Scotland Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Has been voted People Magazine's sexiest woman alive. Discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 She's not the sexiest woman alive. Not even close. Simple as that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Thread. Useless. Pics. but in a hiding behind the sofa kind of way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Very attractive, but not sexiest woman alive, and not 'fat'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Very attractive, but not sexiest woman alive, and not 'fat'. http://amokmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/kate-upton-modeling_p.jpg?w=640 Not the best photo to show she's not fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondejamtart Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Jeez, if she's considered "fat" by you lot, then just harpoon the rest of us now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 She is *******lovely. When I come to power, there will be posters of her everywhere stating that girls should aspire to this, not some anorexic size 0 nonsense. On a side note, vegetarianism will be classed as a crime against humanity (people have spiky teeth for a reason). And those stupid tights that girls wear that look as though they are suspenders when they are not will be banned. Nae need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Jeez, if she's considered "fat" by you lot, then just harpoon the rest of us now... Fat is certainly a word I wouldn't use to describe her, slightly overweight - nope....almost perfect in my eyes (as in not too skinny)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Glossy celeb mags People that read glossy celeb mags Taking some poll in a glossy celeb mag as an authority Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 I want to petition for the thread title to be changed....remove the word fat and replace with 'absolutely stunning'!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommythejambo Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 I'm probably out her league, but she can always dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 This again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamdub Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 That is a body..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moogsy Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 The leaked naked pictures of her were minging. Definitely carrying a few extra pounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo_Jarman Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Not the best photo to show she's not fat. You're a very strange individual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy-y Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 She's amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 She's relatively fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 You're a very strange individual. That might be true but it's not relevant to the thread. Please keep personal insults to yourself. So it's ok to give pelters to overweight footballers because they should be at the peak of their physical fitness, but it's not ok to point out that this "supermodel" is clearly too fat for her job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaganator Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 She oozes sex appeal. Oozes it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 She has a decent body and then becomes randomly fat almost at the hips. Weird. 2/10 would not bang. I'm no huge fan of Elisha Cuthbert, but surely Elisha Cuthbert is the non fat version of kate upton? Or is it just the middle aged men on here that love wobbly chebs that wins the day for Upton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 If we're willing to look past Kate's doughy middle and total lack of an arse will we also give her a pass for the rat face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 This thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaganator Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 She has a decent body and then becomes randomly fat almost at the hips. Weird. 2/10 would not bang. I'm no huge fan of Elisha Cuthbert, but surely Elisha Cuthbert is the non fat version of kate upton? Or is it just the middle aged men on here that love wobbly chebs that wins the day for Upton? KU isn't perfect - far from it. But she is really sexy. Cuthbert is hot - but she lacks sexiness IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack_Bauer Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 jeez, you boys have high standards. i'd tap that without even blinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 She has a decent body and then becomes randomly fat almost at the hips. Weird. 2/10 would not bang. I'm no huge fan of Elisha Cuthbert, but surely Elisha Cuthbert is the non fat version of kate upton? Or is it just the middle aged men on here that love wobbly chebs that wins the day for Upton? Would not bang? Put a few pics of lassies you have banged please? Just so we can see the standard of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Would not bang? Put a few pics of lassies you have banged please? Just so we can see the standard of them. You want me to share photos of girls that i have had sex with? Wrong website mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 You want me to share photos of girls that i have had sex with? Wrong website mate. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moogsy Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Love the fact that pointing out a bird is carrying a few extra pounds apparently equates to saying you wouldn't bang them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 For the slow people amongst us. Gavsy/Moogsy take note for future reference. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/210-would-not-bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Love the fact that pointing out a bird is carrying a few extra pounds apparently equates to saying you wouldn't bang them. This is the usual tripe that gets pumped out in threads like this. "She's not fat" "She's a real woman" "Look at those jubblys" "You must be gay" "You're standards are high" "Better than being stick thin" "Bet that you're ugly" "Better than fancying lassies that look like wee laddies" "I wouldn't even think twice" "If she's fat there's no hope for the rest of us" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 For the slow people amongst us. Gavsy/Moogsy take note for future reference. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/210-would-not-bang Sorry. Not being a geek does not equate to being slow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Calling someone a geek for knowing internet memes... over the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Calling someone a geek for knowing internet memes... over the internet. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moogsy Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 For the slow people amongst us. Gavsy/Moogsy take note for future reference. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/210-would-not-bang Slow? Don't really think you've ubderstood my post there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Sorry. Not being a geek does not equate to being slow. You forgot to apologise for asking me for girls photos that I have had sex with. Maybe that's more acceptable to you though...certainly an interesting moral compass you hold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Slow? Don't really think you've ubderstood my post there I would actually bang her. I just put "would not bang" as an ironic reference to an internet meme. LOL. What am I like eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 You forgot to apologise for asking me for girls photos that I have had sex with. Maybe that's more acceptable to you though...certainly an interesting moral compass you hold. Moral compass??? Haha not like you to get on your high horse and totally over react. I'll live without seeing these photos. I'm sure they are all 'special' in their own way. Good day to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Moral compass??? Haha not like you to get on your high horse and totally over react. I'll live without seeing these photos. I'm sure they are all 'special' in their own way. Good day to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Moral compass??? Haha not like you to get on your high horse and totally over react. I'll live without seeing these photos. I'm sure they are all 'special' in their own way. Good day to you. Shaking with rage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Shaking with rage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sten Guns Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Chubby. No need for women to get angry at that just because they're even chubbier than her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 She's a bouncy lass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondejamtart Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Chubby. No need for women to get angry at that just because they're even chubbier than her. Hey, I'm quite happy to hold my hands up and confess to being way "chubbier"...but that's not what makes me angry. I genuinely despair for girls of my daughter's generation if guys like you seriously think Kate Upton is fat. What is your image of the perfect female figure then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Hey, I'm quite happy to hold my hands up and confess to being way "chubbier"...but that's not what makes me angry. I genuinely despair for girls of my daughter's generation if guys like you seriously think Kate Upton is fat. What is your image of the perfect female figure then? If Upton was a standard lass walking down the street she'd never get classed as "fat". But she's a model, and she's a fat model at that. There's no point posting what is a perfect female figure, because you'll say they look like boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 How can anyone not be a fan of Elisha Cuthbert? Guaranteed filth. Up and down the place, you weirdos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Private Womble Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 How can anyone not be a fan of Elisha Cuthbert? Guaranteed filth. Up and down the place, you weirdos. I agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 If Upton was a standard lass walking down the street she'd never get classed as "fat". But she's a model, and she's a fat model at that. There's no point posting what is a perfect female figure, because you'll say they look like boys. So you like your women to look like boys? Kate Upton has a perfect figure for a normal woman, she models stuff for normal women to buy. What is the use of buying something that looks good on a sack o' spanners, if your a women with curves, ie, most woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 So you like your women to look like boys? Kate Upton has a perfect figure for a normal woman, she models stuff for normal women to buy. What is the use of buying something that looks good on a sack o' spanners, if your a women with curves, ie, most woman. Sack of spanners Perfect figure If I got her into bed I would not be boasting to the boys about how good her figure is. This one though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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