Салатные палочки Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 5 hours ago, Samuel Camazzola said: What's this year's must have? Blaupunkt and Polaroid tvs have been done so there must be a new kid on the block? Kodak? Hoover? NEF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Bought John Le Carre - Our Kind of Traitor, never read a book of his. John Prebble - Culloden and Ken Kesey - One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, all for £1.50 at my son's School Christmas Fair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 My street is just black ice today, like an ice rink. I was trying to walk to the train station but kept on slipping back down the road. Lovely neighbour took pity on me and gave me a lift, otherwise I’d still be there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 I passed my theory test today ? I dropped 30 marks over the 2 tests which I'm gutted at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 55 minutes ago, Herbert said: I passed my theory test today ? I dropped 30 marks over the 2 tests which I'm gutted at. Now for the practical. Good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Helzibob said: Now for the practical. Good luck. It's for my bus licence so I'm shitting it more than when i was lerning to drive.I've never driven anything bigger than a pick up so I can see lots of smashed cars around Edinburgh ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 3 hours ago, Herbert said: It's for my bus licence so I'm shitting it more than when i was lerning to drive.I've never driven anything bigger than a pick up so I can see lots of smashed cars around Edinburgh ? Good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 4th December. 23 degrees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madjambo21 Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 On 23/11/2018 at 09:55, Salad Fingers said: Idlewild - Modern Way of Letting Go on the radio this morning. Quite rare, even for Radio 6. Absolute belter of a tune ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 9 hours ago, Morgan said: 4th December. 23 degrees. 5th of December and currently zero. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 On 05/12/2018 at 02:58, Madjambo21 said: Absolute belter of a tune ? Blinding album. One of my all time favourites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 Gavin McInnes, founder of some now-outlawed extremist group and groupie of paedophilia-marketing rodent-boy Tommy Robinson has been entirely deplatformed from the internet. Show cancelled, banned from Twitter, YouTube, Facebook and Instagram. Rodent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bn jambo Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Last month my Easyjet flight from Edinburgh to Gatwick was delayed by five hours, remembered last week to apply for the compensation, £230 in my bank this morning Boom!!!! Flight was only £40 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 I'm away to New York in a few days I'm meeting Santa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey1874 Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 She's got some epic Christmas decorations. Should be good to come back to tonight. Meantime there's a brilliant wreath this year on the front door. Always a feature every year. Will see about getting a picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Steak night tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey1874 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 British humour following American journalist asking about crime in London. Have a look at the replies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 (edited) Text from the wife: ”Hey babe. Me,my mum and the wee man are going to go up to Dundee for the night to see the family” Text from me to the wife: ”Aw ok babe. Have fun. I’ll miss you both” ME: Edited December 15, 2018 by iantjambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 The 3 Tenors Christmas Special on Sky Arts just now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 20 hours ago, iantjambo said: Text from the wife: ”Hey babe. Me,my mum and the wee man are going to go up to Dundee for the night to see the family” Text from me to the wife: ”Aw ok babe. Have fun. I’ll miss you both” ME: You and your wife call each other 'babe'? Ugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 57 minutes ago, Sooperstar said: You and your wife call each other 'babe'? Ugh. I know ??♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 I'm in Oz. Been up the sunshine Coast, and gold Coast. Tickets for day three of the boxing day test at the mcg in the members enclosure. Sweet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 When this happens on a cold and frosty Sunday evening. Yay indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 23 minutes ago, Helzibob said: When this happens on a cold and frosty Sunday evening. Yay indeed. ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 19 hours ago, Helzibob said: When this happens on a cold and frosty Sunday evening. Yay indeed. Well done!! I won the Hospitality Package for 2 for the St Johnstone game on the 26th of January, and I'm genuinely more excited by that than for Christmas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 30 minutes ago, tian447 said: Well done!! I won the Hospitality Package for 2 for the St Johnstone game on the 26th of January, and I'm genuinely more excited by that than for Christmas! Congrats to you too. You’ll have a great time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 I'm alive. Just done a 7hour flight and only screamed once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Just seen Radical Dance Faction are playing near me next month, not seen them for years, might ask Mrs Dawnrazor to get me a ticket for Christmas ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 3 hours ago, Herbert said: I'm alive. Just done a 7hour flight and only screamed once. Where are you staying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 56 minutes ago, Bridge of Djoum said: Where are you staying? Midtown Hilton. It's nice enough. It has a massive telly and bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 (edited) i've just noticed under my username is christmas cracker winner - 2018 edit and a CRACKER Edited December 19, 2018 by milky_26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Apparently my father-in-law is refusing to leave his house this morning, which will result in him and the ogre-in-law not making it down for Christmas. My smile is as wide as the fat ogres belly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 11 hours ago, milky_26 said: i've just noticed under my username is christmas cracker winner - 2018 edit and a CRACKER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Father Ted Christmas Special on Channel 4 just now. Even though I have the DVD somewhere and they're all on All4, it still gets me in the mood for Christmas when it comes on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obua Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 On 20/12/2018 at 09:57, iantjambo said: It’s not the winning that counts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 7 hours ago, obua said: It’s not the winning that counts. The war cry of the loser! ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 5 people in the whole train carriage, I wish my commute was as serene every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 18 minutes ago, Helzibob said: 5 people in the whole train carriage, I wish my commute was as serene every day. I’m just picturing you sitting on the train humming ‘I Wish it Could Be Christmas Every Day’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 4 minutes ago, iantjambo said: I’m just picturing you sitting on the train humming ‘I Wish it Could Be Christmas Every Day’. I was being all cultured, I was singing feliz navidad (it’s been stuck in my head for days). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Helzibob said: I was being all cultured, I was singing feliz navidad (it’s been stuck in my head for days). I’ve just googled it! Can you just humour me and pretend you’re humming along to ‘Wizzard’. Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 8 minutes ago, iantjambo said: I’ve just googled it! Can you just humour me and pretend you’re humming along to ‘Wizzard’. Thanks Ok. ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, Helzibob said: Ok. ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 5 hours ago, iantjambo said: I’ve just googled it! Can you just humour me and pretend you’re humming along to ‘Wizzard’. Thanks I bloody well knew that was your favourite Christmas song. Bloody well knew it. You and your ‘I don’t recall that happening’ malarkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Morgan said: I bloody well knew that was your favourite Christmas song. Bloody well knew it. You and your ‘I don’t recall that happening’ malarkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 First Christmas with the grandson. Wee man was in fine form. Full of smiles since he got here. Stuffed his face and has passed out in his buggy now though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 I left for work at 04:30 this morning with a smile on my face as when I get home the in-laws will be gone. If someone out there's ****ing with me and the trains are messed I'll be driving the arseholes back to Cumbria after work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 7 hours ago, IronJambo said: I left for work at 04:30 this morning with a smile on my face as when I get home the in-laws will be gone. If someone out there's ****ing with me and the trains are messed I'll be driving the arseholes back to Cumbria after work! When are they due back for a visit? I think they should stay more often as I really enjoy hearing about it all. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 39 minutes ago, Samuel Camazzola said: When are they due back for a visit? I think they should stay more often as I really enjoy hearing about it all. ? Indeed. Last years 'jobby on the bathroom floor' escapades were a hoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 4 hours ago, Samuel Camazzola said: When are they due back for a visit? I think they should stay more often as I really enjoy hearing about it all. ? Hopefully never. The old guys dementia (that the old dear won't admit he has) is progressing at an alarming rate. I don't think she's mad enough to even think about trying to come here before my boys birthday in November and I reckon he'll be too far gone by then even for her to make him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Just booked a holiday to Australia in March. Even booked an Airbnb so we don’t have to stay with my sister and her spawn. Yay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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