The Real Maroonblood Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 My alky neighbour had the council out fixing his door last week as it got kicked in and guess what happened again last nite Yip, kicking in and the window smashed again. He must owe someone money or summat Fud! I'm so glad I live with real people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 I've not even mentioned the other neighbours. The boy at the back of me likes nothing better than getting full of the Bucky, blaring his music and screaming "HERE WE HERE WE HERE WE ******* GO" at all hours. It was particularly bad last week as he was celebrating his 40th. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk sorry mate, you havnae got a lend ay a five spot so I can buy a half bottle ay buckie, the shop wouldnae gie me tick an' am gagging for a drink :'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted November 29, 2015 Author Share Posted November 29, 2015 Was woken up this morning with them arguing out in the steet. She's raging he took her last ?2.40 out her purse. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Private Womble Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Was woken up this morning with them arguing out in the steet. She's raging he took her last ?2.40 out her purse. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk **** sake mate, these two sound like a joy to live beside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted November 29, 2015 Author Share Posted November 29, 2015 **** sake mate, these two sound like a joy to live beside. You wouldn't believe half the stuff that's happened round here. Only been here two years aswell! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 The way our houses work, it's like 4 adjoined flats with a small alleyway in between them so each person has a wee garden. Last nite (whilst my 2 kids were over) there was another door being banged on with shouting and screaming going on. It wasn't my alky neighbour but the lass with 4 kids who chucked her boyfriend out a few months ago. It was that loud that my wee lad was genuinely concerned as it all went on outside my door. I'd love to go out and say something but one of the cars in the street (a merc) got their badge flattened on their bonnet the other day. I ****ing hate Airdrie, it's full of absolute dick heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sydney Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 We had two boys fighting outside our front gate about 6 months ago. One of them pulled out a screwdriver out and stabbed the other one with it, then ran off. Blood splashed all over our gate and path. Turns out the boy who got stabbed (he ended up in hospital, but I think he was alright) had been chasing the other one after he caught him breaking into his house about five doors down. The burglar was on ice. As others have said, it s a big problem in Oz. Unfortunately my 5 year old and his gran were walking home when the stabbing was happening, and saw it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted November 30, 2015 Author Share Posted November 30, 2015 We had two boys fighting outside our front gate about 6 months ago. One of them pulled out a screwdriver out and stabbed the other one with it, then ran off. Blood splashed all over our gate and path. Turns out the boy who got stabbed (he ended up in hospital, but I think he was alright) had been chasing the other one after he caught him breaking into his house about five doors down. The burglar was on ice. As others have said, it s a big problem in Oz. Unfortunately my 5 year old and his gran were walking home when the stabbing was happening, and saw it all. That's brutal. Wee one must have been terrified. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted November 30, 2015 Author Share Posted November 30, 2015 Round asking for a plaster tonight. Felt bad I didn't have any. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Round asking for a plaster tonight. Felt bad I didn't have any. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Black bag one night, plaster tonight. If it wasn't so awful that they have kids effectively begging, i'd be convinced that they're watching this thread and dreaming up more random stuff for them to ask you for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_McNulty Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Black bag one night, plaster tonight. If it wasn't so awful that they have kids effectively begging, i'd be convinced that they're watching this thread and dreaming up more random stuff for them to ask you for. That'd be quality trolling. Just quality. "Hey, Jeemie, whit ye want tae go an ask him fur the night then?" "Ask the ***** fur tampons. He'll post that on his aersehole fitba site". Fur the bantz likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Weathers Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 (edited) You have to stop giving them stuff mate. They now think it's acceptable to ask you for things on a daily basis without any hint of shame. I've never heard anything quite like it! If I was you I wouldn't give them anything at all, not even a black bag. They'll soon get the hint. I also wouldn't go boozing with neighbours but maybe that's just me. I'm always happy to be nice and say hello but would not get involved in anything else. There's always the potential for something to go Pete Tong. Edited December 1, 2015 by Carl Weathers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 This threads giving me the fear. I'm moving into my new gaff on Friday and we got in for a viewing on Saturday (new build apartment). The bloke moving in next door seems a right Walter mitty type which could be a pain in the arse. I'm more gutted because he's got a massive roof terrace that would be great she bbq's with a decent neighbour but he's got the look, mannerisms, and dulsit tones of coronation streets roy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted December 1, 2015 Author Share Posted December 1, 2015 The socialising stopped a while ago but the damage has been done. I don't grudge the odd thing tbh, plasters or DVDs for the kids, it's the constant asking for cash that bugs me. And no chance they will be on this. He's a Sellick fan. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 The socialising stopped a while ago but the damage has been done. I don't grudge the odd thing tbh, plasters or DVDs for the kids, it's the constant asking for cash that bugs me. And no chance they will be on this. He's a Sellick fan. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk I'm not at all shocked by this. I bet he has all the strips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 The socialising stopped a while ago but the damage has been done. I don't grudge the odd thing tbh, plasters or DVDs for the kids, it's the constant asking for cash that bugs me. And no chance they will be on this. He's a Sellick fan. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk He'll be on Gassy Erotica.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychedelicropcircle Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 This thread ends with a hint for jkb to chip in.... Mad vlad rides off into the sunset Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandjambo3 Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 Whatever you do.....................don't stamp out the rolled up newspaper thats on fire on your front door step Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 This thread ends with a hint for jkb to chip in.... Mad vlad rides off into the sunset Anyone up for doing a sponsored parachute jump to raise money? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuck berrys hairline Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 Anyone up for doing a sponsored parachute jump to raise money? Still can't believe that happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted December 2, 2015 Author Share Posted December 2, 2015 She's been telling my wife that she's been given a dining table with 4 chairs, free from the Bethany Trust. She then offered to sell it to my wife for ?150. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Weathers Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 (edited) She's been telling my wife that she's been given a dining table with 4 chairs, free from the Bethany Trust. She then offered to sell it to my wife for ?150. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk No offence attended mate but you brought it upon yourself for giving these clowns the time of day. You need to cut the cord. But please keep posting updates until you do - great reading! Edited December 2, 2015 by Carl Weathers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboHeriot Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 She's been telling my wife that she's been given a dining table with 4 chairs, free from the Bethany Trust. She then offered to sell it to my wife for ?150. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk I'm intrigued to know where you live. I'm also glad I live in such a sheltered neighbourhood [emoji106] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 I'm intrigued to know where you live. I'm also glad I live in such a sheltered neighbourhood [emoji106] Mine ain't, Sellic supporting drug dealer gets raided......semi regular I suppose but he only ever gets busted for possession, why? Because he keeps all his gear in his sister-in-laws (through the wall from me) and just has one of his wee helpers pop over when needed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 (edited) Mine ain't, Sellic supporting drug dealer gets raided......semi regular I suppose but he only ever gets busted for possession, why? Because he keeps all his gear in his sister-in-laws (through the wall from me) and just has one of his wee helpers pop over when needed Did the police not raid the house when you informed them? Edited December 4, 2015 by The Real Maroonblood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuck berrys hairline Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Mine ain't, Sellic supporting drug dealer gets raided......semi regular I suppose but he only ever gets busted for possession, why? Because he keeps all his gear in his sister-in-laws (through the wall from me) and just has one of his wee helpers pop over when needed P.Starr?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted December 20, 2015 Author Share Posted December 20, 2015 Out fighting on the street outside my window last night. At first it was round the back, which woke my kids up. I asked them to keep it down as it was late and kids are sleeping. Quiet for a wee while then out the front screaming and shouting, at which point other neighbours got involved. "AH DINNY CARE WHIT YEV BIN TAKING YE DINNY TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!" Hope Santa shites on yer pillow. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 Mine ain't, Sellic supporting drug dealer gets raided......semi regular I suppose but he only ever gets busted for possession, why? Because he keeps all his gear in his sister-in-laws (through the wall from me) and just has one of his wee helpers pop over when needed You'd think that it really wouldn't be hard for the polis to figure that out. It's hardly a sophisticated sounding operation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted January 24, 2016 Author Share Posted January 24, 2016 Not heard from them in a while, then Friday night into Sat morning it was shouting and screaming in the street. This morning is was chaos as their toilet has flooded again, flushing nappies down the loo does that though. Then I get this. He sent the youngest along with this note. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Not heard from them in a while, then Friday night into Sat morning it was shouting and screaming in the street. This morning is was chaos as their toilet has flooded again, flushing nappies down the loo does that though. Then I get this. He sent the youngest along with this note. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk that is unbelievable that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moogsy Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Not heard from them in a while, then Friday night into Sat morning it was shouting and screaming in the street. This morning is was chaos as their toilet has flooded again, flushing nappies down the loo does that though. Then I get this. He sent the youngest along with this note. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Unreal What ****ing chance have those kids got? A vicious cycle, unfortunately they will most likely grow up and produce more dregs of society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T.F.Robertson Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 The grammar's no' too bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T.F.Robertson Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 (edited) Shite joke and definitely not worthy of a DP. Edited January 24, 2016 by J.T.F.Robertson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Not heard from them in a while, then Friday night into Sat morning it was shouting and screaming in the street. This morning is was chaos as their toilet has flooded again, flushing nappies down the loo does that though. Then I get this. He sent the youngest along with this note. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Tell us you didn't...it's just going to get worse mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Chancers. They'll be trying to sit in the posh seats at the cinema next without paying for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted January 24, 2016 Author Share Posted January 24, 2016 Chancers. They'll be trying to sit in the posh seats at the cinema next without paying for them. THE THEATRE WAS EMPTY!! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted January 24, 2016 Author Share Posted January 24, 2016 Why bothers me the most is sending the kids. If your having a hard time or down on your luck I'll try help, but have the decency to ask to my face. Or at least try hide it from your kids! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Griffin Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 So did you give them the ?6 then ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted January 24, 2016 Author Share Posted January 24, 2016 So did you give them the ?6 then ? I did not. They still haven't paid back the last sub I gave them. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Griffin Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Still due you money and had the neck to ask for more . You wonder how some people can look themselves in the mirror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 They did send kisses. And a reasonably grammatically correct note. I say give them a tenner and see what happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Chancers. They'll be trying to sit in the posh seats at the cinema next without paying for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Give them the six quid but say you're holding on to their kid as collateral. This is perfectly legal....as is breaking the kids knees when repayment is missed. Don't cut off any ears and post them though....that's just weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Not heard from them in a while, then Friday night into Sat morning it was shouting and screaming in the street. This morning is was chaos as their toilet has flooded again, flushing nappies down the loo does that though. Then I get this. He sent the youngest along with this note. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk phone the social. That is not on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussieh Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 phone the social. That is not on.What for, tapping money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 What for, tapping money. For sending the kids continually round begging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussieh Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 (edited) For sending the kids continually round begging. Its his own fault. If I've got it ill give it, not a problem, but that's the way it was when I was a boy. Neighbours all knew each other. Edited January 25, 2016 by aussieh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 My upstairs neighbours are ok apart from they are the type that go to bed at around 9pm. Being a decent sort it makes me a bit nervous about making noise at night which is a pain as I like my music on if I'm sitting reading. But ok I suppose. Then last week I got a text message from him at 11pm asking me to turn my telly down. A bit rude I thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zico Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Then last week I got a text message from him at 11pm asking me to turn my telly down. A bit rude I thought.Should've sent him one back the next day saying you didn't hear the text coming through as you were watching TV. Cheeky cant. My next door neighbour's got dementia and is deaf as a post so has her TV blaring. Bit shan if I complained and she wouldn't remember anyway! Not the best when you're trying to watch something dialogue-heavy and atmospheric though, when you can hear the theme tune to Holby City belting through the (stone) walls. Still, that's what Bluetooth headphones were made for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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