Салатные палочки Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Need some advice lads and lassies. Been single for about a year now. Between having the kids every Friday and every second Friday/Saturday I have found it difficult to get out there and meet a woman. Anyway I thought I would give online dating a try (nothing fancy, I'm not paying for it yet). Anyway after about a month of talking to some nice and some not so nice girls one in particular messaged me. She was pretty much bang on, nice girl, nice photo, great patter and banter. Anyway what worried me was that she only had one picture. So we continued to chat and I gave her my number. Everything was going well, a little too well and she sent me another picture of her at a party. However it was a screen shot from Facebook and I seen the date at the top, 2011. Continued to chat in the hope that she still resembled that. Then she hit me with he picture from last week of her on holiday, of her and her dad. Now I could have sworn she sent me a picture of her parents. She looked terrible, nothing compared to her profile picture. the problem is now that I don't fancy her. However she has cracking patter and the chat between us is top notch. I'm not the kind of guy to go for a girl based on looks alone but this is taking the piss. I also am not an oil painting myself but I'm still fairly young and I would say handsome enough (just) to do a lot better. Now my question is how to I let her down gently cos I now don't want to meet her. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Need some advice lads and lassies. Been single for about a year now. Between having the kids every Friday and every second Friday/Saturday I have found it difficult to get out there and meet a woman. Anyway I thought I would give online dating a try (nothing fancy, I'm not paying for it yet). Anyway after about a month of talking to some nice and some not so nice girls one in particular messaged me. She was pretty much bang on, nice girl, nice photo, great patter and banter. Anyway what worried me was that she only had one picture. So we continued to chat and I gave her my number. Everything was going well, a little too well and she sent me another picture of her at a party. However it was a screen shot from Facebook and I seen the date at the top, 2011. Continued to chat in the hope that she still resembled that. Then she hit me with he picture from last week of her on holiday, of her and her dad. Now I could have sworn she sent me a picture of her parents. She looked terrible, nothing compared to her profile picture. the problem is now that I don't fancy her. However she has cracking patter and the chat between us is top notch. I'm not the kind of guy to go for a girl based on looks alone but this is taking the piss. I also am not an oil painting myself but I'm still fairly young and I would say handsome enough (just) to do a lot better. Now my question is how to I let her down gently cos I now don't want to meet her. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Sounds like you are going by looks, and nothing wrong with that. We all do it. Mind you, a book with a dull cover sometimes can turn out to be a good read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Bin her, can't be trusted. Old profile pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Post pics so we can assess the situ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Good luck in your hope for decent advice on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 (edited) This thread has potential... Edited July 31, 2016 by jack D and coke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Classics beckons... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis2006 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Stop all contact and move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logie green Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 waitin for a certain poster to post his blind-date runner story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Have you sent her a pic yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted July 31, 2016 Author Share Posted July 31, 2016 Post pics so we can assess the situ.I couldn't possibly for fear of ridicule I feel bad for even saying that cos she really is a nice lass but putting it lightly, she isn't the brawest. As the poster above says, she should have a recent pic up. David Brent was right when he said they should be holding a copy of today's newspaper Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted July 31, 2016 Author Share Posted July 31, 2016 Have you sent her a pic yet?No, but my profile had a good few recent ones. She said, when was your profile pic taken? I said yesterday. She seemed genuinely surprised. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis2006 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 No, but my profile had a good few recent ones. She said, when was your profile pic taken? I said yesterday. She seemed genuinely surprised. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk I had a lass from Dunfermline try and pull this kinda shit on me. Looked bang on but was wary as every pic was just of her coupon. I asked her to add me on facebook and it turned out she was a whale and her dating site pics were from nineteen canteen. Unfriended within the hour and patched her. Seems harsh but she could have been done by trading standards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Best person for online dating advice is Mitchell. He has snared some belters over the years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regal Kingston Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 If the banter is good I'd meet her Sometime the camera doesn't do a person justice Nothing to lose. If she isn't physically attractive for you just tell her (softly!) and move on. She would appreciate the honesty in the long run and maybe hit the gym to improve herself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Good luck in your hope for decent advice on here. I had a lass from Dunfermline try and pull this kinda shit on me. Looked bang on but was wary as every pic was just of her coupon. I asked her to add me on facebook and it turned out she was a whale and her dating site pics were from nineteen canteen. Unfriended within the hour and patched her. Seems harsh but she could have been done by trading standards. Bit harsh on the lass, bet she was a good cook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Meet her, she just how good the banter is, if you don't want to meet her again fair enough, you can always give her the "it's just not the right time yet" bollox, you might even get a wee bonus gam out of the night!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 If the banter is good I'd meet her Sometime the camera doesn't do a person justice Nothing to lose. If she isn't physically attractive for you just tell her (softly!) and move on. She would appreciate the honesty in the long run and maybe hit the gym to improve herself This is what my thinking is Tell her at the end of the date that the spark isn't there for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis2006 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Meet her, she just how good the banter is, if you don't want to meet her again fair enough, you can always give her the "it's just not the right time yet" bollox, you might even get a wee bonus gam out of the night!!! What's the point tho? There's literally thousands of tidy birds online why was your time with a munter?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 I had a bash a few years back and most of the girls I met were totally damaged but almost all of them were gagging for it and great in the sack. Didn't go on more than 3 dates with any of them tho! Tbh though I wasn't looking for anything serious at the time though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 My mate met a good few burds on "plenty more fish"(?) all no strings attached meets for a shag!! He got talking to one lass from Nottingham, he had the same, one pic of her face and one of her *****, apparently it's the thing to do!!! He was a bit suspicious but jumped on a train to Nottingham to meet her, she turned out to be a fecking whale!!! He said he didn't have the heart to do a runner as soon as eye contact was made, he felt he had to follow through, he's all heart is Derek!!! He recons even the wee blue pill get him sorted!! Anyway with the very real prospect of burning his erse on the ceiling light if he managed to climb on he gave her the "it's been a long journey and I'm a bit tired" line, got dressed and buggerd off!! He phoned on the train journey home, both of us were pissing our selves!!!! I'd make sure all pics are recent and from head to toe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted July 31, 2016 Author Share Posted July 31, 2016 I'm pissed off cos I wasted three weeks talking to her (she was on holiday for two of them). But now I don't want to hurt her feelings. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 (edited) What's the point tho? There's literally thousands of tidy birds online why was your time with a munter?? If the banter is good you might have a half decent decent night out, it'd be better than a night dragging on with a half decent looking piece that bores the tits off you, and a gams a gam!! Edited July 31, 2016 by Dawnrazor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shanks Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Similar thing happened to me, I ended up meeting up with the lassie because she had good banter etc and she turned out to be a total psycho. Saying she can't wait to have kids with me etc - during the first date. Then someone that I actually liked walked into the bar! Disaster! She came over so I had to introduce my mess of a first date - Me - 'Hi Sarah haven't seen you in ages! This is my friend, this is Sarah' Psycho - 'emmm I think we are a bit more than friends!' Was a complete nightmare of a night, end of the night we said our goodbyes and she sent about 100texts within 24 hours after I told her it wouldn't work out. That was my first and last online date Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Similar thing happened to me, I ended up meeting up with the lassie because she had good banter etc and she turned out to be a total psycho. Saying she can't wait to have kids with me etc - during the first date. Then someone that I actually liked walked into the bar! Disaster! She came over so I had to introduce my mess of a first date - Me - 'Hi Sarah haven't seen you in ages! This is my friend, this is Sarah' Psycho - 'emmm I think we are a bit more than friends!' Was a complete nightmare of a night, end of the night we said our goodbyes and she sent about 100texts within 24 hours after I told her it wouldn't work out. That was my first and last online date She sounds really desperate, vulnerable and needy............do you still have her number?!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 So you've not even met her? Just stop messaging her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted July 31, 2016 Author Share Posted July 31, 2016 My mate met a good few burds on "plenty more fish"(?) all no strings attached meets for a shag!! He got talking to one lass from Nottingham, he had the same, one pic of her face and one of her ######, apparently it's the thing to do!!! He was a bit suspicious but jumped on a train to Nottingham to meet her, she turned out to be a fecking whale!!! He said he didn't have the heart to do a runner as soon as eye contact was made, he felt he had to follow through, he's all heart is Derek!!! He recons even the wee blue pill get him sorted!! Anyway with the very real prospect of burning his erse on the ceiling light if he managed to climb on he gave her the "it's been a long journey and I'm a bit tired" line, got dressed and buggerd off!! He phoned on the train journey home, both of us were pissing our selves!!!! I'd make sure all pics are recent and from head to toe going to Nottingham for a ride is pure commitment. I admire that. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 going to Nottingham for a ride is pure commitment. I admire that. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk To be fair, he lives in Leeds so not too far, not far enough as it turned out!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOak88 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 If you don't find her attractive just sack it off. No point in meeting up with her if you already know you don't find her attractive. It would just be giving her false hope that something might happen between you. Just give her a line about potentially getting back your ex or something, end of the conversation. In fairness she has kind of brought it on herself anyway. What is the point in being shady with your profile pics on these sites, if all goes we'll eventually you are going to have to meet them anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Why don't you post your recent conversation with her to give us a bit of context then we can decide where we'll go with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 I hope this lassie isnae a Jambo that reads this!!!! Christ that would be funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted July 31, 2016 Author Share Posted July 31, 2016 If you don't find her attractive just sack it off. No point in meeting up with her if you already know you don't find her attractive. It would just be giving her false hope that something might happen between you. Just give her a line about potentially getting back your ex or something, end of the conversation. In fairness she has kind of brought it on herself anyway. What is the point in being shady with your profile pics on these sites, if all goes we'll eventually you are going to have to meet them anyway See i was thinking of using the ex excuse, I might have to use that soon. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartsmad1874 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Pretend your busy and give her extremely slow replies till you just stop replying all together. Easiest way [emoji106] Sent from my SM-G935F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolkeith Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 some tips from previous experience a few years back. Meet up as quick as you can otherwise you'll get some fake attachment to a bird who you meet and don't like. Never trust any profiles with one picture or all head shots. Means she'll be fat. Nothing wrong with fat girls. It's the hiding of it that's annoying. Try and find them on Facebook where there's likely to be more normal photos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 A wise suggestion. I think we can all agree that we just want the best for Salad Fingers and his new flame. But he needs to give us the tools to help us help him. No point in starting this thread without screenshots and pics IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Can you not at least point us in the direction of the site you're on and the girl you're speaking too?? We could then see what she looks like and see just how minging you patter is!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted July 31, 2016 Author Share Posted July 31, 2016 Can you not at least point us in the direction of the site you're on and the girl you're speaking too?? We could then see what she looks like and see just how minging you patter is!!!! my patter is decent, a little too decent for her. I'm regretting even replying to her. She invited me over to hers today. She is making steak pie. I'm now torn. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 my patter is decent, a little too decent for her. I'm regretting even replying to her. She invited me over to hers today. She is making steak pie. I'm now torn. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Go pump and get a scran. I fail to see how you can lose out of this situation. Remember and practise safe sex and not let her know where you stay Oh and blob up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arshavin Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Ask her where the Steak pie is from? If its from a good butchers I would go. Then use the Ex excuse after Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 my patter is decent, a little too decent for her. I'm regretting even replying to her. She invited me over to hers today. She is making steak pie. I'm now torn. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk A Desperate Dan cow pie by the sounds of her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 my patter is decent, a little too decent for her. I'm regretting even replying to her. She invited me over to hers today. She is making steak pie. I'm now torn. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Steak pie and a gobble? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted July 31, 2016 Author Share Posted July 31, 2016 Ask her where the Steak pie is from? If its from a good butchers I would go. Then use the Ex excuse afterHome made, with sausages through it. Salivating at the thought of at least one of her pies. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 If salad gives us the site and the lassies name, we could be on to a potential classic here. Go on fella, make it happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted July 31, 2016 Author Share Posted July 31, 2016 If salad gives us the site and the lassies name, we could be on to a potential classic here. Go on fella, make it happen. It's obviously a POF. I didn't sign up for this shit though Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GforGallo Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Just make sure she isn't tweegy's ex and that the "steak" isn't, well, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 You ever used Periscope before SF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Get round there and devour her pie man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Remember to take the talcum powder so you can locate the wet bit.....or icing sugar. Either works so I have been told ! Aye - so you've been told. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Go pump and get a scran. I fail to see how you can lose out of this situation. Remember and practise safe sex and not let her know where you stay Oh and blob up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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