Chester has been cheering on some stranger to pump his ex wife? The same ex that forced him to have a dump in a field? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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