Helzibob Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 Booked flights last night to Florida, yay indeed. A friend has a condo out there so it’ll be a fairly cheap holiday too. Roll on June. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 38 minutes ago, Helzibob said: Booked flights last night to Florida, yay indeed. A friend has a condo out there so it’ll be a fairly cheap holiday too. Roll on June. "Condo"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 9 hours ago, VladMagic said: "Condo"? Condominium. I suppose we’d say a flat or maisonette on a complex with shared gardens and a pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 My son for the first time in his puff (only 21) is now in full time employment with contracted hours, pension, generous holidays, flexi-time and scope for promotion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ministry Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 12 minutes ago, Old Blue Eyes said: My son for the first time in his puff (only 21) is now in full time employment with contracted hours, pension, generous holidays, flexi-time and scope for promotion. Nice one. What did he get a job as? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Manufacturing Operative, electronics/engineering company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 For once in my life I have my own bit of good news, after being agency staff at the Council and brutally emptied on 3rd Jan this year, I have found out today I have a new full time position...at the Council, different dept, much better salary, holidays, flexi time etc ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 9 minutes ago, The Future's Maroon said: For once in my life I have my own bit of good news, after being agency staff at the Council and brutally emptied on 3rd Jan this year, I have found out today I have a new full time position...at the Council, different dept, much better salary, holidays, flexi time etc ? I’m not sure if this is congrats or commiserations. I just passed my 4 year anniversary last month and I’m starting to stagnate. Well done though. Which dept? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Helzibob said: I’m not sure if this is congrats or commiserations. I just passed my 4 year anniversary last month and I’m starting to stagnate. Well done though. Which dept? Haha, this'll be the third time they have employed me, twice under agency, once in call centre, then in planning and now in ICT Edited March 26, 2018 by The Future's Maroon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 A nice lady doctor felt my baws about an hour ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 You git, just spat my drink out! lucky bassa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 42 minutes ago, The Future's Maroon said: Haha, this'll be the third time they have employed me, twice under agency, once in call centre, then in planning and now in ICT The best thing is the flexi leave. I took 13.5 days during the last holiday year. It takes no time to build up enough for a day off. I started agency, went fixed term and then permanent. Good luck. I hope it works out. I’m just jaded and need to get my arse in gear and find something else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 I already had next week booked off work but at lunch time I thought I'd try my luck. Now got tomorrow off as well. Got a nice bottle of bowmore 10 year old aged in sherry casks. Looking forward to my sore head tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 On 26/03/2018 at 20:31, IronJambo said: A nice lady doctor felt my baws about an hour ago. GTF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 10 hours ago, Morgan said: GTF. I thought we had a second date as well but she never showed up at my ultrasound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 2 hours ago, IronJambo said: I thought we had a second date as well but she never showed up at my ultrasound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 when you get in and see a letter from hmrc, you open it thinking what do you want. Then you read we have calculated you have overpaid tax, enclosed is a refund Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 Mark Labbett on The Chase. "It was nice to say hello to you." "Yeah and it was even better to say goodbye." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Found an old Tivo box in my mates room (I was looking for a tape measure). Plugged it in and it has old Match of the Days from about four seasons ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Easter eggs for a quid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 (edited) The mighty AS Roma taking apart Barcelona FORZA ROMA Hope they get Liverpool next Oh, and Edited April 10, 2018 by luckyBatistuta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 The BBC Sport reporter, Mike Bushell falling into the pool this morning whilst conducting an interview live on air! Tremendous entertainment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 40 minutes ago, Samuel Camazzola said: The BBC Sport reporter, Mike Bushell falling into the pool this morning whilst conducting an interview live on air! Tremendous entertainment. I saw that, really made me chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 10 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: The mighty AS Roma taking apart Barcelona FORZA ROMA Hope they get Liverpool next Oh, and I ‘Kevin Keegan’ love it when Barca get shafted!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 18 hours ago, Salad Fingers said: Found an old Tivo box in my mates room (I was looking for a tape measure). Plugged it in and it has old Match of the Days from about four seasons ago. You were looking for a tape measure in your mates room? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 17 minutes ago, iantjambo said: You were looking for a tape measure in your mates room? How else do we have our midweek Johnson measuring competitions?? Jeez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 44 minutes ago, Salad Fingers said: How else do we have our midweek Johnson measuring competitions?? Jeez Course. Silly me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 46 minutes ago, Salad Fingers said: How else do we have our midweek Johnson measuring competitions?? Jeez Only explanation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 On 10/04/2018 at 23:42, luckyBatistuta said: The mighty AS Roma taking apart Barcelona FORZA ROMA Hope they get Liverpool next Oh, and Yaaaaaay, a wee trip to Anfield coming up for moi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 3 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: Yaaaaaay, a wee trip to Anfield coming up for moi Can you get tickets yeah? Fancy getting me one? Trying everyone I know with zero joy so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 My yay is, I put a bet on yesterday for the grand national. I got 66/1. Today it’s 22/1. I’d be one happy puppy if my 66/1 comes in ??. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 Had a pizza today with hot dogs in the stuffed crust, best ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Went to watch my local team play a cup game yesterday. Ended up being ballboy as their keeper was taking so long to fetch the ball from the field of sheep behind the goals when they were 3-0 up. (Seethe thread material) Got back to car only to discover my car key had fallen out of my pocket.(more seethe) Retraced my steps from car park to pitch - 4 fences to climb over and several fields to cross. Hunted in areas where I thought they might've fallen out. Found them in sheep field within 15 minutes...hence the YAY thread. Lost 3-2... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Sausage Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 5 hours ago, Boof said: Went to watch my local team play a cup game yesterday. Ended up being ballboy as their keeper was taking so long to fetch the ball from the field of sheep behind the goals when they were 3-0 up. (Seethe thread material) Got back to car only to discover my car key had fallen out of my pocket.(more seethe) Retraced my steps from car park to pitch - 4 fences to climb over and several fields to cross. Hunted in areas where I thought they might've fallen out. Found them in sheep field within 15 minutes...hence the YAY thread. Lost 3-2... Were Ness Home or at Whitedale? Ness never cut the grass so it’s like playing on a sloped hay field. Whitedale, if you don’t score, the nearest fence is about 40 yards away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Neither!! Sandwick in the Parish Cup - the holy grail of Shetland football. More so as toonies aren't allowed to play in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
main Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Getting up at 5am, having a good breakfast, going for a run through the canal/water of leith then showered and dressed with a cup of coffee or tea before anyone else is up. Wouldn't go back to getting up past 10 even at weekends if you paid me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 14 hours ago, houstonjambo said: Were Ness Home or at Whitedale? Ness never cut the grass so it’s like playing on a sloped hay field. Whitedale, if you don’t score, the nearest fence is about 40 yards away! X marks the key location. Relieved as ****!!! Cracking surface on that pitch. Goalposts were set up anaw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 Have a 10,000 word Law dissertation to do for late August but it's actually very fun to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 At 12 noon today I will be on holiday for a couple of weeks, yay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adambraejambo Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 After many back operations causing years of pain and severe nerve pain which basically meant I couldn't get it up without little blue pills....well last night whilst in bannatynes gym (sauna) I got my 1st natural stiffie in around 18 months when this Polish girl walks in and starts flirting with me yay. I'm just waiting for countdown to start to make sure it was not a one off lol Double yay as meeting the Polish girl tomorrow evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 On 07/06/2018 at 13:31, adambraejambo said: After many back operations causing years of pain and severe nerve pain which basically meant I couldn't get it up without little blue pills....well last night whilst in bannatynes gym (sauna) I got my 1st natural stiffie in around 18 months when this Polish girl walks in and starts flirting with me yay. I'm just waiting for countdown to start to make sure it was not a one off lol Double yay as meeting the Polish girl tomorrow evening. How long was it before you could actually walk out of the sauna? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 1 hour ago, superjack said: How long was it before you could actually walk out of the sauna? he is still there shouting for someone to get him a charger as he needs to update jkb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 (edited) I’m drunk Please tune into the seethe thread tomorrow morning for the anti climax Edited June 9, 2018 by iantjambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 11 hours ago, iantjambo said: I’m drunk Please tune into the seethe thread tomorrow morning for the anti climax Red sauce with your bacon roll this morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 2 hours ago, Morgan said: Red sauce with your bacon roll this morning? I feel fine so I don’t require the seethe thread today You can ram yer red sauce right up yer farter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 1 hour ago, iantjambo said: I feel fine so I don’t require the seethe thread today You can ram yer red sauce right up yer farter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: He had to wait until someone was looking for a place to hang their coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 Just now, jonnothejambo said: Watching the rain nourish my burnt back garden is actually quite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 9 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Feck sake, I should have guessed. i actually read it as you had a sunburnt back and was letting the rain cool it down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 43 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Watching the rain nourish my burnt back garden is actually quite Have a word ffs, it has rained or snowed for the last decade!!! ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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