Lyns Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 That "feeling blessed" "feeling happy" pish and also hashtags. ******* arseholes. A million times this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 "If I get 1 million likes....." Total cretins the lot of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rev Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 See some of those Hearts pages. Oh ya ###### utter roasterville. By far and away the worst thing about Facebook for me. Painful viewing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 (edited) Looked at mine, slap bang in the middle of the montage is Jimmy Saville with his Peedo T-shirt I got pedo bear on mine from when everyone was putting up cartoon characters as their profile pic to combat nonces. I thought it was a nice video but don't see the need to share it. Edited February 5, 2014 by Chris Benoit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheiky Baby Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Mine was just full of celebrities doing 5 - 1's. Shared Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 My FB page is crammed with a new Facebook Movie thing celebrating the best posts and pics that my "friends" have done over the last 10 years. The "musak" is awful. It is........ Horrific! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 everyone was putting up cartoon characters as their profile pic to combat nonces. Aye, that'll work . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Do you know what's annoying on Facebook; Pictures of your kids. All the time. All day. Every day. I'm a man who likes to take his phone into the jobby shop with him and I'll be honest with you, it's incredibly hard to curl out a toley when I've got your bairns ugly wee expressionless face gawping back at me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Private Womble Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 The last photo I shared on Facebook was quite funny at the end of the film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Johnson Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 See some of those Hearts pages. Oh ya ###### utter roasterville. Didn't they set up their own version of kickback a few weeks back? Is that still going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 The young mums pure seething over Hopkins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Buaben Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Didn't they set up their own version of kickback a few weeks back? Is that still going? It was last week when i looked. Only seen about 6 or 7 different names. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 I have a lass that constantly posts about her dog. It's creepy. She even refers to her bed as her and her dogs bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Aw there's another sign of a complete roaster. Tagging yerself into your own house/bed. 100% spangle. "Dawn just checked in at MA COSY WEE BED" Do us a favour Dawn and die in yer sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyw_1874 Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Didn't they set up their own version of kickback a few weeks back? Is that still going? It's still going as I keep seeing links plastered all over Facebook for it. It's driving me insane. More people comment on the links than the forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMarc Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 I'm friends with a vegan, and all I get is a wall full of her posts on how vegans are so great, perfect & right while everyone else is wrong! Then there is all the animal cruelty videos and photos she shares! A real pain in the arse!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 (edited) It's still going as I keep seeing links plastered all over Facebook for it. It's driving me insane. More people comment on the links than the forum. The guy who used to run it posted something racist on his own wall, got found out and ditched from the Hearts FC page. They changed the admin of the page and he basically used it to pimp out his new forum. In fact, the Hearts FC page is basically secondary now to the forum. I've seen about 12 of them as well but I can't really block notifications from the Hearts FC page because that'll block ALL notifications. Edited February 6, 2014 by peter_hmfc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 (edited) Alice Glass also has this lass who refers to herself in the third person ala Billy Davies. Fecking annoying. Edited February 6, 2014 by Alice Glass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 I've no intention of sharing it, and zero interest in watching anybody else's, but I found my wee video quite moving. Mine too, it did a great job of picking out important times and important people. I loved it. Was all delighted to see Facebook do something that seems genuinely nice for once when it first started, but getting a bit fed up of them all over my timeline now. I'm fickle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 I've probably added these to similar threads before, but I have one girl who posts "Good Morning, have a good (whatever)day", every single morning. She also posts "had a great session tonight at whatever gym, thanks Dave", after every gym session. Another girl checks in at the gym every single morning. Yes, every single morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim747 Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 I'm friends with a vegan, and all I get is a wall full of her posts on how vegans are so great, perfect & right while everyone else is wrong! Then there is all the animal cruelty videos and photos she shares! A real pain in the arse!!! I live in a town full of those self-righteous arseholes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 I got pedo bear on mine from when everyone was putting up cartoon characters as their profile pic to combat nonces. I thought it was a nice video but don't see the need to share it. I had salad fingers in my video Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 The last photo I shared on Facebook was quite funny at the end of the film. Saw that. Summed it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 I had salad fingers in my video Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 The young mums pure seething over Hopkins Saw that, was quite surprised at how tinky her kids looked though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 I had salad fingers in my video Love salad fingers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 I like rusty spoons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 I like it when the Red water runs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cairneyhill Jambo Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Has anyone seen the girl doing a selfie wearing a Hearts top? Oh jees. Not a patch on the "other" Hearts related pics from a while ago with the Playboy bird and the Hearts scarf.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweegy Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Sorry mate. Its a game and you have just become another victim as did I. Hehe. You never should have commented or liked my status. The person who likes or comments on my status must choose one of the following phrases and put it in their own Facebook status for at least an hour Hmmm ok..You can choose...Oh no just scratched my boss's car,I've decided to get a tattoo,Just used my boobs to get out of a speeding fine,Oh no lost my phone and there's saucy pics on it,Why is no one around when I'm feeling horny?,No toilet paper..goodbye socks. Just been accepted for The Cube. Note: remember you can only use one of these sentences. No explanations , no comments. When someone comments or likes your status, send him/her this message. You must do it and please, keep the secret. Your turn !;-) Wtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Sorry mate. Its a game and you have just become another victim as did I. Hehe. You never should have commented or liked my status. The person who likes or comments on my status must choose one of the following phrases and put it in their own Facebook status for at least an hour Hmmm ok..You can choose...Oh no just scratched my boss's car,I've decided to get a tattoo,Just used my boobs to get out of a speeding fine,Oh no lost my phone and there's saucy pics on it,Why is no one around when I'm feeling horny?,No toilet paper..goodbye socks. Just been accepted for The Cube. Note: remember you can only use one of these sentences. No explanations , no comments. When someone comments or likes your status, send him/her this message. You must do it and please, keep the secret. Your turn !;-) Wtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biffa Bacon Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Spotted an absolute topper on FB.... "Wishing my wee brother **** a happy birthday, he is 60 today. He's not on Facebook but someone will let him know" Let him know it's his birthday? Why could you not just call him instead of typing this nonsense? Unbelievable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 (edited) Spotted an absolute topper on FB.... "Wishing my wee brother **** a happy birthday, he is 60 today. He's not on Facebook but someone will let him know" Let him know it's his birthday? Why could you not just call him instead of typing this nonsense? Unbelievable! I see that regularly, folk wishing people who aren't on Facebook, Happy Birthday. From kids, to parents, to dead grannies. Though "someone will let him know" takes the biscuit. Let him know yourself. Pick up the phone. Edited February 7, 2014 by Say What Again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Spotted an absolute topper on FB.... "Wishing my wee brother **** a happy birthday, he is 60 today. He's not on Facebook but someone will let him know" Let him know it's his birthday? Why could you not just call him instead of typing this nonsense? Unbelievable! Pure and utter attention seeking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 I have a lass that constantly posts about her dog. It's creepy. She even refers to her bed as her and her dogs bed. I've got a similar bursds on mine, refers to her dogs as "the girls" & talks about them as if they're her kids. "Love a lazy Sunday morning in bed with my girls, hope they get up soon though, mummy's bored now!" Jesus Christ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 I've got a similar bursds on mine, refers to her dogs as "the girls" & talks about them as if they're her kids. "Love a lazy Sunday morning in bed with my girls, hope they get up soon though, mummy's bored now!" Jesus Christ. If my cat is sound asleep but is in my way in any shape or form it gets a boot up the arse if it doesn't move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinnybob72 Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Saw something earlier along the lines of "Pray for my son as he's just been rushed to hospital". Now i wish no ill to them or their son but who posts that kind of stuff? If one if my kids was being rushed to hospital the last thing on my mind would be to get onto FB to tell the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Saw something earlier along the lines of "Pray for my son as he's just been rushed to hospital". Now i wish no ill to them or their son but who posts that kind of stuff? If one if my kids was being rushed to hospital the last thing on my mind would be to get onto FB to tell the world. It is almost another form of Munchausen's by Proxy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Sorry mate. Its a game and you have just become another victim as did I. Hehe. You never should have commented or liked my status. The person who likes or comments on my status must choose one of the following phrases and put it in their own Facebook status for at least an hour Hmmm ok..You can choose...Oh no just scratched my boss's car,I've decided to get a tattoo,Just used my boobs to get out of a speeding fine,Oh no lost my phone and there's saucy pics on it,Why is no one around when I'm feeling horny?,No toilet paper..goodbye socks. Just been accepted for The Cube. Note: remember you can only use one of these sentences. No explanations , no comments. When someone comments or likes your status, send him/her this message. You must do it and please, keep the secret. Your turn !;-) Wtf? Aye? **** off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
easty1985 Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 A good one that I can relate to.. My ex posting shite about me.. Left her 4 months ago and she, her mates and family are still slating me on Facebook! ITS BEEN 4 MONTHS ffs! - I don't even have Facebook..embarrassing is an understatement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 A good one that I can relate to.. My ex posting shite about me.. Left her 4 months ago and she, her mates and family are still slating me on Facebook! ITS BEEN 4 MONTHS ffs! - I don't even have Facebook..embarrassing is an understatement. Is it done via ambiguous comments which desperately crave someone to ask for a follow up? :cornette: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 I like it when the Red water runs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 (edited) Salad Fingers. Not Bev talking about her love of menstruation. Edited February 8, 2014 by Say What Again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takis4king Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 been seeing alot of parents recently putting pics of their kid up thanking another family member for a present theyve received. so little 6month old alfie has got a new pair of socks, pic is taken of said socks and the grandad is tagged in the comment 'thanks for the socks grandad, i love them'. could just be me but this does my head in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 2:28 onwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Folk posting pics of giraffes when they know you're girraffobic. ***** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Private Womble Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Folk posting pics of giraffes when they know you're girraffobic. ***** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heres Rixxy Posted February 12, 2014 Author Share Posted February 12, 2014 #100happydays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I've got a guy on my page (Hibby) who changes his status every 2 ****** minutes, usually to comment on whatever shite is on the telly. It was worse when I'm a celeb was on. He's actually a pretty decent bloke in real life but a complete pain in the arse on FB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Those who hashtag every word. **** off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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