The Great Khali Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 #100happydays My auntie and uncle who moved to Australia are doing this and it's quite nice to see photos of my wee cousins and all the things they're doing so for now I'm happy with 100happydays. I can sense already though that the more people who start to do this, people I don't really give a shite about, it could be really pish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 (edited) Folk counting down to their holidays. Only 103 days until Tenerife. Surely your day to day life can't be so shite that your holiday is the only thing you've got to look forward to? Edited February 12, 2014 by Craigieboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 A good one that I can relate to.. My ex posting shite about me.. Left her 4 months ago and she, her mates and family are still slating me on Facebook! ITS BEEN 4 MONTHS ffs! - I don't even have Facebook..embarrassing is an understatement. I can confirm that she is obsessed. 'Such a good feeling when you see your ex walking past your work with the worst jacket you have ever seen and a chavy haircut.....today just got better *monkey covering mout face* *monkey covering eyes face*' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I can confirm that she is obsessed. 'Such a good feeling when you see your ex walking past your work with the worst jacket you have ever seen and a chavy haircut.....today just got better *monkey covering mout face* *monkey covering eyes face*' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 What's the latest pish I've spotted this morning? Guys updating their status as "I used my boobs to get out of a speeding fine" Anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heres Rixxy Posted February 12, 2014 Author Share Posted February 12, 2014 (edited) I can confirm that she is obsessed. 'Such a good feeling when you see your ex walking past your work with the worst jacket you have ever seen and a chavy haircut.....today just got better *monkey covering mout face* *monkey covering eyes face*' 'Gutted she hated my new jacket and hair cut' type post IMO. Edited February 12, 2014 by Heres Rixxy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I can confirm that she is obsessed. 'Such a good feeling when you see your ex walking past your work with the worst jacket you have ever seen and a chavy haircut.....today just got better *monkey covering mout face* *monkey covering eyes face*' What are those wee faces? See them everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 'Gutted she hated my new jacket and hair cut' type post IMO. She was talking about Easty, not me. It probably was a shite jacket. Wears some awful gear. What are those wee faces? See them everywhere. They're a load of shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PortyJambo Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I've got a friend who emigrated to Australia late last year, and every day he posts a picture of the weather forecast along with a comment about how hot it is and that it's almost too hot for him, then later posts a picture of whatever's on the BBQ for the day. All well and good for a week or two after emigrating, but the same shit every day for 3-4 months now. **** off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 This is an accurate decsription of me on Facebook last weekend there. 1. "Nice breakfast and nice view". Ok we get it, you moved to Australia and suddenly all your breakfasts are "amazing" cause you get to look at a sea view while eating it. Well guess what dickhead...toast in Australia is EXACTLY THE ******* SAME AS HERE! DELETED 2. "Finished at last!". Sorry what......you're putting pictures of cushions you've made on Facebook? DELETED 3. "What to do?". Byyyyeeee! DELETED 4. "The girls!".....Sorry you appear to have posted the same picture 18 times....no wait.....they're all from very slightly different angles. DELETED That actually felt really good. 4 numpties gone from my feed in less than a minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 This is an accurate decsription of me on Facebook last weekend there. 1. "Nice breakfast and nice view". Ok we get it, you moved to Australia and suddenly all your breakfasts are "amazing" cause you get to look at a sea view while eating it. Well guess what dickhead...toast in Australia is EXACTLY THE ******* SAME AS HERE! DELETED 2. "Finished at last!". Sorry what......you're putting pictures of cushions you've made on Facebook? DELETED 3. "What to do?". Byyyyeeee! DELETED 4. "The girls!".....Sorry you appear to have posted the same picture 18 times....no wait.....they're all from very slightly different angles. DELETED That actually felt really good. 4 numpties gone from my feed in less than a minute. Deleted for asking for suggestions on what they can get upto. You are a big meanie kaiser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Deleted for asking for suggestions on what they can get upto. You are a big meanie kaiser. My suggestions on what they should do would have likely caused them to delete me. Plus......they have posted "What to do" or something very similar......at least once a week. Deleting them means they are actually getting off lightly. I considered taking a photo of my next dump and posting that on their feed with "You could tell me which colour you think this matches closest on the Dulux colour charts for me" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweegy Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 What's the latest pish I've spotted this morning? Guys updating their status as "I used my boobs to get out of a speeding fine" Anyone? See my post above Alice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 'Cheknominations' Just seen a lassie check her tits for lumps then nominate someone else to do it. I'm actually just considering deleting my facebook entirely, never mind the person who made it turn up on my feed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moogsy Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 'Cheknominations' Just seen a lassie check her tits for lumps then nominate someone else to do it. I'm actually just considering deleting my facebook entirely, never mind the person who made it turn up on my feed. Take it she's a hound? Personally the idea of watching a bird rub her tits would rank pretty low down on my idea of annoying behaviour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Take it she's a hound? Personally the idea of watching a bird rub her tits would rank pretty low down on my idea of annoying behaviour She was neither tidy or ugly but even so, a lassie checking her paps for cancer isn't exactly the biggest turn on. Was more cringey than annoying tbf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Was she checking over her top or did she have them oot? Makes a big difference to it being annoying or not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heres Rixxy Posted February 17, 2014 Author Share Posted February 17, 2014 (edited) Tracknomination! The idea is to occupy Facebook with music, breaking the monotony of selfies, baby pictures, dog/cat pictures, Neknominations, personal videos and Bitstrips. Whoever likes this post, will be given a music genre/artist and has to post a piece in that genre, along with this text. Edited February 17, 2014 by Heres Rixxy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Tracknomination! The idea is to occupy Facebook with music, breaking the monotony of selfies, baby pictures, dog/cat pictures, Neknominations, personal videos and Bitstrips. Whoever likes this post, will be given a music genre/artist and has to post a piece in that genre, along with this text. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Tracknomination! The idea is to occupy Facebook with music, breaking the monotony of selfies, baby pictures, dog/cat pictures, Neknominations, personal videos and Bitstrips. Whoever likes this post, will be given a music genre/artist and has to post a piece in that genre, along with this text. By creating a "monotony" of songs taking over Facebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweegy Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 That's happening on mine but with art. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikeDudley Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 (edited) Tracknomination! The idea is to occupy Facebook with music, breaking the monotony of selfies, baby pictures, dog/cat pictures, Neknominations, personal videos and Bitstrips. Whoever likes this post, will be given a music genre/artist and has to post a piece in that genre, along with this text. or try the best way to break the monotony of selfies, baby pictures, dog/cat pictures, Neknominations, personal videos and Bitstrips: get rid of Facebook!! because that's all it is! Edited February 17, 2014 by SpikeDudley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heres Rixxy Posted February 17, 2014 Author Share Posted February 17, 2014 Thankfully only noticed a few so far. I'm pretty sure no one actually watches any music videos folk post on FB as it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Better call Saul Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Folk that post pictures with a mobile and it's blurry as @@@@ .....why bother more so when they are on the pish Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Another one of the nomination things....complete tools recording themselves doing a "tough" workout of some kind then nominating someone to do the same or similiar.........scum of the earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Another one of the nomination things....complete tools recording themselves doing a "tough" workout of some kind then nominating someone to do the same or similiar.........scum of the earth. Who the **** does that!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 See people who like these 'tag a mate' photos. Jesus H. "Tag a mate who would shag this whoore". Aye, funny. And then there's the iphone text screenshots which are blatantly fake but people cream themselves over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Eh, can we get back to the pap fondling, please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Eh, can we get back to the pap fondling, please? Not today lovey, I'm having my arse waxed ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richboy Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 OUT WITH THE GIRLIES FOR DRINKS LOL XOXXOX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le Tissier Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 OUT WITH THE GIRLIES FOR DRINKS LOL XOXXOX LOVE MY GIRLS SO MUCH YOU KEN WHO YOU ARE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richboy Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 LOVE MY GIRLS SO MUCH YOU KEN WHO YOU ARE WINE OCLOCK LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 WINE OCLOCK LOL That's the worst one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heres Rixxy Posted February 20, 2014 Author Share Posted February 20, 2014 Eh, can we get back to the pap fondling, please? http://youtu.be/EfbQhrfLCgg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heres Rixxy Posted February 20, 2014 Author Share Posted February 20, 2014 214 days til zante wi the lads!!! gonna be messy!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walrus Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 WINE OCLOCK LOL These things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 A guy in my office 'hashtagged' on the phone today. I know it doesn't really count towards this thread but I wanted somewhere to express my disgust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heres Rixxy Posted February 20, 2014 Author Share Posted February 20, 2014 A guy in my office 'hashtagged' on the phone today. I know it doesn't really count towards this thread but I wanted somewhere to express my disgust. Eh, what? How does one hashtag on the phone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 My boss will give me the day off if this post gets a billion likes Die you arseholes!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Eh, what? How does one hashtag on the phone? He said 'Hashtag just saying'. He's well into his 40's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Thanks ASOS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 He said 'Hashtag just saying'. He's well into his 40's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Folk counting down to their holidays. Only 103 days until Tenerife. Surely your day to day life can't be so shite that your holiday is the only thing you've got to look forward to? At least they aren't counting down in 'sleeps'. "omg only 4 sleeps 'til t in the park" etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 He said 'Hashtag just saying'. He's well into his 40's. That is disgusting. If I was you I'd be reporting him to his manager, gross misconduct IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Better call Saul Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 My boss will give me the day off if this post gets a billion likes Die you arseholes!!!!! THIS THIS THIS Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 I saw this today and it sort of summed some things up. http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2013/08/26/mother-of-sick-child-finally-receives-vital-facebook-likes-needed-for-operation/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hate_hibs Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 (edited) People using the word nom nom next to pictures of food. Absolute wankers Edited February 20, 2014 by hate_hibs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 One of my best mates(was best man at his wedding)his wife does my box in with the absolute drivel she posts. I had her blocked, which she noticed and pulled me up about it at a night out, i felt bad so i thought ok ill unblock you. Man im regretting it. Todays status = In a bad mood and dont know why? If i block her again im sure me n the mate will have words. Shes an utter zoomer. all the usual facebook shite we all cant stand she spouts. What to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sheldon Cooper Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 One of my best mates(was best man at his wedding)his wife does my box in with the absolute drivel she posts. I had her blocked, which she noticed and pulled me up about it at a night out, i felt bad so i thought ok ill unblock you. Man im regretting it. Todays status = In a bad mood and dont know why? If i block her again im sure me n the mate will have words. Shes an utter zoomer. all the usual facebook shite we all cant stand she spouts. What to do? Hide her posts from your news feed? Saves the hassle of her/him talking to you about blocking her again and means you don't need to read her nonsense . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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